One Piece Oneshots

Shanks

I really have to stop writing new stories instead of finishing the old ones.

"(Y/N)! LOOK! I CAN FLY!" Shanks said, while attempting to jump off the boat.

"SHANKS STOP THAT!" You screamed running to get him off the boat while the other pirates laughed in their drunken state.

"TRY THE CROW'S NEST SHANKS!" Ben shouted, before taking another long gulp of sake.

"STOP ENCOURAGING HIM!" You cried, while trying to hold back the one armed Yonko.

"LET ME SPREAD MY WING!" Shanks blurted out, causing the rest of the crew to laugh harder.

"YOU'RE A LAND BIRD SHANKS! LIKE A CHICKEN!" Exclaimed another crew mate, encouraging shanks to dance like a chicken.

Unfortunately, the man couldn't even tell his own feet from his shoes, which resulted in an almost immediate head smack.

As the worried crew mate/ lover, you quickly tried to stop him from achieving a new dent  in the skull, sadly gravity wasn't on your side.

CRUNCH!

That wasn't a normal bone sound.

"Please let it not be my arm." You silently prayed as you opened your eyes. It was your arm.

Everyone was silent, including the chicken captain.

"I didn't know bones could bend out of your arm." He slurred, giggling as he tried to poke it.

You felt the pain increasing as the shock went away, knowing this would be a nasty fix.

"Don't cry (Y/N)! It looks pretty!" Shanks said as his eyes began to water.

You slowly and carefully began to lift yourself and Shanks up, calmly waking to the doctors office.

Once you entered with your drunk baby and crunchy bone, you finally let yourself express the pain.

At first, Shanks thought it was some sort of game, so he too began to scream, but when you didn't stop, he just awkwardly cried.

The next morning, after a very painful, and very stiff night, the doctor broke some news.

"Some of the bone is broken off. Unless we manage someone like Trafalgar Law to fix this your arm might just permanently dysfunctional." The tall man stated as you just sighed.

"I doubt we could manage someone like him to actually do it." You muttered, looking at your weird crooked arm.

"(Y/N)..." Shanks said, while knocking at the door.

You turned your gaze to the armless dick that costed you your arm.

"What is it? Do you want to fly chicken?" You said with an expression that showed how enraged you were.

"I still don't get what you mean but I'll let you have it. I wanted to say I'm sorry." He sighed.

You left the bed to stare at him in the eyes, as the doctor silently watched the two love chickens bicker.

"Is Sorry going to fix my arm Shanks?! Is Sorry getting me out of the pain that I've been feeling from this damn crooked middle arm?!" You exclaimed, as he flinched every time you raised your voice, thanks to a certain hang over.

"The doctor couldn't fix it?? Then what am I paying him for?!" Shanks exclaimed, indignant that a consequence from heavy drinking wasn't getting fixed.

"Actually you're not paying me." The doctor said, as he sat in his chair, still watching.

"He said the only way to fix this damn thing is if Trafalgar magically decided to fix this shattered thing!" You said, motioning to your deformed arm.

"That... Can actually be arranged." He said, while giving his notorious "i have a non drunk idea" grin.

"Oh no. Just make this fast I suppose." You sighed.

Shanks quickly called Luffy, who called Law and managed to force the guy to actually fix your arm.

And before you knew it, Law fixed your arm, and also learnt about chicken boy.

As you recovered with shanks by your side, you finally said, surprised:

"I'm surprised you managed this."

"At first I was just going to offer for us to become one armed buddies." He shrugged.

"Go lay an egg, Shanks."

I'm surprised i finished this.