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My One and Only- T.H. (GC Part I)

a chaotic groupchat with the avengers endgame cast! also i added chris pine bc i love him, you're rdj's daughter in this lol

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you know who i am added: crisp rat, tree(chris pine), capsicle, kitty cat(chadwick), black widhoe, lizzie(elizabeth olsen), i had a VISION(paul bettany), quackson(tom holland), you just got loki'd(hiddleston), legolas(jeremy), seabass, mack attack(anthony mackie), y/n, hammer time(chris hemsworth), brie cheese, green bean(mark ruffalo), ant guy, benadryl cucumber, streets and rhodes, the superior directorr(taika waititi) to: AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

you know who i am: do you know how LONG it took me to add all of you to this?! be grateful

Capsicle has changed you know who i am to tiny stank.

tiny stank: how DARE you

capsicle: sorry old man

tiny stank: says the ninety year old virgin

capsicle: I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose.

mack attack: AYYYYYE ATTABOY

Y/N: Chris! Hi!

crisp rat: heyyyy wassup

tree: yoooooo

hammer time: hey there!

capsicle: hi!

Y/N: ....the tall one

hammer time: move aside, peasants. she's obviously talking about me

tree: nah. i've known her for the longest out of ALL of you, it's clearly me

crisp rat: nah, it's me. she's a peter quill stan, it has to be me, you know.

capsicle: she was on team cap for cw. it's obviously me

Y/N: okay....the muscular, good-looking one with piercing eyes

tree: NOBODY HAS NICER EYES THAN I, CHRIS PINE

capsicle: step aside, it is i, whom our precious baby y/n loves the most

Y/N: i'm a year younger than tom. i'm not a baby lmfao

capsicle: yes you are, shortie

tiny stank: haha, shortie

Y/N: HOW DARE YOU INSULT YOUR OWN CHILD. THIS IS ABUSE. ABUSE I TELL YOU

tiny stank: I'M 5'9. ultimate flex

you: HAAAAAHAHAHAHHA DAD YOU'RE A SHORTIE TOO

tree: You're only 5'4.

Y/N: *5'4 AND A HALF! AND YOURE LIKE TEN FEET TALL SO OFC I SEEM SHORT TO YOU

tree: 6'0 :)

you just got loki'd: and I'm 6'2 :)))

hammer time: 6'3 :)))))

Y/N: GO AWAY FAKE AVENGER AND EVIL VILLAIN AND MORSE GOD WHO STOLE MY HEART

tree: Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you from way down there.

Y/N: why are we even friends

Y/N: why did we add you to this groupchat

mack attack: hmmmm lemme answer that for you