Someone: Angelica? Is it cool to have two dads?
Angelica:......do I like..make up an answer to make you happy or do I be honest? *she's possibly signing. She's not deaf, just doesn't like to talk to strangers*
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Random person: Having mental disorders sounds nice.
*Pretty much all of Angel and Alastor's kids have some form of mental issue* Would you like to die
Disorders/problems:
Angelica, Autism
Peggy: ADD
Eliza: ADHD
(Hehe more are planned on the way)
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19-year-old Peggy: Angie, how do you ask someone out?
19-year-old Angelica lost her V-card at like 15:...Well, everyone says 'be yourself' right...well...don't do that...
Peggy:....I hate you
Angelica: love you too little sister
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Eliza: Dad what does a pregnancy test look like?
Alastor: I think a thin piece of plastic with a thing on the end...why?
Eliza: oh..so this must be a gun *holds up something of Pent's*
Alastor: hold up little lady
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Angelica: *on the phone* Fuck you! I hate you and never want to see your stupid face ever again!!
Peggy: should we help her?
Eliza: Nah. That's how she and her little boyfriend like to 'flirt' with each other
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[If you haven't read the later chapters, these characters won't make sense]
Rowan and Angelica: *yelling at each other, calling the other out*
Angel: Al..?
Alastor: *trying to process* Only thing I'm getting from this is...Rowan's pregnant and was dating Angelica's 'boyfriend' and Angelica's you
Angel: A, ow. B, that's probably not all. C, we should probably stop them
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Angelica: Common..why can't I have a boyfriend?!
Angel: because I said so young lady
Angelica: fine. Then talk to B and R about what I found in their rooms
Alastor: excuse me?!
Angelica: you heard me, Dad.
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Alastor's children (being re-written)
FanfictionAlastor slowly turning from a feared radio demon to a (as possibly from him) caring father to (at least) a little girl Yes this is Radiodust, plus my Au so a few differences. Hazbin Hotel and Helluza Boss belongs to Vivzzypop on YouTube Yes, some of...
