Me: You know sometimes, when I feel like I'm being judged, I pull out a pot and scream,YA WANT SOME POT!?!?!? That freaks them out enough to avoid me.
{BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!}
Madi: Maya~
Me: Wut.
Madi: By me a lightsaber.
Me: No.
Madi: *takes deep breath* JUST DO IT!!!!
Me: .....fine *murmur* I am so going to regret this*murmur*
Madi: ^^
{BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!}
Alex: Normal people flirting be like, Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Madi: People who are good at flirting be like, OW I bit my tongue! Kiss it better?
Me: Me flirting be like, Your face. I like that shit.
{BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!}
Reader in story: *sees boyfriend and best friend making out*
Me: *leaves room* Sorry if I was interrupting something. *secretly burns down best friend and boyfriends houses*
Reader in story: *sobs* WHY!?!?!?!?!
{BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!}
Maya: NOTICE ME SEMPAI!!!!! *jumps up and down with torches in hand*
Sempai: *does not notice*
Me: YOU BLIND ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!
{BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!}
End =3
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HumorHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEUHUEHUEHUEHUEUHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE I own the plot line and my self. Everything else belongs to their rightful owners. =3 *Please note that this is a sequel. Please go back and read the first book before reading this one...
