Author: This was requested by... *reads script*
Author: Um... He he he *throws script away*
Author: *runs away avoiding responsibility*
You, (Y/N), were part of the Red haired (?) pirates.
You were bored, and decided to make a cake.
You started by grabbing all the known ingredients do this magical red velvet cake, eggs, flower, erm... Eggs, Flower, you really needed to check the cook book again.
As soon as you started the batter, it was going fine, until cracking the eggs. You tried cracking them, but, you ended up breaking it as its contents slipped to the floor.
"Ah geez!" You exclaimed, attempting to place the egg shells in the me- I mean trash- but slipping on the spilled eggs on the floor.
Once you lifted up, you put them in the trash, and continued your current task.
You started stirring the ingredients together and eventually got it evened.
You grabbed the cake pan, buttered it and placed it in the oven.
"I forgot to preheat!" You exclaimed, face palming the mix of ingredients on your hand.
You took the cake pan out of the oven and placed the oven to the max, which caught fire.
"FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK" You screamed, putting out the fire.
"AH SHIT EVERYTHING OKAY?" Shanks yelled, waving his arm as he entered disaster kitchen.
"E-Everything is fine strawberry, you can go back to bed." You sighed, Shanks looked at the kitchen.
"What the hell happened here? Massacre?" He asked scratching his head with his remaining arm.
"I was just making a cake... Geez man..." You said a little hurt, not from what he said, from the burns attempting to put the fire out.
"Oh... Hehe sorry." He apologized.
You went back to placing the cake, as soon as you put it to the correct temperature.
While you waited, you cleaned the Kitchen with the help of Shanks.
Once the cake was done, you tried pulling it out of the oven.
"HOLY SHIT! HOT! HOT! HOT!" You screamed placing the cake on the marble sink to cool.
"Oh please (Y/N), I know I am you don't have to scream it out loud." Shanks smirked, pretending to blush.
You glared at him as you placed your hand in a glass of water.
"You should probably get that looked at." Shanks pointed.
"Yeah, I'll go to the doctor when I'm done here."
"No... You should get you're boobs looked at... By me..." He grinned.
"WHAT THE HELL SHANKS" You squeaked, blushing, while he laughed.
End
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One Piece Oneshots
Fanfiction~RULES~ Im writing lemons again! Yes, I might possibly continue Oneshots This book is strictly only X readers no Oc's Different Au's? Yes. Requests? No. Character X Character? No. This is strictly X Reader, Female X Male only.
