" ": You talking
' ': You thinking
* *: Narrator/Voice-off
Your POV:
Guards: Monitor room !! We've arrived at the scene on Level 2 !! Can you see anything ? What the hell happened here ? This hole is definitely big enough for the sphinx to have fallen through ! What is Strawhat Luffy trying to do... ?!
Guards: ... Hey, look ! This is bad !! The prisoners on level 2 have gotten out of their cells !! How did they open the locks ?! Is this Strawhat's doing, too ?! The guards are in danger !!
Prisoners: Our respect and gratitude to Captain Buggy !! He's our savior !!
Guards: Th- This is Level 2! Send reinforcements immediately !! THE PRISONERS ARE RIOTING !! Send the Blugori to Level 2 !!
Guard: Hey !! I know what Strawhat Luffy is after !! Fleet Admiral Sengoku from headquarters said that there's no doubt about it !! The intruder, Monkey D. Luffy, and the man we're holding under maximum security until his execution, Portgas D. Ace, ARE BROTHERS !! So he's trying to break Fire Fist Ace out of prison before the public execution !!
Guards: ... Right !! There's no mistake... ! That's why he's actually descending from hell to hell... ! We've been preoccupied with a possible attack from Whitebeard... If he were to actually pull this off, the situation would be completely reversed... !! Quickly, inform chief warden Magellan !! And pacify the rioters o Level 2 !!
"You know, right now there's something I'm wondering..."
Luffy: What ?
"Since we've been discovered, no doubt your old man already knows about the whole thing... What does he think of that..."
Sengoku: WHAT DO YOU FIND FUNNY ABOUT THIS, GARP ?! IN THE MIDST OF THIS SITUATION THAT WILL SHAKE ALL THE SEAS OF THE WORLD... THAT IDIOT GOES AND ACTUALLY MAKES IT WORSE !!
Garp: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!
Sengoku: First Enies Lobby, and then the Tenryûbito incident !! This is completely unprecedented !! Twenty years ago... We failed when the flying pirate "Shiki the Golden Lion" escaped... But these past 20 years, of the hundreds of thousands of prisoners held there, not a single one has successfully escaped ! And nobody in the history of the prison has successfully infiltrated it either !! The iron walls of the great prison Impel Down have held !! And the man spitting on that good name, the first intruder ever, IS YOUR GRANDSON AGAIN, GARP !!
Garp: He's done it again !! That's my grandson for ya !!
Sengoku: Damn you Bartholomew Kuma... ! You said that you finished off the Strawhat pirates at Sabaody Archipelago... !! I should have known !!
Garp: You can't trust what a Shichibukai says... ! But how did he get through our perimeter... ?!
Sengoku: How did they managed to !
Garp: ... they ?
Sengoku: He's not alone in this. His vice-captain's with him.
Garp: ... then it's no wonder how he got to enter... He's got about the same powers as Shiki after all...
Sengoku: ... HE WHAT ?! Gh... I SWEAR, IF YOU WEREN'T THE "HERO OF THE MARINES", I'D HAVE YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR ALL OF THAT, GARP !!
Garp: Wahahaha ! I think this situation has gotten a bit too big for an old man's life to atone for it ! Buwahahahahaha !!
Luffy: Hot ! Hot hot hot !! The ground is like a frying pan !!
"Heat aside... This place is eerily quiet... And the lion's out too..."
Buggy: Level 3... What a place I've come to... ! Strawhat, you dragged me down with you again !!
Three: ... This place really isn't suited for a wax-man...
*TUNK*
Luffy: Uwah ! A grilled bird fell down !
Buggy: That's ridiculous !
Three: I'd say a bird from above wandered into the hole and got burned up...
"... Is it really that hot ?!"
Three: Well, look inside the cells. They barely even have shadows left, but everyone here on Level 3 was once a notorious criminal with a bounty over 50 million ! Heat from the floor below us, the Burning hell, rises, and the prisoners are tortured by the lack of water and food. they're quickly reduced to the half dead things you see before you. This is level 3, the Starvation Hell !!
"... If we waste any time , we'll become like them in a heartbeat... We need to get out of here while we still have something to sweat..."
Luffy: then let's hurry to level 4 !
Three/Buggy: HELL NO !!
Luffy: Come on, lead the way ! You both said you'd help me save Ace !
Three: I never said that !! Not at all !!
Buggy: Does happiness change your memories or something ?!
Luffy: What do you mean ?
Guard: They are in position, pull the net !!
"Fine, fine, we'll go on our own then... Eh ?!"
Luffy: OWAAAH !!
Buggy: WHAT ?! Damn !! It's a trap !! they got us !!
"It's a steel net... ! I cant' break it from outside here !"
Buggy: Damn it ! It's got seastone in it too...
Three: There's some horrible torture waiting for us trying to escape ! We're done for !!
Guards: The intruders Strawhat Luffy, his vice-captain, and the other two have been captured. Put the seastone handcuffs on them !
Buggy: IS THAT ALL WE ARE ?!
Three: Give it up, Buggy... ! We're already caught... The guards and the blugori are here !
Luffy: Shit ! Open this net !! Damn it !! Damn it !!
???: Only three out of four trapped... No matter, it's good enough already.
Luffy: Hm ? Who're you ?
Saldeath: I am... Saldeath !
Luffy: really... ? You don't look like you're dead...
Saldeath: No ! You misunderstood ! I am, Saldeath !
Luffy: really... ?
Saldeath: No !! Accept your fate !! resistance is futile ! In this isolated sea floor prison, there was never anywhere to escape to. Just be glad that I was the one to catch you.
*Head Guard: Saldeath. (Blugori commander)*
Saldeath: After all, the four beast guards are lurking below this floor...
Buggy: ... That's true... I'd hate to run into them, or the chief warden...
Sphinx: ... GROOOOOOOO... Spaghetti...
Guard: Ah, head guard !! THE SPHINX WOKE UP !!
Sphinx: LASAGNA !!
Saldeath: This is bad... ! He'll end up breaking the net ! We can't let those three escape... Especially not Strawhat Luffy !!
*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*
Sphinx: TORTELLINI !!
"Sadly, this is exactly what's gonna happen !! Come on Luffy ! Now's the time to get out of here, and fast !!"
Luffy: You got that ! Fly us out and down ! Now we can escape !!
Saldeath: GET THEM !!
"Luffy, if you would ?"
Luffy: Hehe. Gomu Gomu no...
"... Come to think of it, where did these two..."
Buggy: Hurry, mister 3 !
Three: Right... the heat's made my body... !
Luffy: Ah ! They climbed up there on the broken net... !
Buggy: GYAAHAHAHA, YOU IDIOTS !! Give my regards to Ace, if you even see him !! Tell him that we'll get a drink if he survives !!
Three: Fuhahahahaha !! You finally turned into a fine distraction for us !! Idiots !!
Luffy: And we just met again. OK !! See you later ! Thanks for taking us this far !!
Buggy: GAH !! He's so positive !!
Three: My chest... It hurts !
"... You know, Luffy... I was about to knock them down here for abandoning us midway... But it looks like you being nice actually dealt more damage to them... Somehow..."
Saldeath: DON'T BE CARELESS ! TOGETHER THEY'VE GOT A BOUNTY OF OVER 500 MILLIONS !!
Sphinx: CAPELLINI !!
"Oh right... He's still here too !"
Luffy: We don't get time to deal with that ! Stairs, where are those stairs !
Saldeath: THEY'RE TRYING TO ESCAPE !! AFTER THEM !!
Buggy: Haa... Haa... It's, so hot... ! Th- This is probably far enough... Good thing they're after these two...
Three: the stairs going up are blocked off too... ! Just being here is torture enough...
*Un, deux, Kuraa~ Un, deux, Oraaa~*
Buggy: Hm? What's with the singing... ?
*Un, deux, Kuraa~ Un, deux, Ondoryaaa~.
In the beginning, there were men and women~
And sooo~ But an Okama~
is both man and woman~...*
???: WE ARE THE BEST !! The best ! WE ARE THE BEST !! The best ! OKAAMAAA WAAAAY~ !!
???: WE ARE THE BEST !! The best ! WE ARE THE BEST !! The best !
Bonclay: Well done !! Spin spin spin, just like this dizzying time !! NGAHAHAHAHAHAHA !! Don't lie down, you guys !! COME ON, IF YOU WANT TO BRING ME DOWN, YOU'LL HAVE TO RAISE THE HEAT A TAD BIT MORE !! Oh !! Is that Mister 3 ?! NGAHAHAHAHA !!
Three: ... ... So it really was you...
Bonclay: Hm hm hmmhmm~... ... WHAAAAA ?! MISTER 3 ?! WAIT WAIT WAIT, WHY ARE YOU OUT THERE ?! YOU'RE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BARS, SO YOU WERE CAUGHT ?! NO, WAIT, I'M THE ONE WHO'S IN PRISON !! I'M SO SURPRISED THAT I NEED TO LOOK AGAIN !! OKAMA KENPÔ, "I DREAM OF THAT AUTUMN NIGHT AGAIN !!"
Three: ... Can we please leave him in his cell ?
Buggy: Hey... Just what am I looking at here... ?
Officer: We're on the highest alert level here ! When did they slip past us... ?! There's just two of them... But if anything were to happen to Ace, not just Impel Down, but the entire World Government would become the laughing-stock of the world !! We will enter the prison, and in the name of the marine, capture the two intruders !!
Soldiers: YES, SIR !!
???: Hmmm~ Wait right there !!
Officer: Who're you... ?!
Sadi: I'm Sadi-Chan, a girl who loves torture !
*Impel Down chief guard: Sadi-Chan.*
Sadi: Accepting help from the marines on top of the infiltration... Will only add to Impel Down's humiliation~ !
Soldier: You're referring yourself as "-Chan"... ? Are you kidding.. ? GUWAH !!
Sadi: SILENCE !! You have to call me Sadi-Chan !!
Soldier: UWAAAAAH !!
Sadi: Mmm~... I can't get enough of those screams... !
Soldier: Why, you...
Officer: Wait... Are you saying you don't need our help ?
Sadi: that's right... Our prison is a labyrinth straight out of hell... ! People like you with no knowledge of the interior, will be no help at all. If you just stay here, we'll raise the drawbridge, which is the only exit, and Impel Down will be~... Completely isolated !
Sadi: Please, rest assured... ! There is no way to escape. Mmmm~ this great sea floor prison... !
Officer: ... Very well, we will stand guard outside.
Sadi: That's a good boy~...
Soldiers: 'is that a koala... ? Eh... ? A koala... ? A koala... ?'
Intercom: Impel Down has been completely cut off !!
Prisoners: ... It's Hannyabal... Magellan's here too. What's going on ?
Hannyabal: We've got a special visitor for you, Ace ! Who do you think it is... ? Jinbe, you've never met her face to face, so you won't recognize her... Her name is widely known, though she doesn't show herself... the empress of the warrior race, the Kuja, one of the Shichibukai... !
Hannyabal: Strong and sublime, the world's most beautiful women !! The pirate empress... Boa Hancock herself !! WOOHOO !!
Hannyabal: Ouch ! I want to be chief warden really bad ! Ah, no, wait, I mean... It hurts really bad !
Magellan: What are you doing... ?
Prisoners: UWOOOH !! IT'S TRUE ! I THOUGHT I SMELLED A GOOD WOMAN HERE !! That's Hebihime of the Kuja !! Ohh, look over here !! Hancock !! Look at that, she's so sexy ! C'mon, lady, won't you come into my cell ? I'll treat you right ! Gyahahaha ! Ahh, she smells amazing !! I wanna go to the island of women ! Nothing but women ! Ya think they just go naked all the time ?!
Ace: What do you want from me... ?
Hancock: Nothing... I just wanted to lay eyes on you... The man who's going to trigger the war I'll be joining...
Prisoners: UWOH ! UWOH ! Boa hancock !! Don't ignore us !! Come over here !!
Ace: ... Enjoying the show... ?
Jinbe: ... So even the immovable empress... Is helping the government now... Is your Shichibukai title that important to you ?!
Hancock: So you're Jinbe... I see, don't bare your fangs at me...
Prisoners: HEY, HEY ! LADY ! LADY !! LADY !!
Magellan: They're having a conversation, can't you be quiet ?!
Prisoners: Shut up, Magellan !! You diarrhea bastard !! Buhahaha, you got that right ! Hey, Hebihime, the island of women is starved for men, right ?!
Hannyabal: Hand over the warden's seat, already !!
Domino: Vice-warden...
Hancock: ... You there ! When you yell like barbarians... It's scary... So scary~...
Prisoners: BUHYAAAAA !! I CAN'T TAKE IT !! THAT'S ONE HELLUVA WOMAN ! WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE HER HERE, YOU SHITHEAD ?!
Momonga: This really is the most barbaric place in the world. Disgusting...
Hannyabal: ... You know, chief warden, it looks like your authority is completely gone. Maybe you're not fit to continue ?
Magellan: BUHYAA, I CAN'T TAKE IT~ !
Hannyabal: Are you the same as them, you shithead ?!
Magellan: But... It's true, I can't accept this disrespect...
Hannyabal: Wah ! Chief, please wait !! We're in danger too ! i'm scared !
Magellan: Don't get carried away... !
Prisoners: Ugh !! This is bad !!
Prisoners: THE HYDRA IS OUT !!
Magellan: It looks like I need to teach you who the boss of this prison is...
Prisoners: Hey, you idiot, stop joking around !! UWOAAH !! STOP, MAGELLAN !!
*SPLORCH*
prisoner: AAAHH ! That bastard... !! he really did it... The antidote... Where's the antidote... ? Damn it !! UWAAAAHH !!
Magellan: Never forget, I have the authority to sentence you all to death, and the power to do it myself... !
Magellan: Now, Lady Hancock, you can have your conversation in peace.
Hancock: No need, I'm done.
Ace... Hey... ! Is what you said true ?!
Hancock: I have no reason to lie... Oh yes, and he was worried, that you would be mad at him. Well, at them.
Magellan: ... What did she say... ?
Hannyabal: I don't know... I was running away from you, chief Warden... !
Jinbe: Ace... What did that woman say... ?
Ace: My brother... And his guardian... Are here... !
Jinbe: ... the ones you're always talking about ? That's reckless !