5H Short Story: Camren vs Tyren

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Camila: *scrolling through IG* Oh hell no 😠

Camila: *scrolling through IG* Oh hell no 😠

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Camila: What the Florida?

Normani: *comes in chewing gum* Hey *om nom nom* what's wrong, Big Booty?

Camila: First off, stop that smacking shit. Second, look at dis bull *shows phone*

Normani: *nom nom nom* Ew...

Camila: Right...where she at?

Normani: *shrugs*

Camila: Bet...*grabs keys* I'm out

*leaves*

Normani: She gonna kill him...ooh, imma go to Worldstar that shit! Mila, hollup!

*leaves*

Tramp stamp's house- I mean, cardboard box

Camila: *bangs on the door; screaming* I KNOW YO BITCH ASS IN THERE, TYRONE!!!

Travelocity: *answers* The fuck?

Camila: *looks back at Mani; Kevin Hart vc* Its about to go down

Trap queen: 😕

Camila: So...I seen you on the Gram, flexing with my ex, B

Troubled bars: *laughs* Oh yeah...fine ass

Camila: You kissed her?

Tried Damaged Shoe: *lick dehydrated ass lips* Yeahhh

Camila: 😏 How my pussy taste?

Tricked Food Stamps: 😨

Camila: 😏

Twizzler Dick: Fuck outta here, Ca-bell-o

Camila: Do u wanna die, puta?

Normani: *puts face in her camera; om nom nom; whispers* WorldStar...

Trudy Proud: You ain't gone do sh-

Camila: *jumps up and smacks him in the face w her ass*

Toe fungus: 😨 Did you-

Camila: SHUT UP! THATS WHY YOU GOT A GERMAN SHEPHERD DICK, BITCH!!! *beats him with a banana and a chancla*

Tipped Boat: *crying like a little bitch*

Camila: GOT WORMS IN YO PUSSY HAIR!!! *thwack thwack*

Trivia questions: *WHAAAA WHAAAA*

Camila: ITS CABEYO, YOU DUMB TURKEY NECKED FUCK!!!

Trapped Dollar Store: PLEASE! STOP BEATING ME!!!

Normani: WOOOOORRRLLLLDDDDSSSTTTTAAAARRRRR!!!

Camila: *sings; in yo track phone* Got hoes all in yo phoonneee, while I'm making yo girl moan!

Lauren: CAMZ!!!

Camila: *stops; panting* Grr...

Lauren: *wide eyed*

Normani: *om nom; whispers* Worldstar

Camila: Mani, shurt urp

Tickled butthole: *whimpering* Lauren! She hit me w her booty!

Camila: *tackles him* YAH, TRICK!

Lauren: Camila!

Trick or treat: LAUREN!

Normani: Normani...

All: *look at her*

Normani: *blows bubble* POP! *om nom* World star

Fuck you, Trombone

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