Pirate Time ! (One Piece X Ma...

By Karadock56

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If someone hurts Luffy... that person's gonna have a bad time. More

Chapter 1: The rubber boy, and the blue-eyed teen
Chapter 2: Setting sail ! A new adventure awaits !!
Chapter 3: Iron-mace Alvida
Chapter 4: Bounty hunter locked up
Chapter 5: The great captain Morgan
Chapter 6: The three-swords pirate
Chapter 7: A pirate's thief
Chapter 8: So "nose"-y
Chapter 9: Fetch, boy !
Chapter 10: A man's treasure
Chapter 11: Zoro Vs Cabaji
Chapter 12: Baggy the clown
Chapter 13: Our navigator
Chapter 14: The great captain Usopp
Chapter 15: All according to plan...
Chapter 16: The black butler
Chapter 17: Guarding the slope
Chapter 18: The Nyaban brothers
Chapter 19: Captain Kuro
Chapter 20: 3 years ago...
Chapter 21: Just (not) as planned...
Chapter 22: After the battle, new companion.
Chapter 23: Looking for cooking
Chapter 24: Here comes Sanji
Chapter 25: Don Krieg
Chapter 26: Red-leg Zeff
Chapter 27: Dracule Mihawk
Chapter 28: Shining resolve
Chapter 29: We need this wall !
Chapter 30: MH5
Chapter 31: East Blue's strongest
Chapter 32: Thank you, old geezer...
Chapter 33: Arlong Park
Chapter 34: Crashing along
Chapter 35: Crashing Arlong.
Chapter 37: End of domination
Chapter 38: For a few million berrys
Chapter 39: Loguetown
Chapter 40: Reverse mountain
Chapter 41: Grand Li- Laboon ?!
Chapter 42: Log Pose
Chapter 43: Whiskey Peak
Chapter 44: That's how Baroque Works
Chapter 45: Desert princess
Chapter 46: AllSunday
Chapter 47: Little Garden
Chapter 48: Mr.5, has already touched the booze
Chapter 49: Candle special
Chapter 50: 0
Chapter 51: Straight ahead !
Chapter 52: Need healing
Chapter 53: Team Wapol is blasting off
Chapter 54: The No-Name country
Chapter 55: Drum Rockies
Chapter 56: Ascension
Chapter 57: Sleepy fight
Chapter 58: Snowy cherry blossom
Chapter 59: Okama
Chapter 60: Ala"bro"sta
Chapter 61: Reunion
Chapter 62: Dance Powder
Chapter 63: Sandora sandy sand
Chapter 64: Operation Utopia
Chapter 65: Dryed up
Chapter 66: Rainbase
Chapter 67: Rain Dinners
Chapter 68: Megalomaniac
Chapter 69: Quicksand
Chapter 70: Alubarna
Chapter 71: Royal crypt
Chapter 72: Karmic retribution
Chapter 73: 245 Million
Chapter 74: Stowaway
Chapter 75: Salvage
Chapter 76: ... Starboard helm.
Chapter 77: Mock Town
Chapter 78: Dream chaser
Chapter 79: Montblanc Norland
Chapter 80: South Bird
Chapter 81: Up there.
Chapter 82: Knock-up Stream
Chapter 83: Heaven's gate
Chapter 84: Angel beach
Chapter 85: Upper Yard
Chapter 86: Heaven's Judgement
Chapter 87: Treasure hunt
Chapter 88: Shandora
Chapter 89: God Enel
Chapter 90: Maxim
Chapter 91: Raigo
Chapter 92: *Bong*
Chaptre 93: Let the Sky island sing its song
Chapter 94: An islaaaaaaand
Chapter 95: Davy back fight
Chapter 96: Donut race
Chapter 97: Groggy ring
Chapter 98: Monster Trio
Chapter 99: Hell yeah bro ! That's the afro !
Chapter 100: Blue chilly pheasant
Chapter 101: Chill, bro. Stay cool.
Chapter 102: Water Seven
Chapter 103: Galley-La Company
Chapter 104: Out Of Service Merry
Chapter 105: Franky family
Chapter 106: Fratricidal battle
Chapter 107: Aqua Laguna
Chapter 108: Puffing Tom
Chapter 109: A hero descends
Chapter 110: Enies Lobby
Chapter 111: Until death
Chapter 112: Buster Call
Chapter 113: What one wishes for
Chapter 114: *Click*
Chapter 115: A Spand-ass whooping
Chapter 116: Don't die
Chapter 117: To the seas of adventure !
Chapter 118: A ship gets burned
Chapter 119: Hope you're ready for a revolution
Chapter 120: Undies course crash
Chapter 121: Two ships set sail
Chapter 122: Yohohoho~
Chapter 123: Thriller bark
Chapter 124: Thriller Bark
Chapter 125: Welcome to Zombieland
Chapter 126: Monkey see, monkeydnap
Chapter 127: Decorated
Chapter 128: ... Me...
Chapter 129: A "Ghost" of a chance...
Chapter 130: Demon vs Demons
Chapter 131: Monkey D. Oars
Chapter 132: Nightmare
Chapter 133: Nightmare... Luffy.
Chapter 134: Edge of Dawn
Chapter 135: From Charybdis...
Chapter 136: Weight of life
Chapter 137: Just a little longer
Chapter 138: Twenty-Thousand mermaids under the seas
Chapter 139: Heart and stomach wavering
Chapter 140: Jagi- Uhhh... Duval.
Chapter 141: Handsome
Chapter 142: Tenryƻbitassholes
Chapter 143: Auction house
Chapter 144: One Gum Man
Chapter 145: 1.070.000.000 Berry
Chapter 146: Dark King
Chapter 147: Pacifista
Chapter 148: *SCHPOK*
Chapter 149: Neutral
Chapter 150: Amazon Lily
Chapter 151: Chad
Chapter 152: Haki
Chapter 153: Back-to-back trouble
Chapter 154: Always... A HURRICANE !!
Chapter 155: World tour
Chapter 156: Going Impel Down
Chapter 157: Crimson Hell
Chapter 158: Pizza, pasta, put it in a box~
Chapter 159: Starvation hell
Chapter 160: Okama WAAAaaAAAAAaaAAAAAAaaAAY~~
Chapter 161: Intoxicating
Chapter 162: Newcomer Land
Chapter 163: LIVE !!
Chapter 164: To Hell and back
Chapter 165: Six Hells under
Chapter 166: Letting Hell Loose
Chapter 167: One Hell of a trek
Chapter 168: Gates of Hell
Chapter 169: An Okama... Doesn't need words
Chapter 170: Whirlpool
Chapter 171: Gol D. Ace
Chapter 172: Summit War
Chapter 173: Not so easy
Chapter 174: Well sure, that's me !
Chapter 175: Siege wall
Chapter 176: Codename
Chapter 177: Cold shower
Chapter 178: As a free man
Chapter 179: Devotion
Chapter 180: Standing
Chapter 181: To end this war
Chapter 182: Turn back

Chapter 36: Shark'n gum

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By Karadock56


 " ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off


3rd person POV:

Villagers: hey ! Are you two alright ?! Were you done in by Arlong ?! Could you please move out of the way ? We have business to settle with those fishmen !!

Johnny: We challenged them in order to make up for doubting sister Nami, but we lost just by a hair... !

Yosaku: After hearing of Nami's true motives while in the forest, we realized we had made a terrible mistake. We don't have the right to face her again.

Johnny: I'm sorry, but we can't let you, who Stand no chance of winning, through !

Villagers: What ?!

Yosaku: We're waiting for a group of men that will undoubtedly come here soon enough !

Genzo: A group of men ?!


Arlong: Hey... You think those two ruffians just now, are part of Zoro's crew ?

Kuroobi: Zoro's crew ? Nah, couldn't be. They were way to weak for that. They weren't even worth killing !

Yosaku: B- BRO !!


Your POV:

"Alright, which one of you is Arlong ?"

Arlong: Who's that brat... ? Arlong ? That would be my name...

Luffy: I'm Luffy.

Arlong: Luffy ? I see... And just what the hell are you ?

"Pirates."

Fishmen: Hey you, stop... Heh heh, where d'ya think you're going ? We can't have you go through without talkin' to us first. Hey... If you don't hold it right there...

Luffy: Move it !

Arlong: ... And what does you pirates want with me ?

Fishmen: AGHHHHH ! ARLONG ?!!

Nami: Luffy... Help me...

Arlong: Just what the hell...

Luffy: Don't you DARE, make our navigator cry !

Fishmen: Why you ! HOW DARE YOU... !!

Zoro: Small fries...

Sanji: ... Can just...

"... GET THE HELL BACK !!"

Fishmen: GUAHHHH !!

Sanji: Jeez... Running in head-first alone like that.

Luffy: Don't worry, I ain't gonna lose !

"Seriously, we're not worried for you."

Sanji: I only mean that you shouldn't hog all the fun for yourself.

Luffy: Oh.

Usopp: I d- don't particularly mind either w- w- way, guys.

Zoro: Ain't you gutsy, Usopp ?

Kuroobi: Roronoa Zoro... !

Hatchan: That's him ! The one who tricked me ! How dare he take me for a ride... No, wait. I was the one who actually gave him a ride !

Fishmen: That long-nosed human is... Still alive ! He should've been dead !

Arlong: Pirates, huh... I see... So that's how you're all related.


Villagers: hey ! Just who exactly are those guys ?! To be able to send Arlong's gigantic body flying back with a punch... ! that's not something a normal human could do !

Nojiko: Those guys... !

Johnny: If even those guys can't do anything against these fishmen, then East Blue has no future !

Yosaku: If you still wish to interfere with this fight, then you'll have to fight us !

Genzo: For what reason, do you two go so far... ?

Johnny: Because they made sister Nami cry.

Yosaku: Is this not the best reason to risk our lives ?


Arlong: So your goal from the very beginning, was only to get Nami, is that it... ? SHAHAHAHA ! Just what could 5 measly humans do ?!

Hatchan: You idiots ! As if Arlong would fight the likes of you ! I'll turn you all into fish food ! COME OUT, BEAST !!

Villagers: Wha... It can't be...

Usopp: W- W- W- What's going on ?!

Villagers: Could it be ?! The monster from Grand Line that destroyed Gosa ?!

Hatchan: Come out, Momoo !!

Usopp: AGHHHH, IT'S THE MONSTER !!!

Hatchan: huh... ?

Villagers: That's the... Sea cow, Momoo... !

Luffy: Him again ?

Sanji: So he's one of them, huh.

"Well, that explain why he's here in the first place."

Momoo: Moo...

Hatchan: Momoo, wait ! Where are you going ?!

Arlong: Momoo... The hell do you think you're doing... ? Well, if you are going to run away, I ain't gonna try to stop you, but...

Arlong: Well, Momoo ?

Momoo: M... MOOOOOOOOOOO !!!

Usopp: IT'S COMING FOR US !!!

Fishmen: Alright, follow Momoo's lead !! Let's show these inferior humans not to mess with us !!

Luffy: Leave it to me ! They're just a bunch of time-wasters !

Sanji: The hell's he doing ?

Zoro: I have a bad feeling about this...

"Maybe we should back up a little bit..."

Luffy: NGHHHHH !!

Arlong: That's...

Fishmen: HE MUST BE A DEVIL FRUIT USER !!

"Alright, let's hotfoot outta here."

Zoro: What the hell is he doing ?!

Sanji: Hell if I know !

Luffy: Gum-gum...

Fishmen: What is he... ?! Kill him !!

Momoo: MOOOOO !!

Luffy: I didn't come here to fight these small fries ! The one I want to beat up, IS YOU !!

Arlong: How excellent. I was thinking of killing you myself just now as well.

Kuroobi: Seems like we have no choice but to fight...

Hatchan: How dare you hurt our comrades !!

Smack: Looks like we need to teach these humans the difference between our races. Chu~

Zoro: Looks like the main force is out to meet us...

"Looks like we're gonna have a problem... They're four, and we're five..."

Sanji: That was way too dangerous ?!!

Usopp: Are you TRYING to kill even us ?!

Luffy: Ah...


Villagers: He flung... monster from Grand Line... ! What destructive strength... It's almost, too much to believe... ! To think that there would actually be humans who can handle fishmen... Is this really a battle of our world... ?!


Kuroobi: If this was how how things were going to turn out, we should have fought from the beginning. Arlong, please just sit right there.

Smack: If we let you fight while that mush enraged, all of Arlong Park will end up destroyed.

Hatchan: Mnnn ! Take this ! Zero field of vision...

Zoro: That octopus is doing something.

Sanji: First boil the octopus in salt water, slice it up, and add some olive oil and paprika to make an excellent side dish while drinking.

"Damn, that sounds really good..."

Luffy: Uhh guys, hear me out. I'm in a bit of a pickle.

Hatchan: TAKO-HATCHI BLACK !!

Sanji: OCTOPUS INK !!

Luffy: AGHHH !!

"Luffy ! Why didn't you DOOODGE ?!!

Luffy: Aghhh ! I can't see anything !

Usopp: Luffy ! Watch out !!

Luffy: Yeah, that's the problem... I kinda can't move... Nor see...

Sanji: What.

Zoro: For god's sake...

Usopp: BUT YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DID THAT TO YOURSELF !!

Hatchan: Tako-hatchi black ON THE...

Luffy: Huh ?

"Seriously, Luffy... You always act recklessly, that's gonna be the end of you someday."

Luffy: Nice one, Y/n !!

Zoro: My feelings exactly.

Usopp: He's amazing !

Sanji: Still, it's a 100 times better, than being in a pirate crew that would harm a lady.

Kuroobi: For a human, you're not half-bad... You've eaten a devil fruit too, haven't you ?

"Heh."

Usopp: Nggg !! You're feeling something yet, Luffy ?!

Luffy: Still not yet. My feet aren't budging one bit.

Usopp: Still ? What about now, Luffy ?!

Luffy: Eh, you're only stretching it. My feet are still stuck as ever.

Usopp: Are you even trying ?! Is it still not coming out ?!

Luffy: Nope, not even a bit.

Hatchan: You think you can just fool around, at Arlong Park ?!! I'LL KILL YOU ALL !!

Usopp: AGHHHHH !! Hurry up and get your feet out already !!

Zoro: Hey, octopus. They are busy right now. Why don't you play with me instead ?

Hatchan: NYU !! Roronoa Zoro ! That's right, I forgot !! HOW DARE YOU DECEIVE ME BEFORE !!

Zoro: Whoa !

Hatchan: Not only that, you cut down my comrades !!

Zoro: idon't care about ancient history. It doesn't matter for what reason you want to kill me, the situation's different now. You guys aren't going to be doing the killing. It's us that's going to be killing you !

Usopp: G- Good, Zoro. I'll let you deal with that octopus. Nice work- CRAP ! I ACCIDENTALLY LET GO ! LUFFY !!

Luffy: Darn it.

"Well, guess it's back to square one. Want me to try and blast off the thing ?"

Smack: Looks like you really DO want to be killed by me !

Usopp: AGHHHHHH !! AGHHHHHHH !!

"Oh well, i'm sure he's gonna be alright. Now don't move, Luffy."

Luffy: Not like I can anyways...

Kuroobi: Arlong, I've already asked you not to fight.

Arlong: I ain't gonna fight, but...

Luffy: Ah. I'm gonna kick your... ASS !!

"Luffy, at least wait until I'm done before throwing punches."

Arlong: Do you seriously think you can win against us ?

Sanji: And what if we do ?

Luffy: You BET I think so, you idiot ! Now let go of my hand !

Zoro: Seems like he has something to say.

Arlong: No, no...

Arlong: Why don't we play this game ?

Luffy: W- W- Wha ?!

Arlong: Devil fruit users are said to be unable to swim. Well, in this situation, even a non-devil fruit user wouldn't be able to swim... ! SHAHAHAHA !!

Zoro: Don't tell me...

Sanji: He's gonna throw him into the sea ?!

Luffy: Ngh... Gum Gum... PISTOL !!

Arlong: Fool...

Luffy: Take this !! Ahhh ?!!

Zoro: Luffy !!

Sanji: You bastard ! I'll go s-

"Don't. That's exactly what they're waiting for. For one of us to dive after Luffy."

Sanji: So you're just gonna let him drown ?!

"What do you take me for, seriously..."

In a flash of blue light, Luffy and his concrete block were thrown out of the sea, where the second one got destroyed by a couple of beams.

Luffy: Woohoo ! For a second, I really though I was done for ! Thanks !

Arlong: I see... That one's gonna be troublesome, I can feel it.

"You have no idea... I'm usually rather calm, and only gets angry when innocent lives are threatened, However... When you try to lay a hand on my captain, that's where I draw the line. He's the one person in the world I literally cannot let down, no matter what. You should prepare yourself, bunch of future sashimi, because if you're a group of sharks... Then I'm gonna be a fucking killer whale.

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