Ella: MAYYYYAAAA. There is a dead human in our house.
Maya: What? How did he get here?
Ella: Maya, what did you do????
Maya: Huh, I didn't do this.
Ella: Explain what happened, Maya.
Maya: Ok, I was sitting in my room.
Ella: Yes?
Maya: Reading a book.
Ella: Yes?
Maya: Then this guy walked in.
Ella: And?
Maya: So I walked up to him.
Ella: Yes?
Maya: And I stabbed him 37 times in the chest. *closed eyed smile*
Ella: ..... Mayyyyaaaaaaa. That kills people!
Maya: What? I didn't know that.
Ella: How could you not know that??
Maya: I'm in the wrong here. I suck.
Ella: What happened to his hands?
Maya: What?
Ella: His hands Maya, why are they missing?
Maya: Well, I kinda cooked them up. And ate them.
Ella: Mayyyyyaaaaa.
Maya: What? Gimme a break I was hungry for hands.
Ella: .....
Maya: My tummy was making the rumblies.
Ella: >:U
Maya: That only hands could satisfy.
Ella: What is wrong with you Maya?
Maya: Well, I kill people and eat hands, that's two things.
<BEEEEEEEEP>
Ella: Mayyyyya. What was all that?
Maya: I am not sure what you are referring to.
Ella: You just sunk and entire cruise ship, Maya.
Maya: I think I would remember doing that.
Ella: I watched you fire a harpoon into the captains face.
Maya: That sounds dangerous.
Ella: You were headbutting children off the side of the ship!
Maya: Wow, that must have been horrifying to watch.
Ella: *cringes* And then you started making out with the ice sculpture.
Maya: Thank god the children were not on board to see that. *accomplished look*
Ella: Uhh. Maya, why is the lifeboat red and sticky?
Maya: Well, I guess you could say it is red and sticky.
Ella: Maya, what are we standing in?
Maya: Would you believe me if I said it is strawberry milkshake?
Ella: No, I would not believe that.
Maya: Melted gumdrops?
Ella: No.
Maya: Boat nectar?
Ella: No.
Maya: *shrug* Some of god's tears?
Ella: Tell me the truth, Maya!
Maya: Fine. It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B.
Ella: Maya!!
Maya: *shrugs again* They were taking all the crescent rolls.
Ella: Maya!!!
Maya: I will not apologize for art.
Ella: Wait. *looks around cautiously* Where are all the other lifeboats?
Maya: Wow, you won a prize! I didn't even notice that.
Ella: Where are the other lifeboats, Maya?
Maya: Judging from the trajectory of the moon and the sun, at the bottom of the ocean.
Ella:
Maya: I bit lots of holes in them. :3
Ella: Mayyyaaaa.
Maya: I have a problem. I have a serious problem.
Ella: You are just... Terrible today.
Maya: Shhhh. Do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.
Ella: That's the sound of people drowning, Maya.
Maya: That's what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and than silence.
<End>
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