Reader: Hi M- What is this?
Maya: =)
Reader: You're making another one? (lol dat meme do)
Maya: ....Yes....
Reader: I leave for a week...
Maya: huehuehuehue...
Reader:..... just write the story.
Maya: Owwwwwwww....
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ZODIAC RANDOM-NESS!!!!!!! >=)
The signs at the Mall
Aries: Yo guys, look what I found!
Taurus: Ugh, everything's so expensive!
Gemini: I have 20,000,000 outfits to try on.
Cancer: I'm hungry, can we go to the food court?
Leo: I need this... and this... and this... and this...Hey, where'd all my money go?
Virgo: I don't wanna spend too mu- HOLY SHIT IS THAT A FONDUE MACHINE!?!?
Libra: *helping friends choose clothes*
Scorpio: HOT TOPIC!!!!!!
Sagittarius: Hurry up guys... VIRGO LET GO OF THE FONDUE MACHINE!!!!
Capricorn: Hang on.... I have a coupon...
Aquarius: *leaves book store* Now to... HOT TOPIC!!!! *joins Scorpio*
Pisces: LOOK AT ALL THE GODDAMN PUPPIES HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
The signs at school
Aries: Always Yelling.
Taurus: What the fuck am I doing here.
Gemini: Has to leave because they are laughing at their own joke.
Cancer: Nom Nom Nom.
Leo: Flirty McFlirterson.
Virgo: BEST GRADES IN CLASS!!!
Libra: Never does homework.
Scorpio: Mentally killing everyone with Aquarius.
Sagittarius: Procrastination~
Capricorn: Teacher #2
Aquarius: Looks like they don't give a fuck but are mentally killing everyone.
Pisces: Ducks. Ducks everywhere.
The Signs as Circus Performers
Aries: The crazy freak artist, who juggles chainsaws and swallows knives.
Taurus: Knife thrower
Gemini: The magician.
Cancer: The puppet master
Leo: The ringleader
Virgo: The stilt walker
Libra: The tightrope walker
Scorpio: The fire breather
Sagittarius: The clown that tries to be funny but actually scares the shit out of everyone.
Capricorn: The contortionist
Aquarius: The acrobat
Pisces: The ribbon dancer
The signs evilness
Aries: On a scale of 1 to 10 they are like a 2. Suprise!
Taurus: Apparently extremely evil.
Gemini: This guy's a peacemaker? Bullshit.
Cancer: Secretly stabbing you in their mind.
Leo: Sugar, spice, and everything nice.
Virgo: Thinks they're evil but... NAW!!!
Libra: They'll blame it on someone else.
Scorpio: Actually not evil but everyone thinks they are.
Sagittarius: Most evil but nobody realizes.
Capricorn: Capable of starting a war.
Aquarius: Satan. Yes. Just yes.
Pisces: Will hit you with a stick but that's about it.
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Reader: Maya, what is this.
Maya: BYE! *closes the story before she can get scolded by reader-sama*
Reader: MAYA!!!!!!!!! >=U
Maya: Hehehe................. OWWWWW!!!!!!
Reader: Wut?
Maya: Cramps.
Reader: Oh.... OH!!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Random Shit (I'M BACK BITCHES!)
HumorHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEUHUEHUEHUEHUEUHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE I own the plot line and my self. Everything else belongs to their rightful owners. =3 *Please note that this is a sequel. Please go back and read the first book before reading this one...
