(anyone heard of PTA Sans? No? Look it up)
Linda: Welcome to the first PTA meeting of the school year!
Linda: Today we have two new members!
Linda: This is Maya, and her little brother, Marcus.
Maya: *walks in through door, dragging her brother by the hood of his orange hoodie*
Maya: Sup?
Sans: *stands up* Ayyy, wassup.
Maya: Nothin' much. Cheeto here was just gonna go play with the other kids.
Helen: THEY KNOW EACH OTHER?!?
Maya: *evil aura with a closed eyed smile* Correct and I will just say this now.
Maya: *slams hands on table* YA'LL BETTER LISTEN UP. I'VE HEARD A LOT OF SHIT ABOUT THIS PTA. ESPECIALLY YOU LINDA. BITCH, TRY ME.
Sans: lol. Get Rekd, Linda.
Linda: *white faced*Ok, the other new member is a RESPECTABLE *glares at Maya and Sans* member of the community. Please welcome, Stacy and her son Bradley.
Stacy: Hey~~ *sees Maya* Oh.
Stacy: Hell.
Stacy: NO.
Maya: *grumbles "Fuckin' Stacy" loud enough for Sans to hear*
Sans: *snickers*
Maya: *mockingly waves at Stacy* Welllllll Hellooooooo Stacy~
Helen: *places plate of Lemon Bars on table* I made Lemon Bars~~~ Enjoy.
Maya and Sans: HELEN YOUR LEMON BARS ARE SHIT.
Sollux: lol.
Maya: Dude, WTF. Why are you here.
Sollux: Bored.
Maya: *rolls eyes* I'm a bit busy roasting Linda.
Sollux: Don't miind me, Ii'm ju2t here to watch.
Maya: Whatever.
~Later!~
Linda: So, I have organised everything for the dance. All we have to talk about is the music choice and dress code.
Linda: It will obviously HAVE to be formal. So boys will wear dress pants or kakis and a dress shirt, Girls will wear dresses or skirts.
Stacy: Brilliant idea, Linda.
Maya: Linda, Linda, Linda. You sweet sexist bitch. Girls should be able to wear pants and guys should be able to wear dresses if they, oh so desire.
Sans: Helen, calm down before you say something racist.
Maya: Stacy, I don't want to hear a goddamn word out of you for the rest of the meeting, understood?
Maya and Sans: *evil auras* Fite me, Linda.
PTA: *white faced*
Sollux: lol. Ii knew thii2 would bee entertaiining.
Maya: lol.
Sans: I heard and appreciate that pun.
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HumorHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEUHUEHUEHUEHUEUHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE I own the plot line and my self. Everything else belongs to their rightful owners. =3 *Please note that this is a sequel. Please go back and read the first book before reading this one...
