Best friends as incorrect quotes, lol
Purpled: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Walli: Alright, what's 30x17?
Purpled: 47
Walli: That's not even close.
Purpled: But it was fast.
Purpled: What's up guys? I'm back.
Walli: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Purpled: Death is a social construct.
Purpled: Top 30 reasons why Purpled is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Walli: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!
Amaya: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Chandler: I think you mean cards.
Amaya, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.
Amaya, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Chandler: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being an idiot.
Amaya: *Accidentally hits Chandler in the face*
Amaya: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Amaya: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Chandler: What's wrong with you?!
Amaya: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Chandler: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Amaya: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Tubbo: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Tommy: Only if you also don't ask why
Tommy: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Tubbo:
Tommy:
Tubbo: This one is fine
Tubbo: How petty can you get?
Tommy: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Tubbo: This is a mistake
Tommy, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Tubbo: But not today
Tommy, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
Nikki: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Minx: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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