Dream Daddy Father Scenarios

You Catch Him Singing

Joseph

You walked into your house, and instantly knew something was off. Your siblings were not home. You smiled, and walked into the kitchen to get a snack. You saw your dad singing into a wooden spoon that was covered in brownie mix. "No one ever listens, this wallpaper glistens. Don't let them see what goes down in the kitchen. Places, places, get in your places. Throw on your dress and put on your doll faces. Everyone thinks that we're perfect. Please don't let them look through the curtains."

You slowly walked out.

Damian

"Dad can you sing me a song?" Your five year old self asked.

"Um..." You gave him the puppy dog eyes, and he nodded. "And if they get me and the sun goes down into the ground
And if they get me take this spike to my heart and
And if they get me and the sun goes down
And if they get me take this spike and
You put the spike in my heart."

You were out like a light.

Hugo

You an your brother were fighting, and went to go find your dad. You both saw your dad singing. You both filmed it. "Four years you think for sure
That's all you've got to endure
All the total dicks
All the stuck up chicks
So superficial, so immature
Then when you graduate
You take a look around and you say HEY WAIT
This is the same as where I just came from
I thought it was over
Aw that's just great
The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends
High school never ends."

"Just wait till his students see this." You stated as a smirked danced its way onto your face.

Craig

"Annie are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?"

You walked past your dad. "I'm pretty sure she isn't okay dad."

"Stop killing my hopes."

Robert

You and Chris were spying on your dad. He seemed... Off. You followed him to the graveyard? Your dad sat under a tree.

"Yeah, you sure broke my heart last week,
When you said you had slept with him.
I know you called, I got them all.
La da da da da da

Girl, you better love what you got,
Before you go and give it away
But don't say that I don't know you

'Cause, oh, I know all about your type
You're the type of girl that texts all day and talks all night.
And, oh, I know, that you are feeling sad.
I don't feel bad, 'cause even after 3 text messages, 4 missed calls,
You still slept with my best friend.

Yeah, you sure got a lot of nerve,
To say that this was all my fault.
I know you called, I got them all.
La da da da da da

Girl, you better love what you got,
Before you go and give it away
But don't say that I don't know you

'Cause, oh, I know all about your type
You're the type of girl that texts all day and talks all night.
And, oh, I know that you are feeling sad.
I don't feel bad, 'cause even after 3 text messages, 4 missed calls,
You still slept with my best friend.

[2x]
So I sing rain, rain go away, come again another day,
When I say it's okay to give a little hell to pay.
And every single time you make your way into my sheets,
The hours move to minutes, the days turn into weeks.
And I know you're so cool, but I must be a fool,
For taking you in and letting you win control of my heart.
And every single time you make your way into my sheets,
The hours move to minutes, the days turn into weeks.

Oh, I know all about your type
You're the type of girl that texts all day and talks all night.
And, oh, I know, that you are feeling sad.
I don't feel bad, 'cause even after 3 text messages, 4 missed calls,
You still slept with my best friend."

He was just singing? "I'm going home. This is kinda boring." Chris whispered to you, and you nodded.

You looked back at your dad from your hiding spot. Joseph came out of the bushes, and walked over to Robert. "Not bad."

Robert rolled his eyes, and hugged Joseph. The fuck!? Who is he, and what did he do with my dad?!