SOUNDTRACK: With me- Sum 41
Me: THAT'S YOUR COMEBACK??
Me: THE WORLDS CHEESIEST PICK UP LINE?
Me: REALLY??
Alex: yes.. But in all seriousness, thank you
Alex: thank you for apologizing
Alex: I love you vv much Sky
Alex: and it means a lot that you told how you felt
Alex: and to make up for everything that's happened.. pick one.. jokes or pick up lines
Me: oh hell naww
Alex: ;)
Alex: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Me: this isn't going to be funny
Alex: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Alex: what's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Alex: you can't tuna fish
Alex: did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
Alex: The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup
Me: pls stahp
Alex: What do you get from a pampered cow?
Me: spoiled milk haha
Me: my turn
Alex: okay
Me: What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Alex: what
Me: a calendar has a date
Alex: RUDE
Alex: you're my date
Me: no I'm not
Alex: MY TURNNN
Me: NO
Me: I'M BEGGING YOU
Me: I DON'T DESERVE THIS
Me: I'LL Be YOUR GIRLFRIEND IF YOU STAHP
Alex: REALLY?
Alex: OK LAST ONE
Me: OFFER EXPIRE IN 3 SEC
Alex: wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK" Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot" Wife: "Aww thank you, what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Me: WTF HAHAHA
Me: That would be us as a married couple omfg
Me: CAN YOU IMAGINE OMG
Alex: I can :)
Me: don't get all romantic with me Alex
Alex: why not?
Me: because I'm mad at you for all these bad jokes
Alex: I don't believe you
Me: you should
Alex: I can't bc you love my jokes
Alex: I can prove
Me: ok get over here and prove it
Alex: I can't
Me: why not?
Alex: I'm already at your house
Me: really Alex? You creeper
Alex: can you come outside please
Me: UGHHHH
Me: SO MUCH EXERCISE
Alex: PLS
Me: FINE
Alex: Thanks baby :)
Me: don't baby me you asshole
Alex: Baby
Me: STOP MAKING ME LIKE YOU
Me: I'M SUPPOSED TO BE MAD
Alex: good luck with that babe
Me: Whatever whatever
Me: I'm walking
Me: I almost tripped
Me: I'm unlocking the door
"I opened the door."
"You did," he gasps.
"I know it surprises me too,"
I gasp.
"What are you doing here?"
"I came to apologize, Sky. I love you very, very much and I made a mistake letting you leave that night," Alex extends the plastic black rose towards me. "I know you love the color black, because it compliments your soul, so I got you one."
"You're such a romantic asshole," I gag, reaching for the rose. "At least you've moved up from romantic stalker to romantic asshole."
"I'll take it," he smiles. "But there's something I want to ask you."
"Yeah?" I raise my eyebrow.
"You're the most confusing, bipolar and sarcastic person I've ever met, Skylar. You constantly piss me off and then make me fall in love with you. I can't stand when you flirt with other guys and I ate how you don't share your food," he frowns.
"But I am so in love with you and it pisses me off more to be without you than the shit I deal with when I am with you. So will you please.. Pretty please, be my girlfriend?"
**
[Alex]
"Oh... Girlfriend?" She frowns. I nod my head. I can't believe I'm about to be rejected, again.
"I mean, define girlfriend."
"Girlfriend," I exhale. "Like kisses at random times."
"Random? Really?" She shakes her head. "Yes random. Like, all the time," I smile slightly.
"And dates where no other boys are ruining it."
"Wow, are you sure you're ready for that?" she raises her eyebrows. "I mean that's the only kind of date we know."
"I am a hundred percent ready. Girlfriend, like, sitting at lunch together and sharing food."
"Excuse me? I don't share my food," She shrugs, taking a step closer.
"I'll share my food then. And I'm going to have dinner with your parents and you'll go to prom with me in three weeks."
"Prom? I don't wear dresses."
"You don't have to wear a dress. Just be there with me and I'll be happy," I shrug.
"Eh.." She takes another step closer. "I'm not sure if you're ready to be my boyfriend. I mean, I'm quite hard to deal with."
"But that's why I love you. I am definitely ready."
"I'm not sure," she takes one last step towards me. "What's in it for me?"
"I mean, I just offered food. I didn't think it could get better? But, I'll love you forever and ever/ Taco Bell?"
"Taco Bell," she smiles. "I can deal with that."
"You're standing very close, Skylar."
"Is it my breathe again?" She frowns, covering her mouth.
"No. I mean, it's perfect kissing weather after all. The moon, the stars, the silence, you and me.. I'm feeling it."
Sky laughs. "You're feeling something tingling?"
"I am," I blush. "Only for you, though."
"So romantic," she mocks. "Are you testing me?" I raise my eyebrow. "I am. I'm waiting for you to take your pampers off and kiss me already," she mumbles. I lean forward and press my lips onto hers. I pull away and smile briefly. "Is that a yes or..."
"Shut up, Alex. Oh my god," she huffs, kissing me again.
I pull away once again. "But I really need an answer," I whine.
"I'm going inside. Goodnight Alex." Sky turns and heads towards the front door.
"Sky," I groan. "Just say yes or no!"
"Goodnight Alex," she closes the front door. "God dammit!" I mutter under my breath. "You are so frustrating Skylar Rose!"
Me: SKY PLEASE
Me: OMG
Me: JUST SAY YES OR NO
Me: LIKE
Me: IS THIS A CLIFFHANGER IN MY LIFE
Me: R U SRS
Me: I'M SO VV CONFUSED RN
Me: MY LIFE IS LOST RIGHT NOW
Me: PLS JUST SAY YES OR NO
Me: I MIGHT CRY OK
Me: UGH
Me: AND NOW YOU'RE IGNORING MY TEXTS
Me: srsly
Me: plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..
Me: I H8 u
Me: ugh
Me: pls
Me: fine
Me: i'll just take it as a yes
Me: aw girlfriend ur so qt
Me: ignoring me and stuff
Me: #together4ever
Me: wow I'm so happy
Me: ily
Skylar: Wth
Skylar: calm down satan
Skylar: it's only been a minute
Skylar: geez like
Skylar: u show up at my house and ask
Skylar: damn Alex
Skylar: I need time
Skylar: to think about it
Skylar: a verrryyyyyyyyyy long time
Skylar: like so long you'll be gone
Skylar: far away and forgotten all about me
Skylar: and you'll have kids and be married
Skylar: I'll show up and be at your door and be like
Skylar: surprise MOTHAKA ITS YO GIRLFRIEND
Skylar: and you'll be like whaat
Skylar:Skylar: and I'll be like I'm back and finally be your girlfriend
Me: and I'll reply with "honey, you're not my girlfriend"
Me: ".... You're my wife."
**
The next day.
[SKY]
Me: yo Alexander
Me: good morning my bish
Me: I have something to tell you
Me: yes
Me: My answer is yes
Me: I will be your girlfriend
Me: just bc I love food vv much
Me: and I love you as much as food
Me: even though you piss me off SO MUCH
Me: but you're worth it
Me: so yeah
Me: get up fatass
Me: I'm bored af
Me: I'll kiss you again
Me: and you'll kiss me again
Me: Alex pls
Alex: well damn babe
Alex: don't beg here ;)
Alex: I'm just so sexy and stuff
Alex: some girls would say....
Alex: Irresistable ;))))))
Me: oh god
Alex: calm your hormones down over there
Alex: I'll be over later ;))
Me: NO
Me: I'm good
Alex: babe
Alex: We're dating now
Alex: I think we can take the next step ;)
Me: wtf NO
Me: we've been dating for like five minutes lets not
Me: the next step is me not punching you
Me: or at least not having the urge to punch you
Alex: it's just the hormones ;)
Me: STOP WITH THE WINKY FACES
Alex: you like it
Me: god no
Alex: satan yes
Me: STOP
Me: OMFG
Me: ur making me so uncomfortable rn
Me: is this what dating u is rlly like
Alex: ur gonna find out ;)
Me: put another fucking winky face and I will fucking remove your face
Me: asshole
Alex: ur so full of estrogen rn
Alex: sexy
Me: STAHP
Me: I'm leaving
Me: bye
Alex: how about some jokes or pick-up lines?
Me: NO
Me: Please no
Me: feel free to talk sexual
Me: just no jokes pls
Me: they are so bad
Alex: bby I knew you loved them
Alex: okay here we go...
**
Me: are you done yet?
Alex: No hahaha
Me: you're so lame omg
Me: my boyfriend is so lame omg
Me: why omg
Me: kms omg
Alex: you love me omg
Alex: it's okay omg
Alex: I'm hilarious as fuck omg
Alex: ..... wifey omg
Me: no omg
Me: we've been together for 10 minutes omg
Me: no wifey shit omg
Alex: I'm ready to take the next step, Sky
Alex: *violently tears up*
Alex: Sky *violently gets down on one knee*
Alex: *pulls ring out of butt*
Me: ew sound dangerous omg
Me: and vv sexy ;) omg
Alex: you make me vv happy omg
Alex: will you be my wifey?!?!
Alex: omg
Me: no omg
Me: never omg
Me: *smacks you....nonviolently*
Alex: HOW DO YOU NONVIOLENTLY SMACK SOMEBODY
Me: I don't know I just do talent
Alex: I JUST WANTED US TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE THREE KIDS
Alex: AND GO TO DINNER WITH THE KIDS FRIEND FAMILY
Alex: AND LIVE WITH A CUTE WHITE FENCE
Alex: AND A TWO STORY HOUSE
Alex: AND I WANT TO DO INTERIOR DECORATING FOR OUR HOUSE
Alex: AND OUR DAUGHTER WOULD STICK HER BOTTOM LIP OUT
Alex: AND ASK ME TO PAINT HER ROOM PINK
Alex: AND THEN OUR SON WOULD GET JEALOUS AND ASK FOR HIS ROOM TO BE WHATEVER COLORS HE WANTS
Alex: AND BEING A SUCKER DAD I'D DO IT
Alex: anD WHY DON'T YOU WANT THAT SKYLAR?
Alex: JUST MARRY ME OMG
Me: aw
Me: that was almost enough to make me change my mind
Me: but still no
Me: I'M TOO YOUNG *violently gasp*
Me: IT'S ILLEGAL
Me: I'M ONLY SEVENTEEN
Me: I CAN'T BE WHAT YOU'D NEED AT SEVENTEEN
Me: I'M JUST A GIRL
Me: BREAKING HEART
Alex: did you just use the 1975 lyric against me
Alex: like I thought this was real here Sky
Alex: wow but you did that
Alex: u stabbed me in the back you hoehoe
Alex: *wipes away tears*
Me: aw bby
Me: I'm sorry
Me: I TAKE IT BACK
Me: I'LL MARRY YOU OMG
Me: don'T CRY PLS
Me: ILYVM STAHP
Alex: okay
Alex: wifey ;)
Alex: so I was thinking..
Alex: In all seriousness..
Me: oh god
Me: I'm not actually gonna marry you
Alex: no not that
Alex: but you will ;)
Alex: I'm thinking we can do a re-do date
Alex: Taco Bell
Alex: minus Kyle and Taylor
Alex: nobody dies
Alex: nobody get angry
Alex: just you and me
Alex: food and kisses
Alex: please baby (:
Me: really? A date?
Alex: yes
Me: Ehhhh... when?
Alex: tomorrow
Me: I mean.. I already have another date planned for tomorrow...
Alex: really?
Alex: with who?
Me: Netflix.. but I mean I guess I could make a room
Me: for a second date with you
Alex: haha not funny
Alex: I was so scared omg
Me: idk that was really bad
Me: but sure
Me: I'll go on a re-do date with you
Me: bc #ilyvm
Alex: I love you baby <3
*FIN-A-FUCKING-LLY..
SKYLEX ship is now officially sailing around the world *sniff* *sniff* *violently shedding tears*
I can't believe this is actually happening and I hope you like it as much as I do. Thank you for reading guys spread the love all around the world. One or two more chapters left❤
C.x