Matthew: Can I have a sip of your water?
Amaya: It's not water
Matthew: Vodka? We're both minors
Amaya: It's vinegar
Matthew: EXCUSE ME WHAT-?!
Amaya: It's vinegar, C O W A R D
Schlatt: CHANDLER! I FAILED MY TEST BECAUSE OF YOU!
Chandler: And?
Schlatt: You wrote 'You're dumb' on the test 89 times!
Chandler: To be fair, I told you to read it over
Dream: I looked up the word 'perfect' but your name was the only result I got
George: I looked up the same thing and got 'not interested'
Dream: *Goes to go cry*
Amaya: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Chandler: Why?
Amaya: To get to the idiot's house
Amaya: Knock knock
Chandler: Who's there?
Amaya: The chicken
Chandler: ...I have no words...
Rosy: Will you be my sun?
Grian: Um, sure why?
Rosy: Good, then stay 95,272,972 miles away from me
Amaya: Hey, are you new?
Dream: Sorry, I'm not a drink
Amaya: WELL THEN GOOD THING I'M NOT FUCKING THIRSTY!!!
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FanfictionJust a random Drabble book. There will be ships, but I am only shipping their Minecraft personas and not IRL. If anyone gets uncomfortable with the ships I will delete this story faster than you could say Quidditch. **Requests open and welcome(neede...
