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kid
hey babe

im kinda bored of this contact name. aslo guess what

i aint no kid im legal asf now💯

remember when you said you didn't want to catch a case for sleeping with me? you don't have to worry about that now ;)

kid has changed her name to assforall

assforall has changed sleepycat to eraser but pencil where

eraser but pencil where
ok what...

alan stop that

assforall
HEY JS CUZ I LEFT THE DIMENSION DOESNT MEAN IM NOT IN MY WR

eraser but pencil where
wait what?!

its really you??

assforall
hell yeah
i just left my chemistry lesson

I HATE ORGANIC😭😭

i need em 2,2 METHyl METHane

eraser but pencil where
oh...

thats really third year

its been a slow month without you

assforall
its been a slow ass week man
my grades aint giving🤑🤑

we got beef🤑

eraser but pencil where
do better

also wtf dumbass kid im literally your dad now, that'll be even a worse case

assforall
man...that sucks

this is off topic but im constipating and its so spiky

eraser but pencil where
I REALLY DID NOT want to know that

so since you still come to your room, does that mean youll return again?

and can you change my name. its too long

assforall
maybeeee

i kinda did smth to uraraka and gotta give it back cuz she gonna need it.

i read the manga and yeah

assforall has changed eraser but pencil where to shatoot

shatoot
so you know things??

let me guess if i ask you what happens in the future youll be like "oH Em GeE i CaNt TeLl yOu iT wIlL AfFecT tHe PloT"

assforall
daddy understands🖤

technically i can
cuz it won't change the actual lore
just the one i wrote

shatoot
this is great