Because Of The Dress [Namjin]

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Kim Seokjin was in his shared apartment with Hoseok. Taehyung had come over for a visit from his college. Hoseok dropped the bomb about having a girl on his ex and now the three were deciding to call some girl.

"My campus has a lot of girls, one might agree but you know that it takes an entire day to get from there to here," Taehyung said while making hand signs.

Seokjin called his friend and asked if she could come but it was difficult. Hoseok... He was so committed to his ex, that he didn't make any female friends. He was sitting with both hands on his head.

"What do I do Hyung... We need to take someone tonight..." Hoseok whimpered. Then his phone buzzed.

Jes: Bring her to the Koala club. Let's see if she's prettier than me or not.

"Hyung! She did it again!" Hoseok showed the message to Seokjin.

Seokjin was munching on a toast with strawberry jam when he took the phone from Hoseok and started typing.

Sunshine: we'll she's a fucking princess not a concubine like you. Oh sorry, your not even worth being a concubine you whore. I J hope you are ready to get your ass laid.

Taehyung who tried to see what he wrote got a smack on the head. Seokjin hid the message and passed the phone back to Hoseok.

"If we can't find a girl till tonight, we can do one thing..." Taehyung said.

"What?" Hobi and Jin asked together.

"Well, in my college, sometimes in the drama section, we have men dressed as women. It to make a comedic effect, but if we style..." Taehyung looked at Jin then continued, "I think it would work..."

Hoseok processed the words in his mind then looked at Seokjin. He grabbed both of Jin's cheeks and examined his face.

"Such a handsome face, with make-up it can also look beautiful. Will you help me Hyung?" He asked with his puppy eyes.

"No." He replied finishing his toast and getting up to take a bath.

"Hyung. Let's go get the things ready, I know he will agree if time keeps running out..." Taehyung whispered to Hoseok.

They both nodded and went out. In the evening they returned with bags and bags of things all paid by the one and only Sunshine.

Seokjin was pacing around the apartment when they arrived.

"What took you so long? Did you find someone?" He asked.

"No, actually I was planning to turn Tae into the girl," Hoseok said looking at Taehyung and giving him the signal.

"Yea hyungie. Since you didn't agree, I'll have to go fight a catfight with a mean girl..." Taehyung said with puppy eyes.

Those eyes melted Seokjin and he then said, "no, I won't let you get into a catfight. Hobi, let me become your girlfriend."

Vhope then jumped on Seokjin yelling out, "Hyung!"

They got him ready for 3 hours straight. It was because the makeup was hard. They had to redo it many times. In the end, he wore a wig and a dress with tall pumps. Taehyung even got him a matching purse.

Seokjin who should have been embarrassed was admiring himself in the mirror. They stared at him and he smiled, "what? I'm worldwide handsome you know! Or should I be worldwide beauty?"

Hoseok then got ready himself and left the house to be handled by Taehyung.

"Wait," Taehyung yelled.

Then he searched for a scarf and put it around Seokjin's Adam's apple.

"Some people might figure it out looking at your neck." Taehyung smiled, kissed Seokjin's cheek, and cheered them off.

Hoseok and Seokjin were in the car talking about what to do and what not to do.

"Hyung, wouldn't it be funny if Jessica's lover would leave her for you?"

"Do you want that? Let's try it when we get there. That bitch is gonna get a lot from me." Seokjin said looking down.

"No Hyung... Your gonna be Seo-jin. Remember that OK?"

"And you, help me walk in these shoes. AAAA they are killing me!!!"

"We've arrived."

"Lets battle," Seojin said in a very angry voice, which still sounded soft.