Maya's Original thoughts
"Hi Italy!" (y/n) said sweetly to her good friend Italy. "Ve~ Hello-a (y/n)
Suddenly a Lemon falls out of the heavens.
"Oh Mah Gawd its a lemon!"(y/n) squealed happily. "Bask in the Majesty of the lemon!!!!" she laughed, joking. "the lemon is cute and all, but not as cute as-a you (y/n)~" Italy said.
Then they kissed and shit and ran off into the sunset together.
The end
The real thing
{BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!}
I think that's a pretty accurate description of a Lemon.
IN NO WAY DOES NUMBER TWO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE FRUIT!!!!!!! THE TITLE IS A LIE!!!!!!!
It is just a clever disguise for Smut.
Never again. *shivers* Never again.
Thanks to the people I know who refused to explain this to me. *cough ELLA, ALEX, MADI I'M LOOKING AT YOU*cough*
Jeegus, you guys suck.
YOU ARE READING
Random Shit (I'M BACK BITCHES!)
HumorHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEUHUEHUEHUEHUEUHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE I own the plot line and my self. Everything else belongs to their rightful owners. =3 *Please note that this is a sequel. Please go back and read the first book before reading this one...
