Because I havent done this in a while.
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Y/n : Does something dumb
Xiao/Scaramouche, outside : Wow what a fucking idiot
Xiao/Scaramouche, inside : 💘💕 Wow 💖💗 what 💓💘 a 💞💝 fucking 💖💓 idiot 💗💞
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Turtle's two personalities fighting with each other :
Turtle : I'm so sensitive I wanna cry
Also Turtle : You'll be okay dramatic bitch
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Scaramouche : I've come to the point of my life, where I need a stronger word then "fuck"
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Kaeya : Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad
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Childe : Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
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Sayu : With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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Y/n, after angst scenarios : Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation
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Kazuha : So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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Klee : I'm 10 times funnier and prettier than you
Turtle : 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Klee : Jokes on you, I can't do math
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Xiao : Please, let me treat your wound and--
Y/n : I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound?
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Turtle : You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Y/n : I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Turtle : Absolutely not.
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☆ Genshin Impact headcannons/scenarios ☆ - BOOK 1
FanfictionHello! Quick disclaimer : the icon of this story isnt made by me anyways about the story, its genshin impact headcannons, as you can see, enjoy reading!
