Here's more shit, dawg:
1: I'm AJ... hi
2: My favorite color is orange
3: My favorite thing to say is "sorry bout it", "are you thick?! (crazy)", "oh, fuck ass no", "hop up off meh", "(enter task here)?! I can't do that!", and "I will throw you into the sun! (In Jade Thirlwall vc)"
4: I don't like superhero movies
5: Never had a dick in my ass
6: My fandoms: Harmonizer (since Feb '15), Mixer (liked them since 2013, but became obsessed in April '19), Arianator (since '14), XO (the Weeknd; since '11)
7: Favorite songs atm (from this decade):
Lips Don't Lie-Ally Brooke ft A Boogie
Pretty Girl-Hayley Kiyoko
More Than Words-Little Mix ft Kamille
Notice-Little Mix
Mr Loverboy-Little Mix
Monster In Me-Little Mix
Private Show-Little Mix
Motivate-Little Mix
every Girl In Red song (seriously)
Holy-King Princess
Send Pix-King Princess
He Like That-Fifth Harmony
The One-Alina Baraz ft Jada
Coming To My Senses-Alina Baraz
Floating-Alina Baraz ft Khalid
Talk-Khalid
11 Minutes-YUNGBLUD, Halsey
Barbie Dreams-Nicki Minaj
Backshot-Spragga Benz, Lady Shaw
Doin Time-Lana Del Rey
Cherry-Lana Del Rey
... and like a shit ton more but you get the idea8: I love banana pudding and zucchini bread
9: All of Little Mix can like... get it
10: I'm not into boys or girls.... I like men and women and non-binary people
11: Pesy and Leighade are my favorite ships
12: The L Word, Lucifer, Wynonna Earp, On My Block, Stranger Things, and Orange Is The New Black are my binges
13: If I every get a bf, he HAS to have facial hair and be strong (I like giving koala hugs)
14: I'm intersex (Ik I've said tjis before) but Im genderfluid
15: 1000 Ways To Die was my favorite show coming up
16: I FUCKING LOVE murder mysteries, true scary stories, and creepypastas
17: I'll be 21 in September (VirGang!)
18: My favorite songs from previous decades:
Be My Baby-The Ronettes
You'll Lose A Good Thing-Barbara Lynn
Money-Barrett Strong
Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow-The Shirelles
Fat Bottomed Girls-Queen
When Will I See You Smile Again-Bell Biv Devoe
Don't Let Go-En Vogue
Maniac-Michael Sembello
Your Love-The Outfield
(Istg I'm like 65)19: Top 5 Pet Hates:
-People chewing with their mouth open
-Being woken up or disturbed while I'm tryna FUCKING SLEEP
-Rude people
-Being touched after I say "Don't touch me"
-People that just ruin your mood by breathing (y'all know that one bitch)20: I get my dick stuck a lot (joke)
21: Sarcasm is like a second language to me
22: I started writing when I was 9 (wrote my first song I still remember lol)
23: I hate trap music and most rap music
24: Emo rap is my shit (like my babies Tyler, the Creator and XXXTENTACION... NO, i didnt listen to IGOR yet)
25: My lucky number is 3
26: I ate the red shit off of matches when I was 4
27: I should be dead from that
28: I'm not easy to offend... unless you come for my fam... then Imma put the paws on you
29: My lock/home screens atm:
30: I can fix a car but I can't drive
31: I have a phobia of wasps
32: And puppets
33: I got into a car accident as a kid and have a fucked up memory as a result
34: My favorite music videos:
More Than Words-Little Mix
Touch-Little Mix
11 Minutes-YUNGBLUD, Halsey
No More Sad Songs-Little Mix35: I'm close to my dad... he's my world
36: I'm from VA so I say things like "That's wicked" or "You outta pocket" or "Stamp a-lamp"
37: I don't like discussing religion...
38: Music is LIFE
39: My favorite movies:
Coco
Scream (the 90s version)
Hairspray (the 80s version)
Black Snake Moan
Jamesy Boy
Queen of the Damned
Heathers
The Breakfast Club40: Favorite game:
The Walking Dead41: I HATE pork
42: I don't like BJs (had a terrible experience that I don't wanna get into)
43: I love soap carving videos
44: I came out at church when I was 13
45: I talk like a southern grandparent most times... and I don't mean to
46: ..... Joan of Arc, Strip, and Move are my anthems (all by Little Mix)
UNTIL NEXT TIME MY FRIENDS
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