😂Funny Ass 5H And LM Shit😂

5H Short Stort:Shit, We In Jail

Normani: DINAH, I SWEAR TO GOD! IF YOU DO IT, I'LL KILL YO LIGHT SKIN-DED ASS!!! *chomp chomp*

Dinah: *sucks teeth* Mani, chill out

Ally: No, I agree with her...it's stupid and illegal, Dinah

Camila: *playing with a gay ass fidget spinner* I think it'll be funny

Lauren: *chuckles* Right

Normani: *nommy nom* Spray painting Austin's front door is funny? *crosses arms*

Dinah: It's what you write, sexy chocolate

Camila: Shid, I'm writing 'AM sucked my dick for a half eaten fruit roll up and 14¢ -Cagayo'

Lauren: *daps her up* My homie

Dinah: *sucks teeth* Y'all some pussies!

Ally: *mumbles* I am what I eat

Camila: *smirks; still entranced by the fucking fidget spinner* Damn right

Normani: *chomp nom chomp chomp*

Camila: *throws it at her* THAT FUCKING SMACKING!

Normani: *accidentally swallows her gum; takes out another one; gets closer to Camila* NOM NOM NOM OM NOM, BITCH

Dinah: Is we going or nah?

Lauren: *Are

Dinah: *glares* Don't correct me, trick

Lauren: You can choke

Dinah: Shut yo vampire face ass up

Lauren: *flips hair* I am Lamp, biyatch

Camila: I'll go...I'm bored as fuck

Lauren: Same

Dinah: Mani, Ally?

Mani: *sighs* A'ight, I'm in

Dinah: *pouts at Ally* Please come w us, Smallz? Pleeeaaaassseeee?

Ally: Alright, OK...I'll go

Dinah: Yay!

Camila: Bitch, sit yo Maui the demigod head ass down

Dinah:

Dinah: Fuck you

Camila: I'll pass...*grabs banana out her purse; starts eating it*

Normani: *chompity nommy nom chomp* Go, before I change my mind

Dinah: A'ight, damn

Ally: I don't have a good feeling about this

Dinah: Oh, c'mon! Ain't like we'd get locked up

Lauren: *shrugs* We might, but oh well...now, *pulls paint cans from behind her*

Normani: Ugh, hoe, did you pull them out yo ass?

Lauren: *slowly turns to her* Mind yo shit

~An hour later~

Dinah: Shit, we locked up

Lauren: *smacks her upside the head* Pinche estupida!

Dinah: Ow, you bitch!

Lauren: "aIn'T LiKe We'D gEt LoCKed uP" face ass

Camila: I mean...it was worth it, I guess

(Everybody sings Worth It in the comments)

Camila: *whispers* Right? Stay w the references

Lauren: Camz...tf you talking to?

Camila: The author...

Lauren:😕

Normani: *pouting* They took my gum

Camila: Shit was irritating as fuck, to be honest

Normani: Choke on glass

Camila: Fuck a potato

Normani: *looks at Dinah* I already do

Dinah: *flips her off* Execute yo'self, Mani

Lauren: Side track, that was fun as hell

Dinah: True! What you wrote was funny as hell and I can't believe Mila actually wrote that

Camila: *shrugs* Told you...but when you wrote 'I love fat, juicy cocks' on his car, I was weak as a bitch! *laughs*

Guard: Quiet, inmate!

Camila: Chupa mi pito, cabron!

Guard: *glares* That's a shot

Camila: Bitch, I'm bullet proof

Lauren: Camz, stop

Camila: *puts hands up* Alright...alright...but if he boss up again, I'll do him like I did your boyfriend and hit him w my big Cooban ass

Lauren: 😒

Dinah: Ally, why you so quiet?

Ally: *stares into space* I'm a felon...I committed a heinous crime

Camila:*gay face* Babe, you put 'Lord, forgive these childish thots' in sidewalk chalk on his front porch...the rain can easily erase that...

Ally: I'M STILL A CRIMINAL! *cries in Spanish*

Camila: 😑 this hoe

Normani: I miss my sweet, minty, chewiness...*still pouting*

Camila: *rolls eyes*

Lauren: *eyes wide* Shit!...Fuck!

Dinah: What? You got tourettes or some shit?

Lauren: No...ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Camila: What?

Lauren: I left my room light on

Dinah: 😐

Camila: 😐

Ally: *immediately stops crying* 😐

Normani: 😐

Guard: 😐

Lauren: Why y'all looking at me like that?

Normani: Really, nigga? "I left my room light on"?

Lauren: Alright...but when we gotta split the bill five ways and still ain't enough to pay it, don't get mad at me

Camila:...I'm hungry

Ally: *opens her legs*

Dinah:...Bitch...

Camila: 😳

Lauren: Can we get our one phone call now?

Guard: After Love and Hip Hop goes off...

Normani: This bitch...

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Part 2?