Jesus Christ I don't know what to say to y'all. Thank you doesn't cut it anymore. HEck.
Ok, first of that number up there is INSANE. I have never been faced with this much attention before omg i don't know how to react. Jesus. And this was supposed to be a 2k reads special, then I posted A Demon and A Werewolf first and then BOOM It bEcAmE 2.3k OMG!!!!
I. Want. To. Give. All. Of. You. Hugs. And.(Platonic)Kisses. Damn. It.
Also, what do u think of that art up there? Ehehehe😂 yep it's mine, i drew it sometime before, didn't really know where to put it at first, so i just decided to plop it here. Is it good?
Well, I had this idea before for some time already, and I feel it would be kinda appropriate to put here? SoOOooo... *drum rolling, curtains lifting*
May I present to you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Meine Damen und Herren,女士和先生们, Mesdames et Messieurs, Signore e signori, Damas y Caballeros, Babae at mga ginoo, Panie i Panowie, Bayanlar ve Baylar, Tuan-tuan dan Puan-puan, senhoras e senhores, dames en here, thưa quý vị (they all mean ladies and gentlemen don't worry This is for all of u that live in different countries I hope I got all of you XD)
RUSGER INCORRECT QUOTES!!!!!! (P.S they're all from different fandoms I just went Tumblr hunting and then smacked a RusGer label on them, they're not originally mine XD )
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Russia: Ask me why I love you.
Germany, reading a book on the couch: Why do you love me, mein liebe?
Russia, pulling out a 200 slide presentation: Well, I'm glad you asked--
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Germany: Liebling, what is the one thing I told you not to do.
Russia: Burn the house down.
Germany: And what did you do.
Russia: Make dinner...
Germany:
Russia: ....
Germany:
Russia: ...and burn the house down.
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Russia, absolutely shitfaced: Y'know..*hic*..y'know what I was thinking?
Germany, also drunk: Hmmm?
Russia: If you leg gets cut off...would it hurt?
Germany:
Germany: Obviously!!
Russia: But how though?
Germany: Cause your leg was cut off!
Russia: But...but where are you gonna feel the pain?
Germany: In your...leg....
Russia: Exactly! How are you going to feel the pain...
Germany and Russia being drunk idiots: If your leg is gone!!!!
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Russia: Hey, smile for me. You always look down in the dumps
Germany: Like this? *smiles angelically*
Russia: *voice cracks* Yeah, exactly like that
Germany: Hey, why are you blushing?
Russia: No reason *tries to hide face behind his ushanka ear flaps*
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Germany: *seductively takes off glasses*
Germany: wow....
Russia: *blushes*
Germany: You're really blurry.
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Russia: Hey, is there a German word for making something worse while trying to make it better?
Germany: Verschlimmbessern.
Russia: You really have a word for that?!
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Russia: Pfffttt, I'm not clingy. Nope, not at all.
Russia to Germany @3 am: If I don't get affection right now I'm going to die.
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Germany: What's the worst decision you've made while you were drunk?
Russia: Well, don't mean to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
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Russia: *turns over in bed and knees Germany in the ribs*
Germany: Oww, you kneed me!
Russia, sleepily: Yeah, I do need you
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Russia: Someone's going to die today.
Germany,nervously sweating: Of fun!!
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Germany, banging on the bathroom door: RUssland!! I need to go!! Come out!!
Russia: I'm Gay!!!
Germany: Not what I meant, but I support you!!
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Russia, drunk: Why don't we just put all of the ocean water into a cup, clean out the bottom, and then pour it back?
Germany, also drunk: I don't know, that's a lot of water Russ....we might need two cups.
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Russia, learning how to bake with Germany: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes, or 4000 degrees for one minute.
Germany: RUSSLAND nO tHaT's NoT hOw YoU mAKe CoOKiEs.
Russia: FLOOR IT??
Germany: NEIN!!!!
Russia: HOW ABOUT 4000000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND.
Germany: RUSSLAND YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
Russia: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE ебля SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
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Germany: Who ate my powdered doughnuts?! Russland did you eat my doughnuts?!?!!
Russia, with his mouth full: ... Нету(No)...*swallows quickly and sips his vodka to wash it down*
Germany: ...than what's that white powder on your shirt?
Russia: ...that's cocaine
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Russia,stroking Germany's head: You're so small and adorable
Germany, half-asleep: I could totally kick your ass right now
Russia, looking at Germany with heart eyes: I know
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aANNnDD SCene!! Was that good? Did I do good? I've honestly never made incorrect quotes before, but I LOVE it now XD
Thank you all SOOO much, once again. Everyone who votes, comments and everything, you all mean the world to me. You are all so special, and totally valid, amazing people. I want you all to know that. You are beautiful, handsome, and everything nice.
Even if you are just reading, I just want you to know you are 100% loved by me too. It doesn't matter, if you are shy, that's ok. You are all incredible, and wonderful and fabulous. Never forget.
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Byeeee my beautiful people!!!! See you all in the next chapter!!! (might take a little longer tho. I have school and tests and that is first priority right now, I'm afraid🙁🙁😭)