Jade: *stirring shit up in a cereal bowl*
Ally: *comes in the kitchen; confused* Uh, whatcha mixing?
Jade: *beams* 'm makin' me femis Krispy Cakes!
Ally: Huh...
Jade: Want a try?
Ally: *shrugs* Ok
Jade: *gives her a spoon*
Ally: *takes it and takes a bite of the concoction; chew very slowly*
Jade: You like it?
Ally: *grimaces a little then smiles; nods* Great
Jade: *squeals* Finally! Someone likes me Krispy Cakes! *grabs more spoons and runs out to where everyone was*
Ally: *spits it out in the sink and rinses her mouth out*
—-
Leigh-Anne: *shakes head* Oh, hell no! I'm not eating that again!
Jade: *pouts* Why?
Perrie: Bubba, no offense... *in American accent* but that shit nasty
Jade: *looks down sadly*
Camila: *stands up* I'll try it
Jesy: Camila, no!
Jade: Shut uhp, Jesy! *gives her the bowl*
Normani: *nommy chomp*
Camila: *takes a bite and gags* Jesus-
Ally: *pops her head in* Yo?
Leigh-Anne: *confused* Am I missing something here?
Jade: Baby, you're always missing something
Camila: *swallows and shutters*
Perrie: She's gonna throw up
Jade: Shut uhp, Pez!
Perrie: Whey dontcha mek meh?
Normani: *chomp*
Jade: Perrie, I will frow you on the sun!
Perrie: Neh, you won't!
Jade: How much ya beet?
Perrie:... 20 biscuits
Normani: *chomp chomp* Are they always like this?
Jesy: *nods* Yeah, sadly
Lauren: *sighs* Felt that... us with Dinah and that child *points to Camila who is thumb wrestling herself*
Dinah: *comes downstairs with headphones in* I see you windin' and grindin' up on that pole. I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know. I WANNA FUCK YOU! YOU ALREADY KNOW! I WANNA-
Normani: *yanks out her headphones* Shut up, bitch! *nommy nommy nom*
Dinah:... Rude
Jade: Dinah, want a try me Krispy Cakes?
Dinah: *looks in the bowl* Looks like dookie
Perrie: *snorts*
Jesy: *hits her* Stop
Perrie:*snickering* Poopey made... *snort* she made...
Jesy: Pez, don't
Perrie: *leans in; whispers* Poopy
Jesy: *sighs*
Dinah: I'm sorry, but that looks like what I dropped in the bathroom at 4am
Jade: *stale face* You be the nex I frow to da sun...
Dinah:... Huh?
Leigh-Anne: She threatened to throw you into the sun
Dinah: The fuck?
Camila: China, taste the damn shit
Jade: *looks at Camila*
Camila: I mean, the tastiest-
Jade: Nope, dun try ta butta meh oop
Camila:... Uh, I'm sorry, what you say?
Leigh-Anne: *sighs* Don't try to kiss her arse
Camila: *nods* Ohh...
Normani: *chomp chomp nom*
Dinah: A'ight, I'll try it *takes a scoop and eats it; stares at Jade for a long while*
Jade: Yeah?
Dinah: What... The fuck... Did I put... In my mouth?
Perrie: My dick in a minute
Dinah: *still looking at Jade* British Mila, shut up...
Perrie: If anything, she's American me
Camila: *shakes head* Nah, I like British Mila better
Normani: *nom*
Dinah: *slowly goes in the bathroom and spots it out in the toilet*
Jade: How come no one like me Krispy Cakes?!
Leigh-Anne: Because it tastes like poopy shit
Jade: *gasps dramatically* Yer slepin' in da hallway nanite or do you wanna room with Perrie?
Leigh-Anne: *Looks at Perrie nervously*
Perrie: *smirks* And I had Chipotle today
Lauren: Ooh, that's cold
Jesy: It's colder since Perrie has no sense of smell
Ally: Wait, huh?
Camila: I feel like we've been saying that a lot with them
Jade: 'speshally wif me
Dinah: *from the bathroom* Because that accent thicker than Walz's ass!
Jade: *flips her off*
Dinah: *shakes head; points to Leigh-Anne and Camila* You got them
Jade: *shrugs and flips hair*
Camila: *mumbles* Sit on my face
Jade: *eyes wide at her*
Jesy: Naughty girl!
Normani: *eating the Krispy Cake; nom nom* This shit kinda smack...
Jade: Thank you, Mani!
Lauren: *stank face*
Camila: *stank face*
Ally: *stank face*
Dinah: *come out; stank face*
Leigh-Anne: *stank face*
Jesy: *stank face*
Perrie: She's gonna throw up
Jade: *throws a shoe at her* SHUT UHP
*I dunno man... I just watched a video of everyone hating on the Krispy Cakes so I wrote this😂
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