SOUNDTRACK: With me- Sum 41
Me: THAT'S YOUR COMEBACK??
Me: THE WORLDS CHEESIEST PICK UP LINE?
Alex: yes.. But in all seriousness, thank you
Alex: thank you for apologizing
Alex: I love you vv much Sky
Alex: and it means a lot that you told how you felt
Alex: and to make up for everything that's happened.. pick one.. jokes or pick up lines
Me: oh hell naww
Alex: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Me: this isn't going to be funny
Alex: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Alex: what's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Alex: you can't tuna fish
Alex: did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
Alex: The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup
Me: pls stahp
Alex: What do you get from a pampered cow?
Me: spoiled milk haha
Me: my turn
Me: What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Me: a calendar has a date
Alex: you're my date
Me: no I'm not
Alex: MY TURNNN
Me: I'M BEGGING YOU
Me: I DON'T DESERVE THIS
Me: I'LL Be YOUR GIRLFRIEND IF YOU STAHP
Alex: OK LAST ONE
Me: OFFER EXPIRE IN 3 SEC
Alex: wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK" Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot" Wife: "Aww thank you, what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Me: WTF HAHAHA
Me: That would be us as a married couple omfg
Me: CAN YOU IMAGINE OMG
Alex: I can :)
Me: don't get all romantic with me Alex
Alex: why not?
Me: because I'm mad at you for all these bad jokes
Alex: I don't believe you
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Who am I texting?Teen Fiction
[COMPLETE] A story of a girl who had a massive crush on a heartthrob high school rock band leader Kyle Hogan. Her life turn upside down when she received a text from an unknown number who admitted to be her secret admirer. Me: I understand why you...