One Piece Oneshots

Ace

Author: You have been promoted from possible crush to crush. Congrats soldier

Crush: Yeah... Um... You are my crush.

Author: WHAT

Author: THIS ISN'T RIGHT. WE'RE TO UNLUCKY FOR THIS TO HAPPEN

*Saturday 23, the day they said the apocalypse will come*

Author & Crush: *watching the apocalypse*

Author: This is why we don't get out of the friend zone.

Crush: True.

Law: *motions to you* This will only get weirder

Ace X Guardian Angel! Reader

As you watched the fight between Ace and Akainu, you couldn't do anything. It was frustrating.

Why you couldn't? Because you were only a guardian Angel.

"ACE COME ON BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM! WHAT? NO THATS NOT HOW YOU BEAT SHIT!" You yelled frustrated.

As Akainu went for Luffy, you already knew this would be the end.

"ACE DONT YOU DARE! HE DITCHED HIS FRIENDS TO SAVE- NO! GET BACK HERE!" You yelled as you got pulled along to Aces death.

You were sad, but more than sad, you were furious.

"WHEN YOU GET THAT ASS IN HEAVEN IM SLAMMING YOU BACK DOWN TO EARTH I DON'T CARE IF I END UP GOING  WITH YOU!" You yelled as his spirit went up.

As he arrived in heaven he looked at you confused, but suddenly blushed.

Because you see, you weren't wearing any clothes. Since you weren't humanly sinned or  a part of the human realm, you didn't have this thing called clothes. All angels were naked.

Clothes is a human thing.

"Uuuuhhhh..." He muttered, with a blush and a tent in his pants.

"You idiot! I don't care! Your going back to the human realm! Luffy worked had to save your ass!" You yelled as you punched him back, pushing yourself along, dropping you in to the mortal world, making you become human.

Once he arrived, the hole in his chest filled back as he was now alive again.

And you also were alive, but naked.

"Your welcome now goodbye forever flame brain." You said walking away as everyone stared at you.

"You! Who are you?" Luffy asked, still clinging on to his brother.

"Someone who used their power to bring flame dick over there back to life, now excuse me I have a mortal life to live." You walked away.

"Join my crew." Luffy said, you sweat dropped.

"No. I refuse your refusal of my refusal. Bye." You said running away.

Suddenly Akainu grabbed you by your hair.

So the both of you began to fight, until eventually White Beard appeared and killed him.

"Okay. Now I'm going." You said walking away.

"Your joining my crew." Luffy stated.

You rolled your eyes and groaned. Stretching his face and letting go. Then running away.

But the little pile of rubbery shit stretched his arms and brought you back.

"You are going to join." He said dragging you along, as Law took the three of you to his submarine.

As Ace and Luffy were getting their wounds treated, you felt something, in your bones.

"Corazon says hi." You told him looking down, still naked.

Law flinched for a second and gave you a confused look.

You just tilted your head and looked in to his eyes, still dangling your feet from where you were siting.

Law suddenly took his hoody off and gave it to you.

"You'll catch a cold if you stay naked." He said, with a neutral look. (Pretty much all my fanfics have Law in them now I guess)

You tried figuring out how to put it on, after a while of struggling, Law came over to you and helped you.

After Ace and Luffy fell asleep, you sat beside Ace and watched him, as his chest slowly went up and down.

Even after leaving your position of guardian angel, oh felt the darkness within him, all of his pain and sadness, you suddenly begun to feel it in everyone around you.

After Ace got better and went back to his crew, Luffy went to train with Rayleigh, and whatever the hell the rest of his crew was doing, you didn't care, you went with Ace.

"So... I'm guessing we're going to have to buy you clothes, he blushed, scratching the back of his neck.

All you wore since you became human was one of Laws hoodie, some of his t-shirts and boxers.

(Btw they if your curious they were all black and yellow with the spotted imprint with the little elastic band written Heart Pirates)

"Nah. I'm good with these." You said, walking with him to a boat.

"But you'll need more than just that." He said, as you both got in the boat.

"Okay then mister human." You said.

Meanwhile buying clothes, some guys flirted with Ace.

"So is that your sister?" One of them asked as Ace just stood there awkwardly.

"Ace which hole is where my head goes?" You asked, suffering to figure it out.

"(Y/N), those are shorts, not shirts." Ace sighed.

"What the heck does that mean? Just help me instead of dating, would you?" You groaned, face planting the floor, making Ace chuckle.

After that, the two of you continued on your way to finding what's rest of the crew.

*time skip to that*

Soon you joined the remaining Whitestache pirates, being the only female, and Aces girlfriend, then wife, and lived happily as ever...

Getting hunted down by marines.

End

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