Incorrect quotes #10

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Random guy talking to Amaya: I have a pen and paper, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities!

Chandler going into best friend mode: I have a hand, you have a face, think of the possibilities!

Matthew: I have a fist, you have a stomach, think of the possibilities! 

Rosy: You have bones, I have the ability to break bones, think of the possibilities!

Amaya: I have a knife, you have a heart, think of the possibilities!



Random guy talking to Amaya: Wish there was something between us

Amaya: Me too

Random guy blushing: R-really?

Amaya: Yeah, a wall of spikes and skeletons



Techno: If a snake bites you and you die it's poisonous, if you bite a snake and you die it's poisonous, simple.

Tommy: What if I bite it and it dies?

Techno: You're poisonous

Tubbo: What if I bite myself myself and the snake dies?

Techno: That's voodoo

Purpled: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Techno: Correlation 

Amaya: What if we bite each other and no one dies?

Techno: Magic



Dream: If you were locked in a room with your worst enemy and me and you had a gun with 2 bullets what would you do?

Tubbo: Do nothing

Tommy: Shoot you both

Ranboo: Shoot the wall twice

Purpled: Shoot my self twice



Dream: I'm not that bad!

Amaya: If I was locked in a closet with you and a homophobic with a gun and 2 bullets I'd shoot you twice

Dream: ...

Chandler: And that's saying something-



Random guy: I want you to stay with me my whole life!

Rosy: So you want me to walk you back?

Random guy: Where?

Rosy: Back to the friend zone where you crawled out of



Matthew: Something has been killing me lately....

Rosy: Good die



Alex: Ew who farted?

Zach: Whoever smelt it dealt it

Jade: Whoever said the rhyme did the crime

Drake: Whoever denied it supplied it

Charli: Whoever detected it projected it

Light: Whoever deduced it produced it

Sora: Whoever made the rebuttal had it come out their butthole 

Jaxx: Whoever ruins it emits it

Luca: Whoever starts it continues it

Levi: Whoever draws it rewinds it

Alex: Never mind jeez-



Techno: How do we get Chandler to come out of the pantry?

Dream: Say something factually incorrect about Amaya

Later

Chandler: DID YOU JUST SAY AMAYA IS FUCKING STRAIGHT?!?!?!?!?!



Amaya: One universe, nine planets, one earth, 7 continents, seven seas, 195 countries, 195 states, 7.674 billion people and I had to meet you

Kason: Eight planets actually

Amaya: VIVA LE PLUTO! SCREW YOU!



Rosy: Cheese is cream with holes in it

Chandler: Do penguins have knees?

Matthew: Milk is just cereal water

Dream: What are you doing?

Scarlet: Distracting you

Amaya jumping out a window: SAYONARA!




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