Me rn

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Me: Oh, it appears I've accidentally stayed up till 4 again!

Me: I have to get up to do things tomorrow so...

Me: I KNOW!

Camera: *zooms in on my smiling face, shadows form around the upper half of my face.*

Me: It appears I HAVE to stay up. To fool others that I'm a functioning human.

Camera: *screen turns red*

Me: What a shame. Hehe, what a shame.

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