Hey guys im so sorry for not updating >////<
The amount of school work I had was just cRAzY XD
Like a 'normal' school day would have less homework-
:')) *Sips coffee mixed with red bull and wine out of a wine glass*
I really hope everyone's safe and sound at home. Take care you guys.
Yayyy presenting Harem Shenanigans vol. (II) :DD
And suPPOSINGLY this was gonna be tooth rotting fluff (like no kidding I had the 'perfect' idea and everything)
as said in the previous chapter where I should have been struck by lighting by the amount of sin that was in there-
But wELP my hand slipped. Enjoy-
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(warning: Very long authors note below(sorry about that>///<), but I would appreciate it if you would read it :3)
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"Okay Okay my turn-" Hungary said excitedly, nudging Portugal back into his seat. He was holding up eight of his fingers, and smirked at the rest of the countries seated around him.
"Never have I ever....sucked someone's nipple during 'it'. " He said, leaning back into his chair as he put down another finger on his right hand, showing seven. The other countries murmured amongst themselves, some amused, some boldly putting down a finger as well, others getting blushy and red.
"Nice~" America grinned as he saw his brother Canada blush furiously, and lower down his second finger out of ten. He clapped him on the back supportively, which Canada only grumbled against. America was way ahead of him and had only five fingers left up.
The door to the office suddenly opened with a sharp squeak, and everyone turned abruptly to look, surprised and slightly embarrassed to be caught.
"Umm...am I interrupting something?" Germany asked in a confused tone, closing the office door behind him, a dark blue folder under his arm, and he wondered why everyone was staring at him like that, having just returned from meeting with E.U. He was a bit uncomfortable with the sudden attention.
"Germany!!" America shouted, leaping up from his chair at the head of the messy circle and making everyone startle. "Hallo Amerika-" Germany cracked a smile, inching toward his desk to set down the folder first.
"Come join us!! We're playing a game!" He shouted again. Luxembourg wondered whether he should either go lock the doors to the office, or call it now and escape before it was too late.
All the countries here would be screwed if either E.U or NATO found them here, not working at their desks and instead sitting in a circle like a bunch of human children at a sleepover.
"I brought the Nato team here to play as well, we were getting too bored in our own room-" America added, waving a hand to his co-workers sitting around in the circle.
Finland graciously pulled up another chair for Germany, a much more calm approach that earned him another bright smile from the other country. America's glaze turned red for a second as he shot a glare toward the Nordic.
"What are we playing?" Germany asked brightly, scooting the chair more comfortably so that he was sitting between America and Finland, Poland looking quite dejected three seats away.
America grinned wolfishly. "Never have I ever. Sexualized edition~" Ireland blushed madly again, burying his face into his green turtleneck that hid his neck and shoulders exceptionally well.
"We're gonna ask the most lewd questions about your life. If you've done it, drop a finger." America smirked, wiggling his eyebrows. "Put your bets down, the country that had zero fingers left up first, gets it all." America continued to explain, pointing at a chair at the center of their oddly shaped circle, where a pile of dollars, euros, kroner and kune were placed messy. America looked expectantly at him, waiting for him to make his move.
Getting out his wallet from his back pocket, Germany pulled out a couple euros with a playful sigh. "Fine, just for fun." He shrugged and grinned, setting down his money on the pile. America grinned back, and held out his hand enthusiastically for a hive five. "That's the spirit, Ger!" Germany returned it and flexed his arms, holding up ten fingers.
"You have no idea how long I took to convince the others to play." America groaned, rocking his chair back and forward. "Mom, you continue."
"Alright, chérie~" France said, stretching out her 6 remaining fingers while she thought deeply. "Never have I ever...used a daily object, like food or a pan handle par exemple-" She added quickly. "To fuck."
The rest of the countries cried out in astonishment, some just stopped functioning from embarrassment at the amount of sin that was being revealed and thrown around the office. Things had seemingly escalated very quickly.
"Maman!!" Canada exclaimed loudly in French at his mother, his ears and cheeks getting redder than his flag itself. France shrugged her shoulders, winking slyly and taking off another finger, so she was down to six. America whistled loudly and took off a finger as well, slightly disturbed too he supposed. He forced himself not to think too much about it, ignoring the sudden image of his father Britain and France 'cooking' together-
Through all the noise, no one seemed to notice Germany slowly take away his first finger of ten, his cheeks stained pink. Good, some other countries had still yet to move at all, so he was already a few steps into the game.
"Enough!!" America suddenly yelled, his voice cutting through the noise. Everyone quieten, some others had also lowered their fingers through the chaos, and he bit his tongue to not burst out laughing or ask how they did it. Canada had his face buried in his eight fingers, mumbling something in french.
"My turn-" Spain spoke up, and grinned brightly as some of the other countries paled away at the possible question he may ask. "Don't worry I'll make this one easier. This time~" He smirked, before clearing his throat, drumming his six remaining fingers on his legs,
"Never have I ever called my partner 'Daddy', or 'Mommy' during 'it'. " He said smoothly, crossing his ankles damperly. The other countries were a little calmer at this, but not all of them of course. Almost everyone had a red face and at least half of them took off a finger.
"Greenland, go on." America nodded to his co-worker, who was sitting next to Spain.
"Never have I ever...been made to wear a butt plug or yoni egg all day. Two points if you've done both~"
The office room's murmuring ceased to a bare whisper, everyone too bright red to say anything, many were staring at Greenland himself, with small sly smirks on their faces. Greenland blushed, the white on his face barely visible as he tucked his index finger away from view.
But most surprisingly, Germany gulped, and took away two of his fingers, so now he only had six left. Poland caught sight of it first, and accidentally choked on his saliva, alerting America, who turned his head to look at Germany.
"Damnn Germs. Never thought you would do that~" America said, looking at his six fingers, slightly impressed since he was already at the average of everyone else in the game, and he joined in late. Even if he had half his numbers and had very high hopes of winning all the money, he had to respect everyone else. Himself most of all of course he'd tried everything-
"Next one, this one just randomly out of the blue guys." Denmark said, and grinned. "Never have I ever done sex doggy styled~"
Everyone looked around, trying to see if anyone had somehow put down a finger. It was silence, until Germany's face turned red and he bit his lip, slowly taking down his last finger on his left hand, so all he had left to win was his right hand.
Poland emptied his mind, thinking of nothing, unsuccessfully, and Finland bit the inside of his cheek and turned away before he could do or say anything. America couldn't control his jaw and it flapped open, Canada reached down to click it closed before flies got in.
Denmark whistled softly, he didn't expect that, he just blurted it out for fun. He sat back in his chair, waiting to watch chaos unfold.
"Wow...you've tried a lot, Germany?" America said, and Germany's face turned redder, and he smiled awkwardly.
"Have you ever done it...against the wall? The whole thing-" He asked, a smirk growing on his red and white striped face. Germany bit his bottom lip harder, and dropped his thumb, earning a gasp from someone in the group and a handful of smirks as they caught on the game America was playing. All of them knew who exactly Germany experienced these with-
America sucked in a breath, not even he had done it, to someone else or the other way around, because he was too tall and buff. "Never have I done it in front of a mirror. While riding???"
Another finger down. By now everyone was listening and watching intently.
"Been spanked with a vibrator inside you...?" America tried once more.
Two fingers. Germany was just wishing for a hole to swallow him already as he hid his burning hot face in his free hand. Someone coughed softly in the room, the tension of the room incredibly thick.
"....exhibition and voyeurism?"
One left...
"...full BDSM...?" His voice was barely a whisper now. Everyone held their breath, awaiting the moment.
And Germany put down his hand, immediately bolting out of the room, embarrassed beyond belief while muttering German under his breath, blushing furiously. All his friends stared at his retreating back with amazement and shock.
Finland cleared his throat, ducking his head down to not let anyone see his own face reddened because of his creative imagination. Poland did the same, tucking his hands into the long sleeves of his light brown sweater.
America stood there in a daze, thinking that how was it possible for that small country to hide all those dirty bedroom secrets and act so freaking innocent.
"...somebody give that man his prize money."
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Yes, the idea was much better in my head XDXD
GerMs Ain'T DaT InNOcENT AHAHAHAHA-
rUSsIA wiLL Be IN fOR a LOT oF stAREs tHE nExT tIMe hE gOeS oUT HAHA-
*chugs red bull*
I am celebrating my Saturday today because I FINISHED all my assignments!! Finally!! After a whole week of labouring!! YAYY!
Okay okay guys I have something else to say too :D
Would you all be interested in a Q and A for this book?
Since we are approaching 40k (I'm freaking out like mad), I think we should do something fun, and nice for everyone!!
Ask me questions! Anything that isn't too personal, I don't really wanna say my name <3 Y'all can call me whatever you want-
You can also ask the AU Germanys and Russias questions!! :DD
There are currently 4 AUs : the Demon and Werewolf one, German Harem(It's not really an AU but ask away it'll be fun XD), the Hogwarts AU and the Pets AU(the one where they are cats)!
I'm excited to see your questions! Hopefully I don't stress too much about it ahaha XD
How to ask a question? Example :
(German Harem Germany) How do you feel about Poland?
or (Hogwarts Russia) Would you kiss Germany in the mess hall for a thousand house points?
and that's it :)
Thank you for reading, my friends, thank you for sticking with me, and I hope you guys stay safe, keep up your health at home, and don't lose hope!! We will get through this soon enough! ❤︎❤︎