Fanboy Draco Malfoy Convinces...

By rootin-tootin-sandy

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Draco Malfoy was going to marry Harry Potter. It didn't matter that he was only eleven and had technically on... More

In Love For the First Time
Exchanging Bracelets and Dobby ships Drarry
Wands & Ice Cream-Draco Tries to Fight an Old Man
Narcissa will Murder this Muggle and No, Lucius You Can't Stop Me!
The Train: Harry's Worried He's Going to Get Head Lice
Bullying and the Library-Hermione Joins a Cult
Azkaban & Classes-Sirius Objects to This Marriage!
Love Confessions & Parents- Lucius Unintentionally Bribes the Hufflepuff House
Broken Bones and Gingers: Harry Thinks He Can Throw Hands
Essay's & Detention: Hermione's in Her Villain Era
Sirius & Black Family Drama-Narcissa vs Andromeda
Goblins and Jealousy-Let the Holiday Season Begin!
Peacocks and Dress Robes-Malfoy's Know How to Party
Ginny and Neville's Gran-Severus Should've Thrown Himself Down Those Stairs
Snowmen & Promise Rings-Harry Finally Gets His Revenge
Granny and Hide N Seek-Lucius Gets a New Kitchen
Board Meetings & Bedtime Stories-Arthur Weasley Knows Malfoy is Up To Something
Club Meetings & Broom Closets-Harry Learns a New Word
Misunderstandings & the Weasley Twins-Narcissa Is In It To Win It
Going Back to Hogwarts-Watch Out For the Murder Swamp
Parseltongue & Fights-Harry Really Really Really Likes Snakes
Sleepovers & Wands-Tonks is Not Afraid of Werewolves
Lying & Weapons-Severus Is Just So Proud
Rats & Tea-Harry Is Soooooo Clumsy
Beetles & Wedding Bells-Remus Ships Snack(Snape/Black)
Love Bugs & Dragons-Sirius Is Going To Have a Heart Attack
Puppy Love & Knitting-Sirius Knew It!
School Board Meeting-Weasley/Granger Inspire Fear in the Hearts of Everyone
Birthday Traditions & Rita Skeeter-Cedric Diggory is Not A Home Wrecker
First Dates & Trains-Neville Has a Moat? Wicked!
Sunrises & Beaches-Harry Doesn't Actually Know How to Swim
Grangers & Quidditch- Sirius Will Not Allow Harry to Grow Up!
Viktor & Brass Knuckles-Harry is Lost! If Found, Please Return to Draco
Crushes & Crocodiles-Neville Gets Hit On
Pickles & Moving- Remus Doesn't Know How All of These Kids Broke Into His House
Pigs in Wigs & Lava-Cedric Should Get Money When Someone Calls Him a Pervert
Baking & Talks-Draco Fainted and It's Totally Normal!
Shopping & Veela-Draco Finally Gets to Use His Brass Knuckles
Lunch & Birthdays-Harry Should Change His Name to Cupid
Invitations & Mean Girls-Harry Gets Jealous!
Promises & Law Suits-Harry Destroys a Building and Draco Finds It So Attractive
Candles & Chaperone's-Lucius's Precious Son Wants to Be Just Like Him!
Breaking In & Snake Reunions-Porkchop Can't Stop Stress Eating
Nargles & Dave-Even the Dead Are Tired Of Hearing About Drarry
Tomatoes & Cake-Hermione and the Twins Team Up For the Best Present Ever
Goodbyes & Lockhart-Gabrielle Is Learning Parseltongue to Scare the Students
Fame & Enemies-Lockhart Has a Type and It's Greasy Dungeon Bats
Stress Balls & Dueling Club-Lockhart Is Having a Terrible Day
Secret Tunnels & Snacks-Harry Is Out to Get Lockhart
Newspapers & Former Professor's-Moaning Myrtle Is a Peeping Tom
Basilisks & Fish-No Frogs or Bugs Were Injured In the Name of Vengeance
Weasley Family Smackdown-Bellatrix Really Likes Butterscotch
Rat Bones & Quidditch-Harry Makes An Excellent Cheerleader
Flu Season & Truths-Harry Is A Blabbermouth When He's Sick
Fist Fights & Muggles-Everyone Is Angry and They Are Going To Show It
Cupboards & Puke-Amelia Can't Wait to Feed These Muggles to the Dementors
Unicorns & Snakeskin-Cedric Diggory Has a Giant Squid Tattoo On His Back?
Bear Mace & Allies-Sirius Was NOT a Late Bloomer!
Bangs & Slurs-Sirius Will Use This Fork as a Murder Weapon.
Nunchucks & Piercings-Bill Weasley Is a Bad Influence
Bonding Time & Dresses-Hermione Is Not Enjoying Puberty
Snowballs Fights & Yule-Harry's a Mother Now
Family Photos & Lemon Drops-Harry Vs Fawkes!
Hearts & Cuddles-Angels Visit Hogwarts!
Prefect's Bathroom & Quidditch-Cho Will Read Your Fortune For Five Galleons!
Palm Readings & Feasts-Ron Has Boy Crush
Rubber Duckies & Wedding Binders-Ron Got to Touch a Stingray
Weddings & Poisons-Draco and Harry Are Separated For the First Time
Proposals & Fashion Shows-Hermione Shows Off Her Rage Room
Sentient Bushes & Toast-Reunited and It Feels So Good
Fish & Gossip-Oliver Wood Wants Answers and He Wants Them NOW
Dates & New Students- Cedric Is Going To Die
Reactions & Investigations-Ron's First Instinct Is To Fight
Dragons & Giants-The First Task
Wand Weighing & Eggs-Harry and Cedric Share the Same Bath?
Suspects & Necklaces-The Second Task (Harry Isn't Good At Riddles)
Parties & Marcy(Percy/Marcus)-Viktor's Broom Has a Name and He Loves Her!
Leather Pants & Quidditch-It's Valentine's Day and Everyone Is Getting Romanced!
Bondings & The Pit-Harry Wants to Have More Children Than The Weasley's
Brawls & a Sphinx-the Third Task (Part One)
Dark Lords & Funerals-Fleur Is Terrifying Everyone With Her Giant Crab Leg
Teeth & Paper Cranes-Bellatrix Is Going To Harry's Wedding, No Matter What!
Vultures & Candy-Harry Is Already Threatening People
Proposals & Strikes-Does Bigfoot Really Exist?
Thrones & Groundings-Our Boy Chad To the Rescue!
Quidditch & Luna- Neville Refuses To Look at Anyone's Arse!
Costumes & Seeing Double-Hermione Is Such An Icon
Pouting and Snow-the Hunger Games Meets a Snowball Fight
Marcy & Nurmengard-Grandaddy Grindelwald Is a Drarry Shipper!
Another Ball & Suits-Pretty Boy Diggory Will Never Get Rid Of His Nickname
Children & Clubs-It's Not Breaking In If The Door Was Already "Open"!
Holy Jokes & MHU-Lucius Is a Trendsetter
Petitions & Cookies-Hermione Summons a Demon (No! It's Not Illegal!)
Crookshanks & Cake-House Elves Love Lucius Malfoy
Pockets & Nargles-There Is a Bear Running Around Hogwarts!
Bachelor Parties & Holding Cells-Ron Looks So Cool With One Eyebrow!
Scary Luna & Recovery-The HFC Swears Off Of Drinking!
Knights & Tea Leaves-Harry Is Missing! If Found, Please Inform Draco Immediately
Wedding Jitters & Gossip-Draco Loves His New Sweater
Invites & Criminals-Sirius Is Tired Of People Breaking Into His House
Exams & Handkerchiefs-Crookshanks Refuses To Eat Actual Cat Food!
Graduation & Rituals- Albus Dumbledore Gets What's Coming To Him, Finally!
Black Family Shenanigans & Azkaban Breakouts-The Wedding (Part One)
Stabbings & Twister- The Wedding (Part Two)

Spiders & Crouch-the Third Task (Part Two)

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Cedric gave a scream as he ran into another spider web. He hated bugs! His mum used to hide them in his bed sheets when he was younger. She said she was just trying to help him overcome his fear but he was pretty sure she just liked tormenting him. He took a deep breath and calmly wiped the web from his face.
"It's okay, Cedric. We just need to get to the middle and we'll be a winner. Tonks will give us a big kiss." He muttered to himself. This wasn't too bad! He turned and stopped when he saw a giant spider staring at him. It made Hagrid look small. He took a deep breath and screamed again before trying to run away. The spider was quicker though and that's how he found himself stuck in its web.
"Please let me go! My girlfriend won't be happy about this!" He tried to threaten the arachnid. It just kept spinning its web around him. He had no idea how he was going to get out of this. The spider finally stopped and sat back to watch him. Cedric didn't know which eye to look at as he tried to convince it to let him go.
"My friend Harry will be here any moment to rescue me!" The spider inched forward and opened its mouth. Cedric screwed his eyes shut and waited for it to end.
"Did you say Harry? Like Harry Potter?" A soft voice asked and he peeked out of one eye to see the spider looking at him.
"Er, yes?" The spider's pinchers clicked together in excitement.
"Oh my gosh! It's such a small world. My cousin lived in his house! They used to be roommates!" The spider squealed.
"I'm so happy he found a mate! My cousin said his relatives were nasty pieces of work!" Cedric didn't know what was going on but he went with it.
"You know what? I think Harry mentioned that! He said they spun lovely webs!" The spider puffed up in pride.
"I taught him everything he knew!" Cedric tried to look impressed.
"Wow! That's so cool! You know, I'm worried Harry might be in danger. Do you think you could let me go? I'd be happy to tell him about your cousin!" He offered and watched the spider consider it.
"Well I would hate for him to get hurt. Just this one time!" She said and reached forward to rip him out of her web. He gave her an elegant blow before sprinting away. When he felt he was no longer in hearing distance, he leaned forward and threw up. He hated bugs.

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Viktor watched the troll lumber forward and darted between its legs. The damn thing had been following him for ten minutes! It's like it knew where he was going before he did. He gave a grunt as it caught his arm and pulled him up. He felt his shoulder give a painful tug as it popped out of place. He probably had fifteen minutes before he fainted from the pain. The troll dangled him in front of its face.
"Have you never heard of a toothbrush?" He yelled out and it gave him a shake. He gritted his teeth and shouted "Is that all you've got? My baba hits harder than that and she's ninety seven!" The troll leaned forward to eat him, he assumed and he drove his wand into its eye. It screamed before dropping him. He sent a blasting curse at its other eye and had to duck to avoid troll guts raining down on him.
"Good to know it smells just as terrible in more than one piece." He said under his breath and used one of the hedges to pop his shoulder back into place. He put a cooling charm on it and trudged forward. There was definitely something fishy going on. He knew Harry had planned on tapping out as soon as he walked into the maze. The lack of red sparks made him believe someone was making the younger boy stay in the game. He sighed when he felt something creep up his pant leg. Looking down, he saw Devil's Snare winding around his leg. It yanked him upside down and he shouted "Why do I keep getting lifted in the air? Is this some type of Quidditch joke?" The vines were up to his chest now. He decided he was done and simply lit it on fire. It dropped him instantly and he had to pat his now burning chest. He looked down at his uniform and saw that it was now a crop top. Perfect. He kept walking and ran into Cedric. Both boys tumbled to the ground and laid there.
"You okay, Viktor?" He gingerly got up and gave the other boy a hand. It looked like he had rolled around in a spider web and he was kind enough not to ask. Cedric's eyes were wild as they darted around them.
"Do you want me to fix your shirt? My mum doesn't believe in gender roles, so I know most household charms." He offered and Viktor gave him a thankful look. He could just imagine the front of every newspaper in Bulgaria showing a picture of his midriff. His parents would probably frame it. Once his belly button was no longer showing, he dug in his pocket for a snack. He pulled out two smushed candy bars and offered one to Cedric.
"Thanks, mate. This has literally been the worst day ever. I hope Fleur and Harry are having a better time than we are."

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Fleur drove her elbow into the beast's chest as it snapped its jaws an inch from her face. She had been fighting with this overgrown crab for what felt like hours. She had found out it was fireproof so she tried a more hands on approach. It seemed she would have to lose her temper. Veela were very temperamental creatures. They were possessive and downright cruel. Her grandmère had once driven an injured Veela off her property because she couldn't stand the scent of her. Fleur felt her bones shift as her jaw elongated into a bird's beak. Her back cracked as thick leathery wings burst out. She gave a high screech and dove her break forward into the crabs shell. It cracked and tried to scuttle backwards. She grabbed its leg and pulled it towards her. Good thing she liked shellfish! She drove her beak into the same spot until she reached the tender flesh underneath. Using her hands she started tearing out chunks and chewing happily. She heard clicking and saw a spider turn the corner. Once it saw her, it froze before apologizing profusely and scrambling away. The weird crab had stopped twitching at this point and she let out a victory scream that echoed throughout the maze. Wiping her hands on the grass, she broke off one of its legs to give to Ron. She attached it to her back before letting her features shift back. She rubbed her jaw and spat out a piece of bone. Merlin, she hadn't lost control like that in ages. Thank goodness, no one was here to see it. She cracked her back and started walking. It felt like ages before she came upon two of the boys. Cedric and Viktor were suspended in a golden mist. It looked like Cedric had already thrown up and Viktor looked like he wasn't far behind him.
"Hello, boys! I see you're just hanging around." She joked and Cedric mimicked strangling himself.
"Hello, Fleur! You've got something on your face." Viktor said and she wiped off the leftover mutant crab.
"So why are you just standing there?" They were hovering a foot off the ground but she didn't see any reason as to why they didn't just keep walking.
"Uh because we're hanging upside down? Duh." Cedric said in irritation and she was tempted to just leave them. She took a deep breath and said, "What would Harry do?" She stomped forward and shouted "You're standing straight up. It must be some kind of mind altering mist!" They gave her a doubtful look and she walked into it. Instantly she was looking at the night sky.
"Alright, what we're going to do is walk forward." She told them and Viktor gave a wheeze.
"Fleur, we're going to walk right into a dark pit." He wailed and she shoved him forward. She did not have time for their dramatics. Ron was waiting for her and her crab leg was already starting to smell. They hit the black hole and she pushed the two boys in before following them. They hit the ground with a thud and she rolled over to see the mist disappearing.
"Thank Merlin, you showed up Fleur. I was about to start crying." Cedric admitted and she patted his back.
"It's okay. This maze has been awful. Remind me to sue someone once this is over." Viktor nodded his head seriously.
"I will join you." They finally made it to the heart of the maze and found Harry waiting for them.
"Harry! You're okay!" They all cried out before hugging the younger boy.
"Hi guys! I found a shortcut!" Fleur was happy he didn't seem injured. She did notice his eyes were swollen, like he had been crying. She would set fire to whoever made her poor brother cry.

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"So what should we do?" Cedric asked and they all turned to look at the cup. Harry had already been here for half an hour.
"Don't touch the cup!" He said sharply. He could see tendrils of magic on it and he did not like how they looked.
"It's been tampered with." They all looked horrified.
"Who would do such a thing?" Harry shook his head.
"I don't know but we're going to find out. I figured if we just wait here, they should come get us eventually. Good thing I brought my bag!" He held it up proudly. He started pulling out blankets and handing them out. Kreature had packed him a basket of food too.
"Harry, have I ever told you I love you?" Viktor said around a bite of his sandwich.
"Don't say it too loud! Draco will appear and drag you to the Swamp!" Cedric said as he guzzled down water. They all looked rather run down so Harry dung around until he found his emergency clothes kit.
"Here ya go!" The other Champions were now sporting sweaters with various animals on it.
"I wonder where the cup goes?" Harry was curious too but Draco would not be happy if he put himself in danger.
"That's for Madame Bones to figure out." Cedric said firmly.
"Do you guys hear shouting?" Fleur asked and they were silent for a moment.
"Harry, I think it's coming from your bag." Harry held his bag up to his ear and listened carefully.
"Harry, my love! Can you hear me?" He dug around until he felt a handle and pulled out the two-way mirror Sirius had gotten him for Yule a couple of years ago. He turned it to face him and saw Draco's worried face.
"Hi Draco!" His husband froze before looking over him carefully.
"Harry, why have you been crying?" He said slowly and the mirror was ripped out of his hands.
"Harry, my sweet son! Tell Daddy who made you cry! I will peel off their fingernails!" Daddy Malfoy had the mirror angled so it showed them the inside of his nose.
"Daddy Malfoy, you have to hold the mirror away from your face." There was some rustling and they suddenly saw his ear.
"Like this, dear?" Harry giggled and said "No! Now you're showing us your ear!" There was a tussle in the background and Draco appeared.
"Merlin, Father! If you can't figure it out, hand it over. You're like an old man." He complained before focusing on him.
"Now my beloved, tell me what happened." Harry explained what was going on before looking at him expectantly.
"And why were you crying?" He wrung his hands before admitting "I ran into a boggart and it really hurt my feelings."
"A boggart." Draco muttered.
He heard Remy shout, "I'll get it" and the sound of his footsteps fading.
"But you're all safe?" He nodded his head and Draco sagged before him.
"I was so worried when you didn't shoot off any sparks. It's suspicious that you weren't able to. Hold on, my love. We're getting Madame Bones now." The mirror suddenly cut out and he furrowed his eyebrows.
"Well look what we have here!" A deep voice said from behind him.

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Draco felt his heart stop when the mirror went blank. He shook it and shouted "Harry? Harry?" His heart was thudding in his chest as he flew down the bleachers.
"Mr. Malfoy, what are you doing?" Professor McGonagall gasped as he ran across the lawn.
"Harry's in danger! He needs me."
"You can't interfere in the Task."Karkaroff stated and Draco flipped him off before entering the maze. He didn't care about the stupid Tournament! Harry was in trouble. He ran around the corner and saw a giant slug. He unsheathed his Drarry knife and ran it along its side. He didn't wait to see if it was dead before continuing on. He ran deeper into the maze before he was stopped by a Sphinx.
"Hello challenger! You either answer correctly or you die." She said coldly. He looked around before saying "My husband is in trouble! Where is the center of the maze?" She opened her mouth before looking at him closely.
"Are you Harry's beloved?" She asked and he swiftly nodded.
"Yes! Harry's in danger!" She lowered her front paws before saying "Get on! I would never allow a human to mount me before but Harry is a friend!" He got on her back and held on tightly as she started running through the hedges. It seemed like eternity before they reached the center of the maze. They found all of the Champions in a circle playing Uno while Harry sat on a tied-up man.
"Draco! What are you doing here? Oh you've met Cleo! Hi Cleo." Harry waved at the Sphinx and Draco tackled him to the ground.
"Are you hurt, darling? Be honest!" He looked him over and didn't see any bloody wounds.
"I'm fine! Mr. Crouch is a terrible bad guy." He announced and Draco looked closer at their prisoner.
"Barty Crouch Jr? You died!" The young man glared at him.
"Turns out his dad was keeping him prisoner in their house! Poor thing has been trying to bring that Dark Lord person back." Harry reached down to poke his cheek and ignored the way the man tried to bite his fingers off.
"So he put your name in the Goblet?" Draco asked and Harry shook his head.
"He's been stuck by his dad's side this whole time. We are surrounded by enemies." Harry said gravely before giggling.
"I thought that would sound cool!" Draco held his darling closer.
"I'm so happy you're safe, my love." He kissed his cheek and watched Harry blush.
"Why hasn't anyone tried to take the cup?" He asked curiously and Fleur shook her head.
"Harry said it's been tampered with. We confirmed it wasn't Mr. Crouch who did it." He hummed in thought.
"I still think it was Dumbledore." He announced and Harry nodded his head.
"Me too. That old man has it out for me." Barty Crouch gave a cough.
"I suppose I can't convince you to let me go? I could try finding a different way to bring my Lord back without using the boy." Draco kicked him in the stomach.
"The Dark Lord is never coming back. His very existence is a threat to my sweet boyfriend. I will not stand for anything to threaten him." He hissed and watched Barty flinch.
"I'm guessing you're Cissy's boy?" He ignored the annoying man as they waited for the adults to finally show up.
"Harry!" His Uncle shouted as he ran through the Sphinx shaped hole with Lord Black on his heels.
They both gaped at Barty before stunning him.
"Let's get you all out of here." Draco waited until Madame Bones came striding in before telling her his suspicions. She discreetly pocketed the cup before nodding at him.
"We will be getting answers, Mr. Malfoy."

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