Schlatt: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Wilbur: I don't know, why?
Schlatt laughing: Because-
Amaya: Because they're dead
Dream: Explain why you hate me so much!
Chandler: Not saying I hate you, but if you were trapped in a fire and I had a gallon of water I'd drink it all
Rosy: Not saying I hate you, but if you were trapped under ice in water and I had a pickaxe I'd go looking for diamonds
Kason: Not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life to charge my phone
Amaya: Not saying I hate you, but if I had a scythe I would plunge it into your throat
Scarlet: Not saying I hate you, but I do
Dream: ...
Grian: I may not make the best decisions
Mumbo: Ok and?
Grian: No that's it
Tommy: Ace of spades!
Tubbo: Draw 4 change the color to yellow!
Amaya: Go Charizard!
Ranboo: I'll have some french fries to go with that!
Purpled: Guys, we're playing monopoly-
Techno and Dream having a staring contest: ...
Tommy: *Opens a soda*
Dream: Child, we're having a moment
Tommy: Well I'm having a pepsi
Puffy: So how was your day?
Tommy: I made a mac and cheese necklace!
Tubbo: I made a collage!
Ranboo: I found a dollar on the sidewalk!
Amaya: I commit arson!
Purpled: I tried to stop Amaya from committing arson!
Chandler: I like your name!
Xisuma: Thanks, I got it for my birthday
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FanfictionJust a random Drabble book. There will be ships, but I am only shipping their Minecraft personas and not IRL. If anyone gets uncomfortable with the ships I will delete this story faster than you could say Quidditch. **Requests open and welcome(neede...
