Dream Daddy Father Scenarios

What To Expect Being Their Kid

Joseph

-Him making you cookies

-Him wanting you to socialize

-He makes you go to his BBQs

-He doesn't like your loud music

-"Y/n I don't understand why you like this band?"

-Makes you wear dresses

-Cults

-Your brother being your best friend

Damien
-Only eating veggies

-Watching scary movies when he's not home

-Your brother being your best friend

-Scaring your brother

-Your brother and dad thinking you are a vampire

-"Can she eat garlic?"

-"She's allergic!"

Hugo
-Getting in trouble at school

-Getting good grades

-You watching wrestling with him

-Pranking him

-Best friend is Chance

Craig
-Your best friends being Cody and Calum

-Going to softball and baseball games

-Being forced to jog with him

Robert
-Hunting for cryptids

-eating Hawaiian pizza

-Cutting your fingers while carving wood

-Watching Riverdale together

-"WHAT?! NO!"

-"I don't trust that lady."

-"Wait.... What? What just happened? Jughead no! Can he do that?! Please don't do it!"

-"FP what the heck?!"

-Favorite characters are Jughead, Kevin, and Toni

-Best friend is Everest