We have all seen a pigeon?
Correct?
If not, then Google images is always available with wifi and Internet
Anyway, you know if you even try to go close to them to pick them up or kick them of whatever they will bolt and fly away, right?
Well...
My mum and I seemed to have encountered a couple of pigeons who gave literally no fucks.
My mum was driving the car and we were coming off a roundabout but then she stopped and I'm sitting here like "what?!" Because there are people behind us.
But we can't move.
Wanna know why?
You probably know why.
There are two pigeons walking across the road.
I kid you not, they are literally walking across the road at their own pace.
My mum is slowly moving towards them in some hope of them flying away but nope!
That isn't going to happen any time soon.
Eventually they do end up getting to the other side of the road.....and then fly away.
These pigeons are the biggest pricks I have probably ever encountered!
The moral of this story is, pigeons literally have no care in the world....
And can potentially stop traffic.