Maya: *checks phone* Why can't I get into the internet?
Maya: Fucking Wizards.
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Alex's mom: Your room is filthy! Do they let you get away with this at school?!
Alex: Actually, tiny elves come in at night and clean.
Alex's mom: ....
Alex: ....
Alex's mom: Are you fucking with me?
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Maya and Alex: *chilling in the Slytherin Common room*
Giant squid that lives in the lake: *swims past the window*
Maya: Hey look the Kraken.
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(During breakfast)
Madi: *reluctantly opens Howler*
Howler: WHAT TEAM
All the muggleborns and half bloods: WILDCATS
Purebloods: wtf
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Snape: If you have ten chocolate frogs and you give Malfoy two how many do you have?
Maya: Ten.
Snape: ...okay. If you have ten chocolate frogs and Malfoy forcibly takes two how many do you have?
Maya: *whips their head around and looks Malfoy directly in the eye* Ten and a dead body.
Malfoy: *sweats*
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Madi in her sixth year: *was chosen for the Tri-wizard tournament*
Madi: *as she walks out into the arena she does the Hunger Games salute and whistle*
All the other Muggleborns: *do the hunger game salute and whistle*
Purebloods: WTf
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Dumbledore: Mrs. Thwin-
Maya: *stares down Dumbledore because they've been Misgendered again.*
Dumbledore: *sighs* Maya, you need to stop beating up Mrs. Parkinson.
Maya: Well, I'm sorry Gandalf. She provoked me.
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Maya and Alex: *jumping from Moving staircase to moving staircase* PARKOUR.
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HumorHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEUHUEHUEHUEHUEUHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE I own the plot line and my self. Everything else belongs to their rightful owners. =3 *Please note that this is a sequel. Please go back and read the first book before reading this one...
