Sollux's Version of Like a Huss

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I go on my Crack fic out line and scroll down to just  see this... thing.

tA: Kill off John, like a Huss
tA: Kill off Jade, like a Huss
tA: Kill off Rose, like a Huss
tA:Kill off Dave, like a Huss
tA:Kill Karkat, like a Huss
tA:Kill Tavros, like a Huss
tA:Kill Vriska, like a Huss
tA:Kill off Bro, like a Huss

tA:Yo. the name's Hussie, people call me the Huss
My first name is Andrew, but that's rarely discussed.
Imma rap for you, and if you're not impressed,
It's ok because I'm whiter than Doc Scratch text.
It's a good week if I can squeeze in a shower,
'Cause you people cry if I don't update every few hours.
And if by some miracle I get spare time,
I'll be macking on Vriska 'cause that girl so fine.
Got OTP's? I'll sink all your ships.
With a smile all the while on my massive lips.
I've got some sort of weird infatuation with horses.
Got chakras as blitzed as my linguistic forces.
Got all of the irons in the fire. All of them.
And all of the breadsticks at Olive Garden.
I lurk outside of caves with a Toblerone,
And I don't wanna hear your questions so just leave me alone!

tA:Let Sollux live, like a Huss
tA:Kill off Cal, like a Huss
tA:Kill Eridan, like a Huss
tA:Kill Terezi, like a Huss
tA:Kill Equius, like a Huss
tA:Kill Kanaya, like a Huss
tA:Kill Sassacre, like a Huss
tA:Kill Feferi, like a Huss

tA:He kills off everyone
tA:Then eats a Toblerone
tA:Goes down to The Olive Garden
tA:To make out with Rufio


As far as I know... this isn't correct.


And I thought Sollux left.

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