Me: excuse me.
Me: Mrs Follese..
Me: are you ready for our date?
Me: bc like you're NOT ANSWERING
Me: I swear if I'm being stood up by my girlfriend
Me: IDK WHAT I'LL DO
Me: I'll probably cry
Me: I'm very emotional okay
Me: baby please ):
Me: If you don't answer I'll send more jokes
Me: in 3..
Girlfriend: OKOK IM HERE
Girlfriend: just no jokes PLS
Me: I'm QUITE OFFENDED RIGHT NOW
Me: you only answer when I threaten you
Me: and like girls beg for my jokes
Me: and you're just drinkin dat haterate
Me: like you obviously we just like sitting there reading the notifications
Girlfriend: girls beg for your jokes?
Girlfriend: they must be vv lonely fangirl
Me: shut up
Me: I found your kink
Me: You're probably into someone like Christian Grey ;)
Girlfriend: I was taking a dump
Girlfriend: I didn't want to answer while pooping
Girlfriend: It makes me feel uncomfortable to talk to people when you're releasing that brown stuff
Girlfriend: and no
Girlfriend: do I look like a submissive to you asshole
Me: well not when you say it like that
Me: well are you ready or?
Girlfriend: calm down spongebob
Girlfriend: I need to change out of my lingerie
Me: and sexy
Girlfriend: I don't even bother to ask if you're outside
Girlfriend: My alex senses tingle
Girlfriend: and I start getting a rash
Girlfriend: and breakout with a case of "you're an assholeitis"
Me: sounds sexy
Girlfriend: does everything sound sexy to you rn?
Me: a little bit
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Who am I texting?Teen Fiction
[COMPLETE] A story of a girl who had a massive crush on a heartthrob high school rock band leader Kyle Hogan. Her life turn upside down when she received a text from an unknown number who admitted to be her secret admirer. Me: I understand why you...