" ": You talking
' ': You thinking
* *: Narrator/Voice-off
Your POV:
Buggy: GYAHAHAHAHA !! FALL AND SPLIT YOUR HEAD OPEN !! AERIAL TAILSPIN BIG CIRCUS !!
*SCHBROOOM*
Buggy: MGYAHAHAHAHA !! You're done for, you sea gorilla- !!
Blugori: Grrrrrrrr...
Buggy: GEH !! IT DIDN'T WORK !! DON'T GET CLOSE !! WAIT... STOP THAT !!
Buggy: ... ... L... Looks like you got a little stronger...
Luffy: They're strong. What kind of animal are they ?
Buggy: They're the martial artists of the ocean, the blue gorillas, or "Blugori" ! Don't get careless ! There are still four more... THEY'RE ALREADY DOWN !!
"Yeah, these guys are no pushovers. We should probably move before more gets here."
Prisoners: Wow ! They... They beat the Blugori ! Hey ! Who are you guys ?! Open the door !! Open it !
Intercom: Isn't there only one escapee ?
Guard: Huh ? There should be just one...
Intercom: I might have seen it wrong... But I think I saw several shadows... Anyway, in front of mixed residence cell number 10, five Blugori have been beaten !!
Guard: Five of them ?! That can't be... There shouldn't be anybody on level 1 who can take out five blugori !!
Buggy: YOU WANT TO SAVE ACE ?! 'Shhhh !! They'll find us !!'
"You're the one who yelled."
Prisoners: Hey, guys, open the cell...
Buggy: Jeez you're noisy ! Shut up !!
"So you know Ace ?"
Buggy: Yeah, and he's got some manners, unlike his little brother. We were drinking buddies for a while. So I was really bummed out when I heard what happened. It's pure foolishness to lay a hand on one of Whitebeard's guys, marines... !
Luffy: Hey, we need to go to level 5. That's where Ace is, right ?
Buggy: How should I know ?! If you wanna go, then go on your own ! Do you think we're friends or something ?! i'm not going somewhere that dangerous ! Later. If you're not coming with me, then I'm escaping on my own.
"yeah, I'd love to see you escape the ten warships they put all around the prison."
Buggy: T.. Ten of them ?! I see... It's to defend against Whitebeard... This is a bad time... Well then, I'll just kill some time here... Eh... ?!
Luffy: Guess we're on our own then...
Prisoners: Get us the key...
"Shut up."
Buggy: 'No, no, that can't be. That's totally ridiculous... It can't be...'
Luffy: Well, see you later ! Good luck escaping !
Buggy: 'There's no mistake... !' HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, STRAWHAT !!
Luffy: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ?!
Guards: THERE THEY ARE !!
Buggy: THEY FOUND US !!
"WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING ?!"
Buggy: H- Hey... That armband, Strawhat ! It... It's amazing !! Hand it over, please !
Luffy: What's with you all of a sudden ?! I got this from Nami !
Buggy: I'll tell you how to get to where Ace is ! In return, will you give me the armband ?!
Luffy: Sure !! If that's what you want !
Buggy: ALL RIGHT !! First, let's take care of the enemies !! Hold my feet !!
"... Feet... ?"
Buggy: Run as fast as you can !! I'll show you the way to the entrance of level 2 !!
*Buggy the Clown's Bara Bara power explanation: Buggy is a "Split Split" man who can split his body and move each part freely. The parts are controllable within a set area, but the feet have to stay on the ground !*
"Level 2 ? Hey, we're trying to go to level 5 here !"
Buggy: And I'm telling you, you can't go straight there ! Listen, the Impel Down prison is set up like this... This is first floor underground, so it's called level 1... Level 2, level 3, the criminals get more and more powerful as you go farther down... ! I've been sent to level 4 once for burning torture, and I don't even know or want to know what the next level would be like !!
Buggy: I'm pretty sure they keep the guys with bounties over 100 million on level 5, the lowest floor.. But some prisoners say there's another floor below that !! The monsters sleeping there are so evil that they've been completely erased from history... It's just a rumor, but Ace might be there. Anyway ! I can lead you as far as level 4 !
Luffy: I see ! You got nice all of a sudden.
Buggy: Kyahahahaha, that's because you're going to give me that treasure map that shows you the way to Captain John's treasure... HA !! 'Th- The cat's out of the bag !!'
"So, only the weakest are held prisoner here ? No wonder this is where you ended up."
Buggy: SHUT UP !! DON'T SAY THAT !! 'T... They didn't notice... ! i'm so glad, what idiots...'
Luffy: Huh, so this armband is like a treasure map. I didn't know at all !
Buggy: SO YOU HEARD !! Damn it !! There's no helping that it's out !! I'll just take it by force...
Luffy: All right, just take it.
Buggy: Eh?
"Eh ?"
Buggy: You... !! Even though you know it's treasure... You'll give it to me... ?!
Luffy: Yeah, I just want to save Ace !
"Now, if Nami was here, that'd be another story..."
Buggy: But... If you give it to me now, I can just take off without helping you, you know ?!
Luffy: Yeah, I guess ! But you said you'd show us the way !
Buggy: 'You can't trust me that much... It's not fair to me... ! I'm not exactly a good guy, you know... !! You shouldn't... Be trusting a guy like me... My heart's desire, the treasure map, Captain John's treasure map... !! And, he's just giving it to me... !! I'm so grateful... Strawhat !!'
Buggy: '... Now, how do I get away from these guys ? Gyahahahaha !!'
Luffy: Hm ?! Is the quickest way through that wall ?!
"... Yes, I believe we should definitely bust our way through it. Don't worry about Buggy, he probable planned it out !"
Luffy: All right, leave it to me !!
Buggy: NOOOOOOOOO !! GEBOOH !!
*SCHBROOOOM*
Guards: Who are these guys ?! That's the escaping Buggy the Clown and... Who's that ?! There's several of them !!
Buggy: 'This is... the guard's room... !! So... This is the worst place to be !!' STOP, STRAWHAT !!
"Continue, Luffy !!"
Guards: Monitor room !! There really are someone else !! Right now, they are ...
"Is that... A forest ?! In the middle of the prison ?! And why is it red ?"
Buggy: the people down there, are all prisoners ! And this isn't just a forest !! the leaves on the trees cut you like knives. they're blade trees ! And the grass planted below pierce you like needles, the needle grass ! The prisoners here are chased by poisonous spiders and jailers all around the forest, cut by the leaves and grass, staining the forest with their blood, suffering from being sliced all over... !! THIS IS LEVEL 1 OF IMPEL DOWN, THE CRIMSON HELL !!
Prisoners: Help me... Heeeelp.. It huuuuurts... ! The paaain...
Luffy: it's really hell... ! This is what Ace is going through too ?
"I don't think... They'd want him in good shape for the execution after all..."
Buggy: Right, this is good !! Just keep falling like this !!
Luffy: What ?! We're going to get cut up !!
Buggy: I can't be cut !! just be quiet and hold on !! Throw my feet to the ground !!
Prisoners: What the hell is that... ?!
Buggy: KYAHAHAHAHAHA, if my feet are on the ground, I'm laughing !!
"The flying psychic I am finds all that quite amusing as well."
Buggy: Okay, shut up ! We're going down from this floor, but we don't need stairs ! We won't need the key for the gate either !! I remembered that in order to escape the crimson hell, they prepared an escape route.
Luffy: An escape route from hell ?!
Buggy: Look, right !! Even though nobody ever uses it... And that's because that hole goes down to Level 2.. ! It's connected to an even more fearsome hell !! There are plenty of guys who hope to escape to the surface, but there isn't a big enough idiot who would willingly go the other way !
"I see... Sow with that, we can just fly straight down... Let's go !"
Buggy: Yeah, but down there... AH !! HEY !! HEY !!
Luffy: It's deep ! I wonder what's down here...
Buggy: ... What impatient bastards... ! Aren't they afraid of anything ? But anyway...
Buggy: Now, if I run, they can't come after me... Gufufu... GYAAAHAHAHAHA !! I MANAGED TO GET AWAY ! AND NOW I FINALLY HAVE MY HEART'S DESIRE, THE TREASURE MAP !! Who's gonna show you the way now ?! See ya later, Strawhat !! Go to level 3 or 4 and die !!
"Stop blabbering and get you split ass down here !"
Buggy: Geh ?! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH !!
Intercom: It appears that they have fallen to level 2. please confirm !!
Prisoners: ... What ?! The beasts are wilder than usual. Are they all hungry... ?
3: ... I don't even have the energy to be afraid anymore... We're all just gonna be eaten by those beasts eventually...
Buggy/Luffy: HERE IT COMES !!
Buggy: GOD DAMN IT !! I'm done for !! I'm gonna get eaten alive !! I never meant to come down to level 2 !! I was gonna leave you behind !!
Luffy: Huh ?! Did you say something ?! Buggy, what the hell is that thing ?!
Buggy: That's a natural mutant, a rarity amongst rarities !! That's a snake born from a chicken's egg, a basilisk !!
Buggy: Level 2 is the demon beast hell !! Monsters like these are running wild throughout this entire floor !!
Luffy: A chicken gave birth to that ?!
Buggy: It's a monster because it's abnormal !! It would be eating people if it was on the surface, so they keep it here !!
Luffy: ... All right, bring it... Where did it go ?
Buggy: E- Eh ?!
Luffy: Wasn't it right behind... Also, where did Y/n go... ?
Basilisk: *Terrified shrieks*
"COME TO PAPA YOU ADORABLY HUGE MONSTROSITY !!"
*Level 4: Prison warden's office*
Hancock: It really is quite hot here...
Momonga: It's like there's a raging fire on the other side of the wall. Is the warden busy ?
Domino: Chief warden Magellan takes ten hours a day to... relieve himself. He customarily stays in the restroom. And he also sleeps roughly eight hours a day. Adding in meals and breaks, that leaves four hours for his duties.
Momonga: And he still manages to get his job done... ?
Domino: Let's just say he is someone you can count on in the worst of times. My apologies for the wait. He will see you now.
Domino: I forgot to mention this... The warden ate the "Doku Doku" fruit, so he is a poison man. Please be very careful...
Magellan: Ahhh...
Magellan: That was a tough battle... Oh, a guest... i'm the chief warden, Magellan.
Guards: thank you for your work, Warden !!
Magellan: Ahh, it's so bright... ! Why is it so bright in here ? I'd like to be shut in a darker room. And I'd like to shut off my heart as well...
Hannyabal: What're you saying, warden ? Vice-Admiral Momonga and the Shichibukai Boa Hancock are waiting.
Momonga: We're in a hurry, chief warden Magellan.
Magellan: yes, my apologies, I had to relieve myself. It seems that the poison soup I had for breakfast hit the spot...
Hannyabal: I think that might be because of the poison...
Magellan: i'm a poison man, so I can't help it, it's my favorite food... And, you what they say, "Fight poison with poison".
Hannyabal: Didn't you get the runs because you just did that ?
Magellan: You have such a poisonous tongue as usual, Hannyabal.
Hannyabal: Our guests would like you to fall from the chief warden's position soon... Ah, excuse me, I should say that they would like to meet Fire Fist Ace as soon as possible.
Magellan: That was a terrible mistake to make. I've got such heartless subordinates... Haaa...
Hannyabal: Uh ! Please be careful of your sights !! Your breath really is poison gas !
Magellan: Bwaaahahahahahaha !!
Hannyabal: WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT ?!
Magellan: Look at how pathetic you are, idiot subordinate.
Hannyabal: Look at him spitting poison !!
Hancock: ... What are you trying to make me breathe ?! You impudent man !!
Magellan: Uwoh ! What a beauty ! I think I'm in love !!
Domino: Vice-warden, that's the warden's seat...
Hannyabal: It'll be mine someday...
Momonga: We're in a hurry...
*BEULEUBEULEUBEULEUBEULEU*
Hannyabal: Yes, this is the warden's office. Gaaarg !
Magellan: Why did you pick it up.. ?! Haaa...
Hannyabal: I- I'm dying ! Damn it... ! I'm dying ! God damn it... ! I wanted to be... the warden... !
Magellan: ... WHAT ?! INTRUDERS, IN MY IMPEL DOWN ?! Show me the picture !!
Domino: That's ridiculous !! We've never had any intruder in the history of this prison !
Hannyabal: This is a huge deal ! Warden, you should step down.
Hancock: 'It can't be... Could they have been discovered... ?!' Warden~... I'd like to see the prisoner as soon as possible. Can't we go~ ?
Magellan: All right, let's go~.
Domino: Warden ?! This is a big problem we have on our hands, you know ?!