Me and My Boys VOLUME 1

By JayChowder

1.8M 55.4K 3K

Highest rank reached in Humor category: #4 as of Nov. 14, 2016 "A story of friendship, loyalty, and love bet... More

Allexa
CHAPTER 1 CLASS 3F
CHAPTER 2 THE CLASSMATES
CHAPTER 3 WHAT A DAY
Chapter 4 ANNOUNCEMENT
Chapter 5 KURT
Chapter 6 FRIEND OR FOE?
Chapter 7 FAST AND FURIOUS
Chapter 8 MARY JANE
Chapter 9 ENGLISH CLASS
Chapter 10 LET IT GO
Chapter 11 FOOD, MAKE UP, COSTUME
Chapter 12 GREEN PEAS
Chapter 13 RIDES AND SUGAR RUSH
Chapter 14 SCREAM LIKE A BOSS
Chapter 15 THE GIRL IN RED
Chapter 16 BRYCE'S BDAY PARTY
Chapter 17 NEWBIES
Chapter 18 PURE GOLD
Chapter 19 DRAMA???
Chapter 20 UNEXPECTED DATE?
Chapter 21 MALL AND RED
Chapter 22 REST DAY
Chapter 23 LOVE AT 1ST SIGHT
Chapter 24 RENEE'S MAJOR PROBLEM
Chapter 25 ANG MANSANAS. BOW
Chapter 26 MIDDLE MAN-WOMAN
Chapter 27 C3F PRINCESS
Chapter 28 GOOD DOGGIE
Chapter 29 MULTO?
Chapter 30 DARK HORSE (FORCE)
Chapter 31 TULAK KITA?
Chapter 32 DEATH GLARE
Chapter 33 ABDUCTION
Chapter 34 FOUND
Chapter 35 TRACKER
Chapter 36 PANCAKES AND PARK
Chapter 37 DETECTIVES
Chapter 38 DETECTIVE 2
Main Characters
Chapter 39 ULTIMATE MISSION
Chapter 40 THE FINAL MISSION
Chapter 41 MASK OFF
Chapter 42 REUNION AND CONTRACT
Chapter 43 REUNION AND CONTRACT PT 2
Chapter 44 NEW HOME
Chapter 46 BACK TO SCHOOL
Chapter 47 PINA COLADA
Chapter 48 THE RING
Chapter 49 EXAM
Chapter 50 PRIVATE ISLAND
Chapter 51 LAST DAY AT THE BEACH
Chapter 52 A FRIEND'S FAREWELL
Chapter 53 THE DATE
Chapter 54 GANG?
Chapter 55 LIKE THE MOON
Chapter 56 HALLOWEEN PARTY
Author's Note
Books
Thank you!
Sneak Peek!!!!
Chapter 1: Out of the blue
Chapter 2: 2nd Day
Chapter 3: What A Day
Chapter four: Announcement
Chapter five: Kurt
Chapter six: Kyle
Chapter 7: Fast and Furious
Chapter 8: Mary Jane
Chapter 9: English class
Chapter 10: Let it go!
Chapter 11: food make up costume
Chapter 12: Green peas
Chapter 13: Rides and Sugar Rush
Chapter 14: Scream like a boss
Chapter 15: The Girl in Red
Chapter 16: Bryce's BDay Party
Chapter 17: Newbie(ssss)
Chapter 18: Pure Gold
Chapter 19: Drama???
Chapter 20: Unexpected reunion
Chapter 21: Mall and Red
Chapter 22: Rest Day
Chapter 23: Love @ 1st sight
Not an update
Chapter 24: Renee's Major Problem
Chapter 25: Ang Mansanas. Bow.
Chapter 26: Middle Man-Woman
Chapter 27: C3F P
Not an update
Chapter 28: Good Doggie
Chapter 29: Multo?
Chapter 30: Dark Horse (Force)
Chapter 31: Tulak kita?
Chapter 32: Death Glare
Chapter 33: Abduction
Chapter 34: Found
Chapter 35: Tracker
Chapter 36: Pancakes
Chapter 37: Detectives
Chapter 38: Detective 2
Chapter 39: Ultimate Mission
Chapter 40: The Final Mission
Chapter 41: Allexa
Not an update
Chapter 42: Reunion and Contract
Chapter 43: Reunion and Contract pt 2
Chapter 44: New House
Chapter 45: Ipis and Chandelier
Chapter 46: Back to School
Chapter 47: PinaColada
Chapter 48: The Ring
Chapter 49: Exam
Chapter 50: Private Island
Chapter 51: Bye Beach
Chapter 52: Farewell
Chapter 53: The Date
Chapter 54: Gang?
Chapter 55: I'm Upset
Not an update
Chapter 56: My Room
Chapter 57: Halloween Party

Chapter 45 IPIS AND CHANDELIER

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By JayChowder

NUNG 3:30, DUMATING ang mga powerpuff girls ko kasama si Renee at may dala silang madaming madaming madamin food! And we were like "Pagkain!!!!!"

"Sorry we're late" sabi ni Renee na nagtanggal ng coat saka itinali ang buhok, pati yung taltlo. They were still in their uniform pero okay lang daw sa kanila.

"Actually, you shouldn't have come, kaya naman namin" sabi ko.

"Hoy Lexa! Linisan mo pa yung kitchen!" sigaw ni Nathaniel from the distance

"Binabawi ko na yun, I'm glad you came pala" sabi ko.

"Yey! First time kong maglinis, what will I do?" asked Mary Jane na nakahawak ng cute na duster and Crystal was like: "T^T Dyan ako expert T^T"

"Huu! Expert na rin ako" sabi ko, malaking bagay din yung dalawang chairs na pinunasan ko ha!? And I swept the floor! Well, 1/16 of it, kasi nainis si Kalbo sa bagal ko raw at pabalik balik yung winawalis ko kaya inagaw niya yung broom sa akin at siya na yung gumawa.

So the five of us went to the kitchen and we helped each other sa paglinis. Haha, sorry naman daw, hindi kami marunong kaya kailangang full force kami.

"Sa dining hall kayo" utos ni Crystal kina Renee at Mary Jane and they both happily agreed and they went away and Crystal went to the CR at naiwan kami ni Liezyl sa kitchen. Kaya namin to!

"Aaaaah!" sigaw nina Mary Jane at Renee mula sa dining hall at tinakbo namin sila ni Liezyl

"Cockroach!!!" turo ni Mary Jane na nasa gilid ng wall at nakahawak ng duster.

"Shoo! Shoo!!" sigaw ni Renee na nakayakap kay Mary Jane.

"Ako ang bahala dyan," sabi ni Liezyl at kumuha siya ng walis, "ha!" sabi niya nung pinalo niya yung ipis pero hindi tumama and lumipad pa!, "It can fly! It can f*cking fly!!" (Yup, magkapatid nga talaga sila ni Nathaniel) sigaw niya at tumakbo kaming apat sa kitchen.

"Ano ba!" sigaw ni Crystal na kakarating lang mula sa CR at tumingin siya sa amin na nakaakyat na sa counter

"There's..there's a cockroach!" sigaw ni Renee at saktong dumaan yung ipis sa malapit sa paa ni Crystal kaya tumili uli kami. Then inapakan lang ni Crystal yung ipis, kumuha ng dustpan, winalis at itinapon, pinagpag ang mga kamay saka tumingin uli sa amin sabay "tsk tsk tsk"

"O..m..g" sabi ko at dahan dahan kaming bumaba sa counter.

"Master.." sabi ni Liezyl at humawak sa kamay ni Crystal

"Turuan mo kami, master" sabi ni Mary Jane na humawak din sa kabilang kamay ni Crystal.

"Kung paano umapak ng ipis?" tanong ni Crystal and the four of us nodded. "Ipasok ko kaya kayo sa mental, huh?!" tanong niya saka kumuha ulit ng punas, "maglinis na tayo" she said and went to the sala.

"We seriously need to learn how to clean" sabi ko sa tatlong kasama ko habang pinapanood namin si Crystal na nililinisan yung book shelf then tumingala siya.

"Shyet! Hoy! Nagpapakamatay ka ba!?" sigaw niya and we went to her side at tumingala rin kami.

"Sinong nag-utos kay Adong na umakyat at maglinis sa chandelier!!?" tanong ko sa mga classmates namin na nagtatrabaho sa sala and nagkibit balikat sila, "at paano siya nakaakyat!!?".

"Aaaaaaym! Gana sweeeeeeng! Fram dis chandiiiiiiliiiii!" kanta ni Adong and we all looked at each other in confusion.

"Ano ang chandili?" tanong ni Kurt kay Jason habang nililinisan nila yung piano and he just shrugged his shoulder tapos naglinis uli sila.

*Crack*

Tumigil kaming lahat sa paggalaw.

*Tik tik--crack*

Tumingala kaming lahat kay Adong na nakayakap na sa chandelier.

*Swoosh*

"Waaaah!"

"Oh my gooood!"

"He's gonna die!!"

I covered my eyes and waited for the loud crash pero wala, then we slowly opened our eyes at tumingala, wala na si Adong. Pero may wire na nakabitin kaya we followed it down saka we sighed in relief.

One meter from the ground kasi si Adong na nakayakap padin sa chandelier. Unti unti siyang dumilat at tumingin sa paligid niya.

"Ha! Buhay pa ako men!" sigaw niya then:

*crashed*

"Ahrray" sabi ni Adong na nakahiga na sa sahig at saktong pumasok sina Nathaniel at Bryce na may buhat buhat na box ng flat screen TV at nilapitan siya.

"Linisan mo yan" utos ni Bryce kay Adong saka pumunta sila sa may sala sa gilid para ibaba yung tv.

"Heeeelp" sinubukang sinabi ni Adong.

"Balik na tayo" sabi ko and the four of us turned around.

"Teka, hindi ba natin siya tutulungan?" asked Crystal while looking at Adong.

"Nahh" sabi ko at nagkibit balikat siya saka kami sinundan.

Impossibleng matapos ang house renovation ng isang araw, pero kung meron kang 30 na kaibigang lalake plus 4 na babae, walang imposible.

Kaya naman 8pm palang, nagpapahinga na kami at ineenjoy ang isang tower ng pizza, ilang buckets ng fried chicken, at madaming madaming fries na inilagay lang namin sa table sa gitna ng sala.

Yung iba nakaupo sa floor and yung iba sa couch, nilagyan na kasi namin ng carpet para daw parang yung house namin sa LA na kahit maknock out ka any part of the house, at least soft yung babagsakan mo.

At dahil sina Nathaniel at Jason ang nagpumilit nun, sila ang incharge sa vacuuming, meron pa kaming contrata nun, nahawa na talaga sila sa lolo ko.

When 10pm stroke, nagsimula nang nagsialisan yung mga classmates namin, pati yung mga girls at kaming 6 lang ang natira sa loob. Mabuti nalang naglinis at naghugas muna yung iba bago nila kami iniwan, at least wala na akong huhugasan, haha tamad talaga.

"Inaantok na ako, una na ako sa taas" sabi ni Bryce.

"Wait lang!" sabi ko bago pa siya tumayo, "uhm, kasi nga diba hindi pa ako nakakauwi sa unit ko so wala akong.. uhm.."

"Ano?" tanong ni Jason

"Bra't panty?" tanong ni Nathaniel at nagblush ako ng sobrang sobra kaya binato ko siya ng slipper ko at nailagan naman niya habang tumatawa.

"10pm na, may bukas pa bang department store?" tanong ni Kurt while looking at his watch.

"No, no, just take me to my units and I'll get my things. Para diretsyo na tayo sa school bukas" I said.

"Fine" sabi ni Bryce grumpily.

"Kurt, paki akyat nalang si Allen" sabi ko, nakatulog na kasi siya sa floor with his big stuff toy.

Kaya sina Nathaniel at Jason lang sumama sa amin ni Bryce.

"NATIIS MONG tumira dito?" asked Bryce pagpasok nila sa unit ko.

"It's not that bad" I replied at pumunta ako sa bed room and took out a luggage, hindi ganun karami yung mga damit ko kaya kumasya lahat sa isang luggage.

"It's..so..empty" sabi ni Nathaniel na nagtotour.

"Wala man lang laman ang kitchen" sabi ni Jason from the kitchen, "hoy Lexa, kumakain ka ba nun ng breakfast?"

"Uhm, no?" I said at kinuha ni Nathaniel yung bag ko.

"Kaya pala ang baboy mo pag lunch" sabi niya

"Hoy! Hindi ah! Nahawa lang ako sa kababuyan mo" I said

"Nye nye nye" sabi niya and I pinched his shoulder.

"Bryce oh!" sumbong ko and Bryce glared at Nathaniel.

"Okay ka na? Tara na" sabi niya at mabilis siyang lumabas

"Problema nun?" I asked Nathaniel

"Ayaw niya sa mga empty places" bulong niya at sumunod siya kay Bryce.

"Ganurn?" I asked and followed them out

"Nakalimutan niyo ako!" sigaw ni Jason na kakalabas lang mula sa kitchen then we went out of the building.

"Uhm, sa isa pang unit ko" sabi ko then he started the engine and we went to my other unit.

"Pasok na" I said and we went in

"Empty" sabi na naman ni Nathaniel while looking around.

I only have 1 set of couch sa center ng sala, a flat screen and some appliances. Sa kitchen naman, I don't even know if I have pans, I only go there to drink eh.

"Paano mo natiis ang tumira dito?" asked Bryce, he's looking around too.

"Para namang hindi ka nagi-isa sa condo mo" I said and I went to the bed room to get my clothes, my guitar and my laptop, "tara" I said and they all followed me out.

"May allergic ba kayo sa aso?" I asked them nung nasa van na kami

"Wala, bakit?" tanong ni Nathaniel.

"Good, can we go by sa petshop? Malapit lang, they are still open" sabi ko then nagtinginan lang sila then Bryce started the van and we drove away.

"Leejoon!" I called out nung inilabas ni doc Paul yung giant golden Retriever ko and my dog came to me at bumagsak pa ako sa floor because he wanted to lick my face.

"Ohmygod, ano ba ang pinakain mo dyan at bakit ang laki?" I heard Jason asked and I stood up and calmed my dog.

"This is Leejoon, Leejoon, these are our friends, say hi" sabi ko and he raised his palm para mag wave, hihihihi itinuro kasi yun ni doc Mark.

"Hin..hindi ako..allergic sa aso pero.." sabi ni Nathaniel na parang unti unting pumupumnta sa likod ni Bryce.

"Problema mo?" tanong ko.

"May phobia na siya" sagot ni Bryce.

"Ha? Kelan pa?" I asked then I remembered yung dalawang Rottweiler at isang Shih Tsu na humabol sa amin sa Tran's mansion.

"Wahahahaha!" tawa ko nung naala ko yung nangyari, "haha, don't worry, haha, hindi naman nangangagat si Leejoon" pero di parin siya nakontento sa sinabi ko.

"Tawa ka pa dyan, palibhasa tinulungan ka ni Bryce na umakyat sa puno" he said.

"Nye nye nye" sabi ko then I pulled Leejoon sa Van, "thank you doc!" I waved good bye kay doc.

"Saan mo yan isasakay?" tanong ni Nathaniel

"Sa likod ko, duhh, edi sa van"

"No, hindi ako papayag" sabi ni Nathaniel na umupo sa pavement.

"Edi magtaxi ka" sabi ni Bryce.

"Wala akong dalang cash!"

"Edi maglakad ka" sabi ni Jason

"Ang layo!"

"Edi matulog ka dyan" sabi ko

"Wala akong kumot!"

"Bahala ka na nga dyan" sabi ni Bryce and he went to his van

"Guys" tawag ni Nathaniel nung tumalikod kami ni Jason and we slowly looked at him, "you're not going to leave me here, right?"

"Balita ko, may namatay daw dito sa pavement na 'to" I said to Jason, loud enough para madinig ni Nathaniel.

"Oo, at sa same spot pa na kinauupan ni Nathaniel" sagot ni Jason.

"Ang bagal niyong maglakad" sabi ni Nathaniel na mabilis niya kaming binay pass.

"Kkkk" I giggled, "mas takot siya sa multo" I whispered and we giggled more hanggang sa van.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-

IPIS AND CHANDELIER


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