Herp Derp Looks like it's Blooper Time!

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Maya: *kazoo megalovania intensifies*

Madi: *satanic screeching*

(beep boop to the next bloop)

Dad: WHAT ARE THOSE!?!?!?

Me: .........

Dad: *dabs*

Me: ...........................

Dad: *wears crocs*

Me: ..........................................

Dad: Why you always Lyin????

Me: *internally WAKE ME UPPPP. WAKE ME UP INSIDE. WAKE ME UPP INSIDDEEE. SAVVVVEEE MMEEEEEEE.*

(beep boop time for the next bloop)

Madi: *calls Ella*

Madi: Hey Ella, can you come here?

Ella: I can't I'm buying clothes.

Madi: Well hurry up then. I need your help.

Ella: I can't find them.

Madi: What do you mean you can't find them?

Ella: I mean I can't find them. There's only soup.

Madi: What do you mean there's only soup?

Ella: I mean there's only soup.

Madi: GET OUTTA THE SOUP AISLE!

Ella: OK YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME. *walks into the next Aisle*

Ella: There's still soup!

Madi: Go into the next aisle!

Ella: There's still soup!

Madi: Where are you?!?!

Ella: I'M AT SOUP.

Madi: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP!?!?!

Ella: IM AT SOUP.

Madi: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN!?!?!

Ella: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!?!?!?!

Madi: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?!

Ella: FUCK YOU.

(beep boop time for another bloop)

Maya: DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES!?!

Ella, Madi, and Julia: YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES!!!

Maya: DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES!!?

Ella, Madi, and Julia: YEAH WE LIKE PANCAKES!!!!

Maya DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST!?!

Madi and Julia: YEAH WE LIKE-

Ella: ONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHON~~~~

(beep boop end of the bloops)

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