Madi: I think the Ravenclaw motto should be Caw Caw Motherfuckers.
Jenna: I vote we change them all. Hiss Hiss Motherfuckers. Roar Roar Motherfuckers.
Ella: Is the one for Hufflepuff missing 'cause they're too polite to say 'Motherfucker' or 'cause nobody knows what a bager sounds like.
Alex: Nobody has ever heard the Hufflepuff war cry and survived.
Maya: ......
Maya: Find Find Motherfuckers.
(BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Narrator: Our Muggleborn hosts (ie: Maya, Alex, Madi, etc) are introducing their Pureblood friends and Enemies to Muggle movies. It is currently Maya's turn to pick.
Maya: Hehehehehehe............... *evil aura*
Madi: Maya.........what movie did you choose?
Maya: *giggles and holds up Coraline*
Madi: You wouldn't..... you evil genius you.
Narrator: This is mostly to get back at Malfoy for being an asshole. Not surprising that Maya chose this one.
Maya: *snickers as she puts it in*
(Timeskip till after the movie)
Malfoy: WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT.
Maya: THAT WAS THE THING THAT RUINED THE CHILDHOOD OF MILLIONS ACROSS THE WORLD!!!
Malfoy: ...............
Maya: FEEL THE PAIN FOR ALL THE MUGGLES AND MUGGLE BORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maya: *runs away from Malfoy who is chasing Maya with his wand*
(BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Narrator: The Muggleborn hosts got their Patronuses today.
Random Muggleborn girl: ............................................ -.-
Ron: Ooh! What kind of magical creature is this???
Other purebloods: Oooh!!!
Maya, Madi, Alex, and Ella: *snickering*
Maya: Pika! Pika!!
Random Muggleborn girl: ................Why Pikachu of all things?
(~fin~)
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HumorHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEUHUEHUEHUEHUEUHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE I own the plot line and my self. Everything else belongs to their rightful owners. =3 *Please note that this is a sequel. Please go back and read the first book before reading this one...
