Skittle Madness.

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Me: *nomming on Skittles*

Sollux: *gets really close to my ear, whispers* Eat the yellow ones*

Me: *Flips table* HOLY SHIT!!!!

(This actually happened with my friend Madi RP/CPing (Role playing and Cosplaying) as Sollux)

(SKITTLES!!)

Me: Red, Yellow, Green, Purple, and Orange.

Alex: XD

Madi: Taste the rainbow, BITCH!

Everyone: *dies of laughter*

(SKITTLES!)

Janet: I am a Skittle.

Me: *offers some from packet* Want some?

Janet: ..... A CANNIBALISTIC SKITTLE!!!! *eats entire packet of Skittles*

Me: 0_o

(Madi: Sol- Me: Ha ha, No. SKITTLES!)

Madi: *points* Oh look, a rainbow!

Ella: *thinking* I wonder if it tastes like Skittles *thinking* 

Madi: Well we better get go- What are you doing.

Ella: *takes bite of rainbow* T.T It tastes like air.

Madi: Well, yeah what did you expect?

Ella: Skittles.

(SKITTLES!) 

~fin~

A/N 

I am eating Skittles right now.

Hehe.

Just looking at the picture makes me want Skittles Vodka. I didn't even know that existed!!


Too bad I'm only 13.

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