I Think You Have the Wrong Number?

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Hailee and y/n are enjoying their morning on the couch with the dogs. Hailee is on her phone and y/n is rewatching Multiverse of Madness for the fifth time.

Multiverse again?

Hey, you should be glad it's not Black Widow. *giggles*

You're right.

I'm glad you changed movies.

What makes you say that babe?

I think I managed to memorize the whole Alexi /Yelena helicopter scene WORD FOR WORD.

Oh really...

Lets take it from the top. *cough cough*

Hold on a sec *pauses tv* I've gotta hear this.

Ok enough of this.

HA. Mimics using missile launcher

Woah this would be a cool way to die.

Move your ass.

Get us out of here.

I need some help up here.

Oh that was exciting. Oh I'm so proud of you guys. Oh you can't hear me huh.

Ah wow. okay uh why the aggression is it your time of the month?

I don't get my period dipshit I don't have a uterus.

Or Ovaries.

Yeah that's what happens when the red room gives you an involuntary historectomy.

They kind of just *starts to gesture* go in and they rip out all of your reproductive organs.

They just get right in there and they chop them all away. Everything out so you can't have babies.

okay maybe I have watched that movie to many times.

But like you also act so you can memorize lines pretty easy right?

Oh I for sure can but I dedicate myself to the character.

And as sweet as Florence is I have not dedicated myself to learning her lines. Atleast not in this movie.

See maybe I haven't seen this movie to many times then...

Oh no  you're getting there  my love.

It's alright I'm sure I'll remember something from this one too. Maybe Strange and Wanda's Kamar Taj conversation.

You know its kind of cool seeing Wanda solo the entire MCU using a variant of her as a puppet.

I support women's rights and more importantly Wanda's wrongs.

Marvel fanboys can hate on it all they want but this movie is amazing.

Mm-hmm...

*rolls her eyes and looks back down at her phone*