Rusger Oneshots

2.3k(and counting omg) Special

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Germany: *seductively takes off glasses*

Germany: wow....

Russia: *blushes* 

Germany: You're really blurry.

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Russia: Hey, is there a German word for making something worse while trying to make it better?

Germany: Verschlimmbessern.

Russia: You really have a word for that?!

●●❤●●❤it's a combination of Verschlimmern and Verbessern. I hope I got it right XD ●❤●●❤●●❤

Russia: Pfffttt, I'm not clingy. Nope, not at all.

Russia to Germany @3 am: If I don't get affection right now I'm going to die.

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Germany: What's the worst decision you've made while you were drunk?

Russia: Well, don't mean to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

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Russia: *turns over in bed and knees Germany in the ribs*

Germany: Oww, you kneed me!

Russia, sleepily: Yeah, I do need you

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Russia: Someone's going to die today.

Germany,nervously sweating: Of fun!!

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Germany, banging on the bathroom door: RUssland!! I need to go!! Come out!!

Russia: I'm Gay!!!

Germany: Not what I meant, but I support you!!

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Russia, drunk: Why don't we just put all of the ocean water into a cup, clean out the bottom, and then pour it back?

Germany, also drunk: I don't know, that's a lot of water Russ....we might need two cups.

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Russia, learning how to bake with Germany: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes, or 4000 degrees for one minute.

Germany: RUSSLAND nO tHaT's NoT hOw YoU mAKe CoOKiEs.

Russia: FLOOR IT??

Germany: NEIN!!!!

Russia: HOW ABOUT 4000000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND.

Germany: RUSSLAND YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN

Russia: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE ебля SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

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Germany: Who ate my powdered doughnuts?! Russland did you eat my doughnuts?!?!!

Russia, with his mouth full: ... Нету(No)...*swallows quickly and sips his vodka to wash it down*

Germany: ...than what's that white powder on your shirt?

Russia: ...that's cocaine 

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Russia,stroking Germany's head: You're so small and adorable

Germany, half-asleep: I could totally kick your ass right now

 Russia, looking at Germany with heart eyes: I know

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aANNnDD SCene!! Was that good? Did I do good? I've honestly never made incorrect quotes before, but I LOVE it now XD

Thank you all SOOO much, once again. Everyone who votes, comments and everything, you all mean the world to me. You are all so special, and totally valid, amazing people. I want you all to know that. You are beautiful, handsome, and everything nice. 

Even if you are just reading, I just want you to know you are 100% loved by me too. It doesn't matter, if you are shy, that's ok. You are all incredible, and wonderful and fabulous. Never forget.

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Byeeee my beautiful people!!!! See you all in the next chapter!!! (might take a little longer tho. I have school and tests and that is first priority right now, I'm afraid🙁🙁😭)