Fanboy Draco Malfoy Convinces...

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Draco Malfoy was going to marry Harry Potter. It didn't matter that he was only eleven and had technically on... Mer

In Love For the First Time
Exchanging Bracelets and Dobby ships Drarry
Wands & Ice Cream-Draco Tries to Fight an Old Man
Narcissa will Murder this Muggle and No, Lucius You Can't Stop Me!
The Train: Harry's Worried He's Going to Get Head Lice
Bullying and the Library-Hermione Joins a Cult
Azkaban & Classes-Sirius Objects to This Marriage!
Love Confessions & Parents- Lucius Unintentionally Bribes the Hufflepuff House
Broken Bones and Gingers: Harry Thinks He Can Throw Hands
Essay's & Detention: Hermione's in Her Villain Era
Sirius & Black Family Drama-Narcissa vs Andromeda
Goblins and Jealousy-Let the Holiday Season Begin!
Peacocks and Dress Robes-Malfoy's Know How to Party
Ginny and Neville's Gran-Severus Should've Thrown Himself Down Those Stairs
Snowmen & Promise Rings-Harry Finally Gets His Revenge
Granny and Hide N Seek-Lucius Gets a New Kitchen
Board Meetings & Bedtime Stories-Arthur Weasley Knows Malfoy is Up To Something
Club Meetings & Broom Closets-Harry Learns a New Word
Misunderstandings & the Weasley Twins-Narcissa Is In It To Win It
Going Back to Hogwarts-Watch Out For the Murder Swamp
Parseltongue & Fights-Harry Really Really Really Likes Snakes
Sleepovers & Wands-Tonks is Not Afraid of Werewolves
Lying & Weapons-Severus Is Just So Proud
Rats & Tea-Harry Is Soooooo Clumsy
Beetles & Wedding Bells-Remus Ships Snack(Snape/Black)
Love Bugs & Dragons-Sirius Is Going To Have a Heart Attack
Puppy Love & Knitting-Sirius Knew It!
School Board Meeting-Weasley/Granger Inspire Fear in the Hearts of Everyone
Birthday Traditions & Rita Skeeter-Cedric Diggory is Not A Home Wrecker
First Dates & Trains-Neville Has a Moat? Wicked!
Sunrises & Beaches-Harry Doesn't Actually Know How to Swim
Grangers & Quidditch- Sirius Will Not Allow Harry to Grow Up!
Viktor & Brass Knuckles-Harry is Lost! If Found, Please Return to Draco
Crushes & Crocodiles-Neville Gets Hit On
Pickles & Moving- Remus Doesn't Know How All of These Kids Broke Into His House
Pigs in Wigs & Lava-Cedric Should Get Money When Someone Calls Him a Pervert
Baking & Talks-Draco Fainted and It's Totally Normal!
Shopping & Veela-Draco Finally Gets to Use His Brass Knuckles
Lunch & Birthdays-Harry Should Change His Name to Cupid
Invitations & Mean Girls-Harry Gets Jealous!
Promises & Law Suits-Harry Destroys a Building and Draco Finds It So Attractive
Candles & Chaperone's-Lucius's Precious Son Wants to Be Just Like Him!
Breaking In & Snake Reunions-Porkchop Can't Stop Stress Eating
Nargles & Dave-Even the Dead Are Tired Of Hearing About Drarry
Tomatoes & Cake-Hermione and the Twins Team Up For the Best Present Ever
Goodbyes & Lockhart-Gabrielle Is Learning Parseltongue to Scare the Students
Fame & Enemies-Lockhart Has a Type and It's Greasy Dungeon Bats
Stress Balls & Dueling Club-Lockhart Is Having a Terrible Day
Secret Tunnels & Snacks-Harry Is Out to Get Lockhart
Newspapers & Former Professor's-Moaning Myrtle Is a Peeping Tom
Basilisks & Fish-No Frogs or Bugs Were Injured In the Name of Vengeance
Weasley Family Smackdown-Bellatrix Really Likes Butterscotch
Rat Bones & Quidditch-Harry Makes An Excellent Cheerleader
Flu Season & Truths-Harry Is A Blabbermouth When He's Sick
Fist Fights & Muggles-Everyone Is Angry and They Are Going To Show It
Cupboards & Puke-Amelia Can't Wait to Feed These Muggles to the Dementors
Unicorns & Snakeskin-Cedric Diggory Has a Giant Squid Tattoo On His Back?
Bear Mace & Allies-Sirius Was NOT a Late Bloomer!
Bangs & Slurs-Sirius Will Use This Fork as a Murder Weapon.
Nunchucks & Piercings-Bill Weasley Is a Bad Influence
Bonding Time & Dresses-Hermione Is Not Enjoying Puberty
Snowballs Fights & Yule-Harry's a Mother Now
Family Photos & Lemon Drops-Harry Vs Fawkes!
Hearts & Cuddles-Angels Visit Hogwarts!
Prefect's Bathroom & Quidditch-Cho Will Read Your Fortune For Five Galleons!
Palm Readings & Feasts-Ron Has Boy Crush
Rubber Duckies & Wedding Binders-Ron Got to Touch a Stingray
Weddings & Poisons-Draco and Harry Are Separated For the First Time
Proposals & Fashion Shows-Hermione Shows Off Her Rage Room
Sentient Bushes & Toast-Reunited and It Feels So Good
Fish & Gossip-Oliver Wood Wants Answers and He Wants Them NOW
Dates & New Students- Cedric Is Going To Die
Reactions & Investigations-Ron's First Instinct Is To Fight
Dragons & Giants-The First Task
Wand Weighing & Eggs-Harry and Cedric Share the Same Bath?
Suspects & Necklaces-The Second Task (Harry Isn't Good At Riddles)
Parties & Marcy(Percy/Marcus)-Viktor's Broom Has a Name and He Loves Her!
Leather Pants & Quidditch-It's Valentine's Day and Everyone Is Getting Romanced!
Bondings & The Pit-Harry Wants to Have More Children Than The Weasley's
Brawls & a Sphinx-the Third Task (Part One)
Spiders & Crouch-the Third Task (Part Two)
Dark Lords & Funerals-Fleur Is Terrifying Everyone With Her Giant Crab Leg
Teeth & Paper Cranes-Bellatrix Is Going To Harry's Wedding, No Matter What!
Vultures & Candy-Harry Is Already Threatening People
Proposals & Strikes-Does Bigfoot Really Exist?
Thrones & Groundings-Our Boy Chad To the Rescue!
Quidditch & Luna- Neville Refuses To Look at Anyone's Arse!
Pouting and Snow-the Hunger Games Meets a Snowball Fight
Marcy & Nurmengard-Grandaddy Grindelwald Is a Drarry Shipper!
Another Ball & Suits-Pretty Boy Diggory Will Never Get Rid Of His Nickname
Children & Clubs-It's Not Breaking In If The Door Was Already "Open"!
Holy Jokes & MHU-Lucius Is a Trendsetter
Petitions & Cookies-Hermione Summons a Demon (No! It's Not Illegal!)
Crookshanks & Cake-House Elves Love Lucius Malfoy
Pockets & Nargles-There Is a Bear Running Around Hogwarts!
Bachelor Parties & Holding Cells-Ron Looks So Cool With One Eyebrow!
Scary Luna & Recovery-The HFC Swears Off Of Drinking!
Knights & Tea Leaves-Harry Is Missing! If Found, Please Inform Draco Immediately
Wedding Jitters & Gossip-Draco Loves His New Sweater
Invites & Criminals-Sirius Is Tired Of People Breaking Into His House
Exams & Handkerchiefs-Crookshanks Refuses To Eat Actual Cat Food!
Graduation & Rituals- Albus Dumbledore Gets What's Coming To Him, Finally!
Black Family Shenanigans & Azkaban Breakouts-The Wedding (Part One)
Stabbings & Twister- The Wedding (Part Two)

Costumes & Seeing Double-Hermione Is Such An Icon

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Draco stared up at the ceiling as he wished for the night to be over with. After Harry had won the game, Madam Pomfrey had dragged him to the Hospital Wing. He had managed to shout at his Vice President to keep an eye on his love. He didn't know who had cursed the bludger but it didn't matter. An enemy was an enemy. Once they showed their face, Draco would beat the shit out of them. Getting his bone regrown was a pain in his arse. He was so bored. Harry was probably celebrating with his House and Draco was jealous he was missing it. His husband always shined so brightly. He blinked as he stared at the figment he had created. It looked like his drugged mind had conjured up Harry but he was wearing a nurses outfit. He rubbed his eyes but Harry was still there.
"Are you okay, Draco?" He pulled the stethoscope off of his neck and held it up to his chest.
"Your heart is beating rather fast." Draco didn't doubt it for a second.
"I'm dead." He declared but beamed at his darling.
"I'm dead and this is my afterlife. Nurse Harry to take care of me for eternity." He sighed in contentment. It was a shame he died but this was a wonderful reward.
"You're not dead." Harry giggled as he sat on the edge of his bed.
"Of course I am. This is what I thought the afterlife would look like." He said seriously.
"Draco, if you're dead, that means I'm dead." Harry replied and his thoughts came to a screeching halt. He launched himself out of his cot and looked around frantically.
"Draco darling, lay back down!" Harry cried out and he shook his head.
"Absolutely not! I need to talk to the person in charge and let them know they've made a mistake! You can't be dead, I won't allow it." He hissed out. Madam Pomfrey stuck her head out of her office.
"What is going on out here? If you're going to rile Mr. Malfoy up, you will have to leave." She spoke to Harry and Draco sat back down on his cot silently as he wrapped his arms around Harry's waist.
"Harry isn't bothering me, ma'am." He said instantly and she gave them both a suspicious look before shutting her door.
"Neither one of us is dead." Harry said firmly. Draco tried to focus on what Harry said but his mind felt foggy.
"You look lovely, my heart. Will you dress like this every time I'm sick?" He leered at him.
"Sure!" Draco decided he would make the Weasley twins rich by buying the illness package. It came with multiple options from nose bleeds to puking. Harry would practically live in his outfit, if Draco had anything to say about it.
"But you don't have to be sick for me to wear it." Draco leaned closer as he gazed into Harry's eyes. He loved looking at them. He would have to convince the Minister to make Harry's birthday a national holiday. Everyone should celebrate the day his heart was born.
"Draco?" Harry waved his hand in front of his face and Draco eagerly grabbed it before placing a kiss on the back of it.
"I love you, Harry." He smiled dopily at him.
"I see the potion is still working." Harry cuddled up against him and Draco quickly fell asleep as he dreamed of a cute green eyed bunny in a nurse's uniform.

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Ginny grinned as she fixed her hair. She had convinced the club they should dress up for Halloween this year and Herm had gone absolutely feral at the suggestion. It turns out she had loved Halloween since she was a little girl. Herm had marched to the Headmistress's office that day with a thirteen paged essay on why they should be allowed to dress up. She didn't have the heart to tell the older girl that it wasn't against the rules to wear costumes, most students just decided not to. Herm had ended up convincing McGonagall that they should do a contest! The couple that won would get a pass to get out of detention. Daphne had bribed her into competing. She straightened her black shirt before fixing her belt. She was dressed as a Muggle named Kim Possible. Herm had assured her she was a total badass so Ginny had agreed to it. Daphne was dressed up as her nemesis, Shego. She left her dorm and found Herm sitting on the couch. Her hair was in ringlets down her back and she was wearing a beautiful white dress with a corset. The sleeves hung off her shoulders and Ginny could see her white stocking peeking out of the side slit. She gave a sharp whistle before complaining loudly.
"No fair, Herm! You look hot. I didn't know we could do sexy costumes." Hermione sniffed at her before responding.
"I'm Christine from Phantom of the Opera. If I win the contest, it's because she's an iconic character who deserves the recognition."
"Sure, Herm. Whatever you say." Her brother came bounding down the stairs and she squinted at him. He was wearing all black with a long cloak. He also had half of a white mask covering his face.
"Oi! Snape will be furious that you dressed up like him." Gryffindor couldn't afford to lose any more points if they wanted to win the House Cup at the end of the year.
"I'm not dressed up as Snape! I don't have a death wish. I'm the Phantom." He said mysteriously and she rolled her eyes.
"Herm bullied you into it?"
"She said she would drown me in Myrtle's toilet if I didn't agree." He whispered back.

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Lucius strutted down the corridor, his cloak billowing behind him. He had made sure to wait ten minutes before dinner had started to arrive. He loved making a scene, after all. He pushed the giant doors open and reveled in the silence he caused as he walked towards the Head table. Severus looked like he was trying to set him on fire as he sat beside him.
"What are you wearing?" He snarled out.
"Well I thought I would participate in the festivities!" He said coyly and had to hold back his laughter as Severus scowled at him.
"Go change this instant." Lucius would do no such thing! It had taken him two hours to get ready, he didn't know how Sev did it everyday.
"Well I think you look fabulous!" Andy snorted from beside him.
"Hey Sev, have you seen-" Sirius cut himself off as he looked between the two of them.
"Hello, husband." Lucius pitched his voice deeper as he called out and watched Sirius give him a wicked smile.
"Oh my! Two Severus's! How will I know who the real one is?" He said playfully.
"I already can't tell them apart." Andy announced loudly causing the students to laugh.
"How did you get a set of his robes? Severus is very particular about people touching his things." Sirius asked as he sat down.
"I have my ways." He replied. He wasn't going to tell them that he had hid underneath their bed for three hours before stealing a set out of his closet. It had been so nerve wracking!
"Lucius if you ever do anything like this again, I will murder you and make it look like an accident." Severus grumbled under his breath and he ignored him. He knew his best friend was all bark and no bite.
"Of course, my friend. Please forgive this mere mortal." He said sarcastically and they were interrupted by Colin Creevey running into the Great Hall.
"Drarry is coming." He shouted and everyone held their breath as they waited for the Hottest Couple at Hogwarts to make their debut.

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"Harry, are you sure I look okay?" Harry gave his sweet husband a wide grin.
"You look better than okay, you look stunning." He cooed at him. He had always wanted to see Draco in wings and he looked even better than he had dreamed of! He was wearing a white suit without a shirt underneath. Harry had painted glitter on his collar bones to make them pop to match his cheekbones. Draco was wearing giant white angel wings with a gold halo perched above his head. He looked like he had stepped out of a painting.
"You look lovely in red, my love." Harry fixed his horns before giving himself one last glance in the mirror. He was wearing bright red bell bottoms with a cropped red t-shirt. He gave his pitchfork a twirl and made sure not to step on his tail as he grabbed Draco's hand.
"I can't wait to see everyone's costume!" He said as he beamed at him. This was going to be so much fun!
"Are you sure you're alright with this, Harry? I know it's the anniversary of your parents death." Draco stopped him and gently grabbed his chin to look into his eyes.
"I'm fine!" He reassured him. He had felt guilty when he was younger for not grieving his parents properly but Sirius had helped him come to terms with the fact that it was okay. He could grieve what could have been. They visited their graves on his parents' wedding anniversary instead.
"If you get uncomfortable, let me know and I'll have Herm call the whole thing off." Draco promised and Harry melted on the spot. His fiancé was always putting him first.
"Thank you, my love." He said softly and leaned forward to kiss him slowly. They finally untangled themselves to continue on to the Great Hall. They walked through the door as the students cheered.
"What a cute costume!" Daphne shouted from the Slytherin table. She was dressed in a black and green jumpsuit and had painted her top lip black. She was the villain from Kim Possible. How wicked!
"Brilliant, both of you." He shouted at them. They made it to the Hufflepuff table before Draco let out an odd noise. It was a cross between a gasp and a laugh.
"Look at father." He choked out and Harry let his eyes wander towards the Head table in search of Daddy Malfoy. He saw Aunt Andy, father, papa, father again-his thoughts came to a halt as he looked back and forth between the two black haired men. His father gave him a warning look that he ignored as he banged his hand on the table as he cackled. Daddy Malfoy was dressed up as his father! Merlin, the other man was even wearing a fake nose!
"I love your costume, Harry!" Susan raved next to him. She had dressed up as a Dementor. She had followed Chad around for two days to get his walk right. She made sure to wear roller skates so she looked like she was floating.
"Thanks, Susan! I love yours too!" Harry started eating the food Draco set in front of them as they discussed everyone's costumes. Professor Flitwick handed out pieces of paper so they could vote for the best costume. They were counted out as dessert was passed around. Harry was digging into some treacle tart when McGonagall tapped her podium. She had dressed up as a cat and Harry had to admit she still looked intimidating, even with cat ears poking out of her bun.
"The winner of the contest is Neville Longbottom and Luna Lovegood!" She announced and Harry clapped loudly for his friends. Luna was dressed as a fairy while Neville had dressed as a prince. He thought they looked dashing and had happily voted for them.
"You have to kiss!" Ginny shouted from the Gryffindor table and the students went wild as Luna dipped Neville before kissing him.
"Happy Halloween, children!" McGonagall said warmly as she sat down to enjoy the rest of the feast.

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