Chapter 36

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SOUNDTRACK: With me- Sum 41

Me: THAT'S YOUR COMEBACK??

Me: THE WORLDS CHEESIEST PICK UP LINE?

Me: REALLY??

Alex: yes.. But in all seriousness, thank you

Alex: thank you for apologizing

Alex: I love you vv much Sky

Alex: and it means a lot that you told how you felt

Alex: and to make up for everything that's happened.. pick one.. jokes or pick up lines

Me: oh hell naww

Alex: ;)

Alex: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

Me: this isn't going to be funny

Alex: Every morning you'll rise and shine!

Alex: what's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Alex: you can't tuna fish

Alex: did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?

Alex: The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup

Me: pls stahp

Alex: What do you get from a pampered cow?

Me: spoiled milk haha

Me: my turn

Alex: okay

Me: What's the difference between you and a calendar?

Alex: what

Me: a calendar has a date

Alex: RUDE

Alex: you're my date

Me: no I'm not

Alex: MY TURNNN

Me: NO

Me: I'M BEGGING YOU

Me: I DON'T DESERVE THIS

Me: I'LL Be YOUR GIRLFRIEND IF YOU STAHP

Alex: REALLY?

Alex: OK LAST ONE

Me: OFFER EXPIRE IN 3 SEC

Alex: wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK" Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot" Wife: "Aww thank you, what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Me: WTF HAHAHA

Me: That would be us as a married couple omfg

Me: CAN YOU IMAGINE OMG

Alex: I can :)

Me: don't get all romantic with me Alex

Alex: why not?

Me: because I'm mad at you for all these bad jokes

Alex: I don't believe you

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