Tubbo: If I cut off my leg and swing it at you am I hitting or kicking you?
Tommy: I think you'd mentally scar me more than anything
Amaya: Since I wear black a lot, a bunch of people say 'who died, cause you're dressed for a funeral.'
Amaya: I say 'I haven't decided yet'
Amaya: I always get the best reaction
Random guy: Your Wattpad is dead
Fade (me): Tell that to my knife my g
Here are some catchy insults
Dream: I'm a god!
George: No, you're like the last piece of bread. Everyone looks at you, but no one wants you
Dream: I'm carrying the team!
Amaya: You're about as useful as a screen door in a submarine
Chanlder mumbling: ...Idiot...
Amaya: There's a tree that helps you breath, go find it and apologize
George asking Alexa for something
SapNap: Are you naturally this dumb or do you actually try?
Dream: Jump off a cliff if you're that dumb
Techno: If I wanted to die I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ
SapNap: In high school I was voted most smart
Dream: When your mom dropped you off at high school she got a fine for littering
Xisuma: Why do you hate me so much?!
Amaya: Not saying I hate you, but I would unplug you life to charge my phone
Random guy: You're the sun, you light up my world
Amaya: You're the sun, you're hard to look at
Rosy: If I were to kill you, I'd do it on a weekday because no one would want to waste their weekend attending your funeral
Mumbo: I hate you
Quackity: I JUST FEEL USELESS!
Karl: No you're not!
Schlatt: Yeah, you can be used as a bad example
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