Dinah: *tied up; knocked out; shirtless*
Dinah: *spits up water and wakes up confused* Man, where the fuck I'm at?
Normani: *emerges from no-the fuck-where; crossed eyed* You inside a snow cone
Dinah: *nods* Oh, that's why its so cold...bitch stop playin' wit me!
Normani: *giggles weird* Hoe, who u callin' a bitch?
Dinah: You, you crooked eyed mistake
Normani: *snaps* Excuse me, Dinah, um, if I recall, you da one fucked my brains out and got my eyes all loose as a goose *crosses her eyes more*
Dinah: *sighs* I didn't fuck you, Mani, stop saying that...arrest somebody else
Normani: Oh, so now this pussy lost memory? You bright eggo waffle, you gonna-
Dinah: *insert crackhead noise*
Normani: *stank face* What the fuck?
Dinah: I said "*crackhead noise*"
Normani: *crosses eyes* what the fuck "*crackhead noise*" supposed to mean?
Dinah: It means you smell like Band-Aids
Normani: *smiles* for real? Aw, boo boo you so sweet! I love you!
Dinah: 😒 bitch, that was an insult
Normani: well it was sweetness to me *snaps* I am Normani
Dinah: I thought it was just 'Mani'?
Normani: Nah, baby...Mani is for short...*cross eyes* Normani in yo dreams
Dinah:*glares* Man, fix yo fucking eyes, I hate looking at you
Normani: You ain't gotta look, crooked bitch...just feel on me, caress my body and lick my chocolate ass
Dinah:...
Normani:...
Dinah:*still glaring* If I wasn't tied up, I'll piss all on you
Normani:*smiles* For real?! I love banana kool-aid!
Dinah:...You know what, Normani? You can-
Normani:*phone rings* Wait, hold that thought
Dinah:...
Normani:*answers* Hello?
Ally (aka Bandana Jesus): Hello?
Normani: Hello?
Ally:...Did somebody order a large pepperoni muthafuckin pizza?
Normani: Yeah, I ordered a large pepperoni muthafuckin pizza...but I don't want it no mo
Ally: Fuck bitch! Stop calling and cancelling orders, I work too hard for this muthafuckin shit!
Normani: *weird ass laugh; whispers* I'll suck yo dick if you don't tell nobody
Ally: Bitch, stop stuntin'
Normani: *still whispering* I'll even tickle yo balls...tickle, tickle
Ally: *smirks* No shit? What's yo address
Normani: 1234 Gingerbread Lane
Ally: What the fuck?...A'ight, shit, you gotta big sausage on the way *fuck boy laugh*
Normani: Mmhmm...*hangs up; looks at Dinah w crossed eyes* And you was sayin'?
Dinah: I forgot...anyway, who was you talking to...freak?
Normani: Idk...it was some pizza girl, but she ain't say her name tho
Dinah: Oh yeah? You order sum?...psycho...'cause I'm hungry
Normani: *weird ass laugh* You like big sausages?!
Dinah:...You need so much help...anyway, when the pizza getting here?
*Knock on the door*
Normani: Diggity damn! That's her now! She fast!...hope she ain't like that in bed *answers the door*
Ally:*arms open* Did somebody order a big dick with a side of ticklish balls?
Normani: *clapping* I did! I did!
Dinah: *from where she at* Mani, untie me! My knee in a coma!
Normani: *turns to where she at; whispers* Huh, pookie? I'll be right there *looks at Ally*
Ally: The fuck is that?
Normani: *shakes her head* Dinah
Ally: Dinah? That shit sound f- wait, that's that bitch momma that stabbed me
Normani: For real? Put that on yo dick...with vinegar
Ally: Shit, you a freaky lil bitch...come here and suck my dick in front of Dinah. Let's fuck her head up *licks lips like a fuck boy*
*Dinahs whereabouts*
Ally: What's good, Dinah? Been a while
Dinah: *scared looking; proper vc* Hey, there, B-Bandana Jesus... please don't beat me up
Normani: Uh, Dinah, the only thing she beating up is this Hershey coochie cat and *looks at Ally* "Bandana"? What kinda name is that?
Ally: I was a basket baby on some church steps...they picked me up and wrapped me up in a bandana...name never left me
Normani:...
Ally:...
Normani: Aw, *cross eyes* that's so precious!
Dinah: *mumbles* You hood cookie eater
Ally: Fuck you say?!
Dinah: I said "You good p-pussy beater"! Yeah, that's what I said
Ally: Better...lil bitch
Dinah: *fake smile*
Ally: *licks lips at Normani* So, Nesquik
Normani: Uh, Normani... Nesquik my stripper name
Ally: Anyway, my little chocolatey apple...you ready to give me some head?
Normani: *stank face; snaps* Hell nah! The fuck I look like? The only dick goin in my mouf is Dinah's *looks.over at her*
Ally: The fuck?
Dinah: *shakes head violently* No, no, suck her dick! I hate you!
Normani: *giggles* Excuse her...that rope too tight on her skin *looks at D* Shut yo muthafuckin ass up 'fore I get that Tabasco!
Ally: Bruh, fuck that, bruh, I feel played...I should shoot y'all, but my water gun broke
Normani: Yeah, yeah, now get the fuck out
Ally: Bitch fuck you!
Normani: Yeah yeah, whatever I can't even *cross eyes* see you, yo teeth so bright...bitch just the moving
Dinah: *surfer boy vc* You're dumb!
Normani: I know...gimme some sugar...I love you up *leans in*
Dinah: *crying thrashing around* Nooooo
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Not mine...thought the video was funny...same for the next chapter
JE LEEST
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Fanfictiebunch of 5H/CC/LMand other shit that'll make u laugh, I guess- iF YoU DoN't rEaD THiS, I'LL pUT my Big tOE IN Yo' mOuF tONIgHT OR I'LL PUt My phAT DicK cOcK In YO NoZ ZONT PLAI WIF MEH, THOT
