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Here's more shit, dawg:

1: I'm AJ... hi

2: My favorite color is orange

3: My favorite thing to say is "sorry bout it", "are you thick?! (crazy)", "oh, fuck ass no", "hop up off meh", "(enter task here)?! I can't do that!", and "I will throw you into the sun! (In Jade Thirlwall vc)"

4: I don't like superhero movies

5: Never had a dick in my ass

6: My fandoms: Harmonizer (since Feb '15), Mixer (liked them since 2013, but became obsessed in April '19), Arianator (since '14), XO (the Weeknd; since '11)

7: Favorite songs atm (from this decade):
Lips Don't Lie-Ally Brooke ft A Boogie
Pretty Girl-Hayley Kiyoko
More Than Words-Little Mix ft Kamille
Notice-Little Mix
Mr Loverboy-Little Mix
Monster In Me-Little Mix
Private Show-Little Mix
Motivate-Little Mix
every Girl In Red song (seriously)
Holy-King Princess
Send Pix-King Princess
He Like That-Fifth Harmony
The One-Alina Baraz ft Jada
Coming To My Senses-Alina Baraz
Floating-Alina Baraz ft Khalid
Talk-Khalid
11 Minutes-YUNGBLUD, Halsey
Barbie Dreams-Nicki Minaj
Backshot-Spragga Benz, Lady Shaw
Doin Time-Lana Del Rey
Cherry-Lana Del Rey
... and like a shit ton more but you get the idea

8: I love banana pudding and zucchini bread

9: All of Little Mix can like... get it

10: I'm not into boys or girls.... I like men and women and non-binary people

11: Pesy and Leighade are my favorite ships

12: The L Word, Lucifer, Wynonna Earp, On My Block, Stranger Things, and Orange Is The New Black are my binges

13: If I every get a bf, he HAS to have facial hair and be strong (I like giving koala hugs)

14: I'm intersex (Ik I've said tjis before) but Im genderfluid

15: 1000 Ways To Die was my favorite show coming up

16: I FUCKING LOVE murder mysteries, true scary stories, and creepypastas

17: I'll be 21 in September (VirGang!)

18: My favorite songs from previous decades:
Be My Baby-The Ronettes
You'll Lose A Good Thing-Barbara Lynn
Money-Barrett Strong
Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow-The Shirelles
Fat Bottomed Girls-Queen
When Will I See You Smile Again-Bell Biv Devoe
Don't Let Go-En Vogue
Maniac-Michael Sembello
Your Love-The Outfield
(Istg I'm like 65)

19: Top 5 Pet Hates:
-People chewing with their mouth open
-Being woken up or disturbed while I'm tryna FUCKING SLEEP
-Rude people
-Being touched after I say "Don't touch me"
-People that just ruin your mood by breathing (y'all know that one bitch)

20: I get my dick stuck a lot (joke)

21: Sarcasm is like a second language to me

22: I started writing when I was 9 (wrote my first song I still remember lol)

23: I hate trap music and most rap music

24: Emo rap is my shit (like my babies Tyler, the Creator and XXXTENTACION... NO, i didnt listen to IGOR yet)

25: My lucky number is 3

26: I ate the red shit off of matches when I was 4

27: I should be dead from that

28: I'm not easy to offend... unless you come for my fam... then Imma put the paws on you

29: My lock/home screens atm:

29: My lock/home screens atm:

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30: I can fix a car but I can't drive

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30: I can fix a car but I can't drive

31: I have a phobia of wasps

32: And puppets

33: I got into a car accident as a kid and have a fucked up memory as a result

34: My favorite music videos:
More Than Words-Little Mix
Touch-Little Mix
11 Minutes-YUNGBLUD, Halsey
No More Sad Songs-Little Mix

35: I'm close to my dad... he's my world

36: I'm from VA so I say things like "That's wicked" or "You outta pocket" or "Stamp a-lamp"

37: I don't like discussing religion...

38: Music is LIFE

39: My favorite movies:
Coco
Scream (the 90s version)
Hairspray (the 80s version)
Black Snake Moan
Jamesy Boy
Queen of the Damned
Heathers
The Breakfast Club

40: Favorite game:
The Walking Dead

41: I HATE pork

42: I don't like BJs (had a terrible experience that I don't wanna get into)

43: I love soap carving videos

44: I came out at church when I was 13

45: I talk like a southern grandparent most times... and I don't mean to

46: ..... Joan of Arc, Strip, and Move are my anthems (all by Little Mix)















UNTIL NEXT TIME MY FRIENDS

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