If I had an identical twin.

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Me: *walks up to random stranger*
Me: *gets down on one knee*
Me: I know i just met you. But will you marry me?
Them: WTF.
Me: If our love isnt true, i should come beck in time and slap myself in the face.
My twin: *jumps in and slaps me in the face*

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