Ella: Mayyyaaaa, we're supposed to be on vacation!
Maya: I don't know about you but I'm having a wonderful time.
Ella: You toppled a South African government, Maya.
Maya: The people have spoken. Valvata the resistance.
Ella: You pushed the resistance leader into a giant fan.
Maya: He was a traitor and a scoundrel.
Ella: He was trying to stop you from pushing other people into a giant fan.
Maya: *a foot drops from somewhere* Oh. That was a foot. I appear to have eaten an entire person.
Ella: That would be the hotel bar tender.
Maya: That would explain why my vodka is taking so long.
Ella: It was horrifying. Your jaw unhinged like a snake.
Maya: Wow, that sounds awesome.
Ella: I can't go anywhere with you, Maya.
Maya: Wow, that hurt my feelings. Now we're both in the wrong.
Ella: I wanna go home. We're leaving.
Maya: Then I should probably mention that I filled our luggage with orphan meat.
Ella: ?!
Maya: Well, I'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.
Ella: You know what, forget it I'm not even shocked anymore.
Maya: Aww, well that's no fun.
Ella: I'm serious. This has become the norm for you.
Maya: I'll just have to try harder next time.
Ella: Please don't.
Maya: I feel as if I've been issued a challenge.
Ella: Maya.
Maya: It's too late now...... You-
Ella: You?
Maya: I totally don't know your name.
Ella: We've known each other for three years!
Maya: And what an impression you've made!
Ella: My name is Ella.
Maya: What?
Ella: I said my name is Ella.
Maya: Oh. I thought you were a male.
Ella: Why would you think that?
Maya: Mostly your hair-do. Are you sure?
Ella: Yes.
Maya: .....Well if you'll excuse me, I have some pictures to delete from my computer.
<BEEEEEEEEP>
Ella: Mayya, you've tracked mud all over the carpet!
Maya: Now that right there is a mess!
Ella: I just had it cleaned yesterday!
Maya: I'm not responsible for this! I've been jamming in the saxophone all morning!
Ella: Those are clearly your foot prints, Maya.
Maya: There is an imposter on the loose!
Ella: They lead right to you!
Maya: Clue one: The imposter is a phantom!
Ella: Maya, stop avoid---
*The house and the city explode* BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!
Ella: .......... Mayyyyyyaaaaaa!!!
Maya: Happy Birthday!
Ella: It's not- please tell me you had nothing to do with this!!
Maya: Sorry, couldn't hear you over the sound of melting city!
Ella: How did you even do this???
Maya: A dollup of fairy dust!
Ella: Maya.
Maya: I ripped the tag off a mattress.
Ella: This isn't funny, Maya.
Maya: Who's laughing? Clearly not all the people who just exploded!
Ella: I'm leaving. I've had enough of this!
Maya: Wait! Think of all of the perfectly melted faces we get to munch on!
Ella: But, why!?!
Maya: Because we are friends. And friendship is two buddies munching on a perfectly roasted face together.
Ella: Maya, that's not friendship. That's sick.
Maya: Then, your probably not going to like your decorations.
Ella: It's not even- Oh my god!
Maya: Suprise!!!
Ella: Uh oh urg ah no ah uh!!
Maya: Sorry, I thought you liked faces. There was obviously a miscommunication.
Ella: This is awful, Maya!
Maya: Your right, not nearly as tasteful as I pictured in my head.
Ella: I think I'm gonna throw- oh god one touched me!
Maya: This was clearly the wrong way to go.
Ella: Ya think, Maya?!
Maya: What can I say? I thought they would be cooked more. Raw face is just gross.
Ella: Why would you think any of this is a good idea?!?!
Maya: Probably because I'm a sociopath with a long history of violence.
Ella: Oh.
Maya: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.
<Fin!>
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