Everyone is watching TV the millennial way: being on their phones. I, on the other hand, actually wanna watch something
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Me: Hey, can somebody hand me the moken troll?
Everyone, but Normally: *looks at me weird*
Camila: A what?
Me: The moken troll *points at coffee table* righ' thea
Ally: She's saying the remote control
Me: Thank you, Lil Mama. Can wunna y'all hand it hea?
Jesy: *passes it to me*
Me: Thank ya *changes show*
Lauren: Zain, your accent hella thick today... like Camz's ass
Camila: I am getting thick, huh? *stands up and looks back at it*
Jade: *bites lip* Hell yea, you are
Camila: *finger guns*
Me: It's cuh my fam from Souf Cur-lina visitin' for the week.
Everyone: Ohhhh
Dinah: Makes sense on why you're talking like a drunk cowboy
Me: *glares* Shut cho ass up, fo' I give you a colla green and cornbread country ass whoopin'
Camila: Ooh! That's my song! *sings* Oh... luxury... chinny ching ching could buy anything. Drop that, oh
Me: Collard greens. Three degrees low make it hot for me
"Boffus": Drop that, oh!
Mani: *chomp nom* What you know 'bout Schoolboy Q, Mila?
Camila: *shrugs* I play GTAV with Zain all the time
Me: *nods* But 'm gettin' bored as a muthafucka. What y'all hottie thotties wan' do?
Perrie: Let's go out? Maybe just hang out on the patio or somefing?
Me: *shakes head* Oh, hell nah. Dem 'skeetas gone and ta' me up
Leigh: I'm sorry, them who?
Me: Maskeetas
Perrie: The huh?
Me: *sighs in distress* Moskeetas
Mani: "Mosquitoes"
LM: Ohhhhh
Me: I-an dat ha' to unda-stan
Jesy: Your accent is just as thick as Jade's
Jade: 'tisnt!
Jesy: See?
Jade: *crosses arms over her chest*
Me: Sweet pea, I think it's cute *smiles*
Jade: *blushes*
Camila: *mushes my face and pushes me away* Jeed's mine, Cowboy
Me: Ian no cowboy, dammit
Dinah: *mumbles* Sound like one
Me: *glares* Keep on, chile
Dinah: Bitch, everyone in here is older than you
Mani: It's a southern thing... everyone is "chile" regardless of age
Ally: Y'all oughta understand since we sound like old ladies the majority of the time
Me: But, in real life, I'm like 65 years old
Leigh: *nods* You do act older, but look about 14
Me: *shrugs* Like Mon-Bon said, issa southan thing
Perrie: Can we go outside or not?
Jade: Ooh, let's go onna wa'er park!
Jesy: *Scottish accent* I can get jiggy with that
Leigh: Same
Mani: I'm down
Camila: Yeah, it'll be clutch... Dinah, Lauren, Zain, Ally, are you coming, too?
Me: Yuh
Laurinah: Yep. Uh-huh
Ally: No, I'm fine. I'm just gonna stay here
Me:... on secon thought, Imma stay
Camila and Jade: *glares at me*
Me: Mila, make up yo' mind, ya want me or Jeed?
Camila: I don't want... I got you and Jeed... Ally, too, but you don't have her
Me: *raises eyebrow* What if I want Ally?
Camila: *death gay glare*
Me: *gulps* I done fucked up, huh
Jesy: *puts hand on my shoulder* I'm gonna pray for you, mate
Dinah: Start sayin' your Hail Mary's now, dawg
*I pulled this right out my pussy... not een my ass...
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