"i'm telling you Gabbie he was the HOTTEST man i've ever seen" i tell my younger sister
"really? what about Carter"
"i mean he'll always have a special place in my heart but this man omg"
"whats his name"
"he said corbyn"
"besson?"
"i didn't ask just corbyn"
"was he blonde, my ex has a friend Corbyn"
"yeah he was but there's probably millions of Corbyn's with blonde hair"
"okay well then i'll send you a picture of him and tell me if he's familiar to you"
"ooo a fun game"
she sends me a picture over text and yup it's him
"omg thats him"
"see i told you"
"are you still friends with him even though you and Jack have your problem"
"kinda. here's the thing about Corbyn. he has this on and off thing with this girl and she's in love with him"
"oh great you know i'm not going to compete for his attention"
"you should hes super nice and he always is the one to end thing's with her"
"here's the thing i need a father for my kids i'm not going to fight over one because of this girl. what if they get attached and then he leaves me for her"
"i completely understand your concern. just try it out and see how things go. don't introduce the kids until you're sure"
"Ellie already met him"
"true but she's 3 she won't remember. by the way we need to hang out again Lav misses her cousins"
"omg come over tomorrow it's going to be nice out we can have a picnic with the little ones"
"for sure and i'm going to help you talk to Mr Corbyn"
"oh god. should i text him tonight"
"yes let me know how it goes"
we hang up and i text him
S- hey it's savannah from the restaurant i'm sorry about my daughter tonight she thinks every blonde boy is her dad
C- omg hey it's corbyn don't apologize it was adorable she's so cute do you have other kids
S- yes theres 5 more of her
C- woah
S- yup from 17 all the way to 1
C- full house huh?
S- totally how about you
C- i live with 5 roommates
S- woah that's probably crazier than my house
C- probably, my friends are weird
S- lol by the way i was talking to my sister today and i mentioned what happened and i think she said that you're friends with her ex boyfriend
C- wait your sister is gabbie
S- that's her name
C- how haven't i met you yet, jack and her had a baby shower were you there
S- no i couldn't go i had two sick kids. i've never even met Jack.
C- really?
S- yeah i was going to they made plans but then he cancelled
C- oh wow this is crazy
S- which part
C- everything, you're sisters with my best friends ex
S- yeah something like that
C- you said your oldest is 17 right
S- yeah
C- how old are you?
S- 26, we adopted my first three cause i couldn't get pregnant
C- oh cool i'm 22 so what are the ages of all your kids
S- 17, 16, 14, i have 3 year old twins, and a 1 year old
C- were the first three siblings?
S- yeah so they all have brown hair and my last three have blonde because we could finally have babies after consulting with a doctor
C- you have a crazy history
S- yeah i know lol
C- i want to get to know you even more, would you be open to going on a date with me?
omg
he did not
ahhhhhh
S- of course
C- perfect well it's late so i'll let you get some sleep i'll text you tomorrow about a date
S- that's good with me goodnight Corbyn
C- goodnight. can i give you a nickname like Sav
S- go right ahead
C- goodnight Sav
