A/N- HEY GUYS I THOUGH I WOULD DO SOMETHING BECAUSE OF BOREDOM LOL ANYWAY ENJOY~
(Lol btw I don't really know who I used for Rei so I'm using an OC her name is Saionjji and she's gay, ok bye)
<Beeeeep>
Lucas: ...So I regain consciousness, there's cops everywhere, Maya's covered in blood, got an ice pick! (Giggles) It was kind of a weird Tuesday!
<Beeeeppppppp>
Maya: Ayyye, what's up sluts?! Guess who just got out of Prison?
Lucas: Sluts?!
Miles: Prison!?
Both: MAYA?!
Maya: Yeeaaaaahhh~
<Beeeepppp>
Lucas: IT WASN'T A DREAM! WE GOT ARRESTED FOR TRESSPASSING. WE WENT TO JAIL.
Maya: Nah man, we went to holding. There's a BIG difference.
<Beeeeeeeeppppppp>
Madi: AFTER WHAT SHE DID TO ME?!
Maya: You took the fall for me and I said Thank You.
<Beeeeeepppppp>
Maya: Look at that majestic-ass motherfucker. Like a dolphin with legs.... and arms.... and a jet pack. Holy shit this stuff's definitely kickin in!
<Beeeeepppp>
Lucas: Maya, why are you getting naked?!?
Maya: I don't know man, BUT ITS GONNA BE GREAT! (idk wtf he said here so...)
Maya: Lucas get into the pool.
Lucas: I'm not gonna-
Maya: BITCHGETINTHEPOOL.
<beeeeeeeeepppppp>
Ella: Why are you naked?
Maya: I'm naked?
<beeeeeeepppp>
Ella: Looks like you wanna race. The loser has to commit. (Insert dramatic shot here) Swimpuku.
Maya: That's not a real thing.
Ella: IT IS NOW.
<beeeeeep>
Madi: Madi!
Maya: Madi-chan.
Madi: Madi!
Maya: Madi-chan.
Madi: Madi!
Maya: Madi.
Madi: Madi-chan!
Maya: Madi.
Madi: Madi-chan!
Maya: Alright, Madi-chan it is.
Madi: (irritated growl/groan thing)
Maya: Ha, you ass just got looney-tooned.
<beeeeeeep>
Maya: We have done all the work! The least you could do, is go down to 7/11 and get us some slushies and a carton of cigarettes. Meth also. Please.
Autumn: Maya, I guarantee that if I get out of this chair, you'll end up in one with wheels.
Maya: Ok, I'm not gonna lie. I feel kinda threatened. Damn.
<Beeeeeeeepp>
Maya: Hey there, suckas! You look like you wanna join the swim team!
Person: Aren't you that girl that killed that one girl? And burned down that building? And sells whippets under the bleachers?
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HumorHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEUHUEHUEHUEHUEUHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE I own the plot line and my self. Everything else belongs to their rightful owners. =3 *Please note that this is a sequel. Please go back and read the first book before reading this one...
